@Pavlov Remind myself that my half in divorce court is now a few dollars larger when I get tired of all the money he's spending on weed, booze and strippers.
@Pavlov Whining is cheaper than weed booze and strippers. Besides, if you whine well and often, your spouse may avoid or abandon you, if that's the goal.
@sligett@mrspavlov I don't think the weed, booze and strippers are an allowable expense on his side before the divorce... I think it's 1/2 PRE weed, booze, strippers... Now if @pavlov was to film it... it'd probably be ok, Then he's producing.....
When I check Meh and don't want the day's product I become sad that I won't be pissing my money away on more crap that I don't need and having a mystery package show up someday because I forgot what the heck I ordered again.
My traditional process has turned into a habit.. First I study the days product (A) to try and convince myself that I really do need it, but if not (B) I continue to stare in the hopes that something will change... but it never does so eventually I click meh (watch the little face go 'round and 'round) then scroll down to see how many sucker.. uh buyers were tricked into getting something they really didn't need, then to the quiz and no matter what I choose I go to the forum to see how much chaos I can generate (especially when I was disappointed in what was offered) then finally my better half threatens to cut something off if I don't stop making those 'pecking' noises and come to bed.. THEN I await my next visitation.. One day I will look back on all this and reminisce about the good old days.
@thismyusername That's only when they check and the product is already sold out. When it's sold out it's a lot easier to decide you wanted it and then it is complaining time.
I try to talk myself into it, I really can not believe I do not need it. Why wouldn't I want it, it is an awesome coffee cup and 2 more would be ok right?
I get pissed and blame the goat, maybe break something I bought from Meh.com, I throw one of my existing cups across the room.
I try to find a way to use it what if I could use it for this or that, sure it is a coffee cup but it is indestructible (see step 2, and it does not have to hold just coffee, what about wine?
I get really sad. Perhaps I have a problem if I am thinking of putting wine in a coffee cup? I watch the video and forget my problems.
I am like whatever, I own 6 cups and tomorrow is a new day and a chance to buy something I really need.
Remind myself that I now have even more to spend on weed, booze and strippers!
@Pavlov Remind myself that my half in divorce court is now a few dollars larger when I get tired of all the money he's spending on weed, booze and strippers.
Well, that escalated quickly.
@Pavlov
Whining is cheaper than weed booze and strippers. Besides, if you whine well and often, your spouse may avoid or abandon you, if that's the goal.
@MrsPavlov @Pavlov
I thought of a couple of slogans which Meh could adapt:
Meh: Affecting (happy) couples negatively since 2014
Meh: Turning smiles upside down since 2014
@MrsPavlov I bet you'll get more than half! :-)
@Pavlov
George Best, Irish footballer, on why he was broke:
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
@Pavlov In that order... or I think they were in reverse order... ;)
@sligett @mrspavlov I don't think the weed, booze and strippers are an allowable expense on his side before the divorce... I think it's 1/2 PRE weed, booze, strippers... Now if @pavlov was to film it... it'd probably be ok, Then he's producing.....
Whine bitch moan turn the page.
@f00l
/silent tears/
No stars. Nobody loves me. :(
Whine bitch moan all alone. :(
(Extra helping self-pity)
I click the meh button regardless.
Blame a goat!
(Side note: the pic is a Volvo PV544.)
Button, button, button! and then polls. But I'm mostly in it for the button.
When I check Meh and don't want the day's product I become sad that I won't be pissing my money away on more crap that I don't need and having a mystery package show up someday because I forgot what the heck I ordered again.
Throw my phone across the room in disgust, run outside and punch a hobo, then come back in and eat a cupcake.
@awk Hobos may be carrying disease. I suggest eating the cupcake first.
@cinoclav ALWAYS eat the cupcake first.
My traditional process has turned into a habit.. First I study the days product (A) to try and convince myself that I really do need it, but if not (B) I continue to stare in the hopes that something will change... but it never does so eventually I click meh (watch the little face go 'round and 'round) then scroll down to see how many sucker.. uh buyers were tricked into getting something they really didn't need, then to the quiz and no matter what I choose I go to the forum to see how much chaos I can generate (especially when I was disappointed in what was offered) then finally my better half threatens to cut something off if I don't stop making those 'pecking' noises and come to bed.. THEN I await my next visitation.. One day I will look back on all this and reminisce about the good old days.
The "to the forum to complain" seems far too low... :P
@thismyusername That's only when they check and the product is already sold out. When it's sold out it's a lot easier to decide you wanted it and then it is complaining time.
All of the above.
@2many2no Or, some of the above.
Some days I want there to be check boxes, not radio buttons.
It is a process.
I watch the video and forget my problems.
@caffeine_dude
You only own 6? I must have 30. Just for me.
That's why i bought more. Bubba, baby!