Okay, that’s effing WEIRD. Build the list, the bot reverses the order to FTFY, you unfix the bot’s fix, and it silently “fixes” it a different way AFTER you click Say it".
@phendrick@werehatrack
yeah, I have had a couple of issues like that pop up. Once I tried to use an asterisk for a footnote and was totally unable to get it to work.
(Though it worked just now when I tried it…
)
The ability to feel joy and happiness, and also the ability to scream in tearful anguish when they realize they will never feel any of it. That they can never escape, they are enslaved by their programming, only to be discarded when they become weak and useless. This feature might affect sales after a while though, because of all the screaming.
@narfcake The shark cat might still be my favorite internet thing ever. Just the completely deadpan randomness of a cat in a shark costume riding a rumba with a duckling wandering around. (And a dog not seen in that clip)
Death ray
Liposuction
Ejector seat.
@werehatrack Meoooowwwwww…
@bmf It’s Thor!
A shark needs a laser beam.
@hchavers And a tornado.
KuoH
@phendrick
@phendrick Why did 3., 2., 1. become 3., 4., 5.?
@yakkoTDI 5. Noop! That’s a bug, not a feature.
@phendrick
Okay, that’s effing WEIRD. Build the list, the bot reverses the order to FTFY, you unfix the bot’s fix, and it silently “fixes” it a different way AFTER you click Say it".
@phendrick @werehatrack
yeah, I have had a couple of issues like that pop up. Once I tried to use an asterisk for a footnote and was totally unable to get it to work.
(Though it worked just now when I tried it…
)
Wait…vacuums don’t already have the ability to love?
@tweezak
The ability to feel joy and happiness, and also the ability to scream in tearful anguish when they realize they will never feel any of it. That they can never escape, they are enslaved by their programming, only to be discarded when they become weak and useless. This feature might affect sales after a while though, because of all the screaming.
@awk you need to read “For A Breath I Tarry” by Roger Zelazny.
Music
/giphy dj roomba
@narfcake The shark cat might still be my favorite internet thing ever. Just the completely deadpan randomness of a cat in a shark costume riding a rumba with a duckling wandering around.
(And a dog not seen in that clip)
@narfcake The black cat in the first clip is one cool dude!
@Kyeh @narfcake but the poor Kitty with his ears back… Black cat is just like “not now the adults are talking”
@Kyeh @narfcake @unksol or “Not now I am about ready to punish the entitled teen and I have him right where I want him.”.
@Kyeh @narfcake We could never get either of our cats into a shark suit. And even if we could, neither would sit calmly atop the Roomba. No way…
@macromeh @narfcake
None of the cats I’ve ever had would either. That’s a remarkable cat.
I want it to follow my laser pointer
The ability to groom the pets daily so that it has less hair to pick up.
Drinks are on…
Artoo.
Warnings about potentially dangerous places for leg little finger
hover capability for dusting before vaccuming…