I wonder if @snapster will ever do something like the Woot-off lights again. Sell something that’s of limited value (like catshirts) with the caveat that 10% will unceremoniously end up with even more stuff of limited value.
Fukobukuros. Every Saturday. Maybe i’ll actually get one then. I don’t care that the logistics of having crap for them won’t work. that’s not my problem. Make it happen!
If I knew what I wanted, I wouldn’t be coming to a site that sells random crap.
@Alien Truer words have seldom been spoken.
MOAR CANDY CORN!!!
/giphy candy corn
@jdude727 How come some of these candy corns have eyes close to the top of their bodies and others more toward the middle? That’s kinda weird.
@awk Some of them are coneheads
/giphy coneheads
@awk The ones in the middle aren’t eyes.
Shit That Does Not Suck
The bundles were fun. I need something fun on Saturdays.
Batteries, and the refrigerators in which to store them.
I sure could use a few more iPhone speaker docks.
@jhinra I came here to say speaker docks, and am only mildly disappointed that you beat me to it.
Catshirts on Caturday.
I’m kind of hungry. I’d like to eat a hot dog.
/giphy Sell the sizzle, not the steak.
I think that’s supposed to be some kind of amazing sales advice.
Zip-lock bags.
For all the leftover candy corn.
And to keep the batteries dry in the refrigerator.
I am a big fan of the bundles.
HYPE SWIVEL SURGE PROTECTORS WITH TWO USB PORTS
and Smoke/CO2 detectors please.
Cameras, Meh-rathons, better bluetooth speakers, small animals and children.
/image pocketknives
@eonfifty Maybe pick up some United Cutlery or Cold Steel seconds. Not just pocketknives; battleaxes, swords, kukris… it could be fun
@duodec That might be overkill, but a Klingon batliff could be neat.
/image Klingon batliff
@eonfifty Let’s focus upon Kai kitchen cutlery.
Instead of calling it Stocking Stuffers, call it Sack Stuffers. You have the random items that belong in a garbage (or cheap Christmas) sack down.
@hchavers isn’t that called a Fuko?
Sacks. Containers. Things that hold things. Thrown in a fuko sticker or imprint. Sell many.
Oh, and AAA batteries…
I wonder if @snapster will ever do something like the Woot-off lights again. Sell something that’s of limited value (like catshirts) with the caveat that 10% will unceremoniously end up with even more stuff of limited value.
@narfcake Something like an Irk plush doll?
@therealjrn Maybe? @Dave has very direct contact with a company that deal with them a lot now.
/image TeeTurtle mini
/image TeeTurtle minis lots
/image TeeTurtle minis cats
/image TeeTurtle puppicorn
@narfcake Left side center
It would make an appropriate GOAT trophy
@narfcake
Awwww.
Just awwww.
I shouldn’t buy these. So far have resisted.
I have too much stuff.
I really have too much stuff. Way too much.
I really shouldn’t.
Really.
Believe me.
Be sure never to tell me about sales on that site, ok?
Never. Dont even think about doing that.
@narfcake sorry
@rtjhnstn I got a few of those, but that’s about it. Woot’s failure to properly randomize meant I wasn’t going to take any further chances.
@f00l You’re free to subscribe to their newsletter, y’know. Also I’m not joking in other posts when I said “as long as a Rutledge gets paid”.
@narfcake
One oh my moral failings is a hatred of email.
If I signed up, it wouldn’t help.
@f00l Show us on this doll where the bad mailer daemon touched you. Was it in your bathing suit area?
@therealjrn
Ouch.
I do something wrong here?
@f00l The alternative that I post and tag you whenever something cute shows up isn’t an option; that’s be like tagging you everyday.
@f00l No, I thought it was kinda cute. My baaaaad.
@therealjrn
Ok. My hated is due to my incompetence in dealing with the inevitable pileup.
It’s cool.
@narfcake
Understand.
I’m lazy. And I really don’t need the temptation.
Perhaps once I figure out how to only want one or two, instead of everything, I can allow myself to shop there.
@f00l Sound reasoning. Usually the way to reduce the choices is to let some items sell out.
If the past years were any indicator, their next big sale will be in February, aka their birthday sale.
Silly Saturday. Toys candy corn anything for our inner kid
My kingdom for another set of X-Mini Speakers.
@MalachiteDragon you have a kingdom to trade? I’ve been interested in living in a castle.
Fukobukuros. Every Saturday. Maybe i’ll actually get one then. I don’t care that the logistics of having crap for them won’t work. that’s not my problem. Make it happen!
Go back to the roots of Saturday and only sell things with rings or different types of rings.
Can we do “Fuku Fridays”? And “suck it you didn’t get one Saturday”
@wmbarr
+1
They could make the Friday Fukos even more crazy and worthless than they are now.
They could send out randomized mixmaster paper collections from office shredders.
(for security, the paper can never have been used otherwise).
People would go nuts if they didn’t get one.
I would prob try for it, if the Fuko included swag, or other Meh randomized madness.
@wmbarr It could be a Fuko bag full of shredded (colored) paper.
@rtjhnstn
I’m stoopid enough to buy it.
/giphy stupid
Zombie apocalypse bundles and stuff
Sansas!
Post-sell-by-date snacks and candies.