What could possibly go wrong?

Kidsandliz shared a link said Fri, May 20th 2016 at 2:47pm ET

http://www.gizmag.com/google-patent-glue-pedestrians-cars-accident/43438/?utm_source=Gizmag+Subscribers&utm_campaign=0e0e995ea5-UA-2235360-4&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_65b67362bd-0e0e995ea5-90439761

I can imagine all sorts of "unintended" consequences of doing this with cars. The comments mention a few...I'd imagine if we thought about this long enough we'd make a great list of entertainment value, possibly illegal, ways to use this, um, "feature". Kids (of all ages) would have a great time with pranks and cars with this. So would bullies the thieves (stick them to the car so they can't run away). Amusement parks would have a good use for it - skip the cars with a roller coaster. Just glue you to a sky hook and off you go. Need to hitch a ride on an airplane - glue yourself to the underbelly...

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carl669 said Fri, May 20th 2016 at 3:24pm ET:

i had to double check the date on this article... make sure it didn't say April 1.

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rockblossom said Fri, May 20th 2016 at 3:36pm ET:

The article was worth reading if just for the word gloogle, which is now stuck (hah!) in my ~~hood~~ head.

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hallmike said Fri, May 20th 2016 at 4:07pm ET:

The rednecks will love not having to stop and pick up their roadkill.

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brhfl said Fri, May 20th 2016 at 4:26pm ET:

Favorite line:

When that colliding object happens to be your face, you're going to want it back.

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matthew said Fri, May 20th 2016 at 6:13pm ET:

What could go possibly wrong
Possibly possibly wrong
You're plastered to a Kia as it motors along
This is probably, possibly wrong

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- @matthew i hate that i automatically knew this was to be sung to the tune of 'something went terribly wrong'. damn you meh for training my brain!
  
  carl669 said Fri, May 20th 2016 at 6:21pm ET
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- @matthew Speaking of something went terribly wrong - is there a way to get that song as a ring tone (with the lyrics included, not just the tune)?
  
  Kidsandliz said Sat, May 21st 2016 at 12:23am ET
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- @Kidsandliz Check out this thread: https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-alarm-ringtone-or-mp3 All of the themes should be available there.
  
  dashcloud said Sat, May 21st 2016 at 9:13am ET
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- @dashcloud thanks
  
  Kidsandliz said Sun, May 22nd 2016 at 12:57am ET
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kuoh said Fri, May 20th 2016 at 6:19pm ET:

I wonder if anyone has patented the spray foam encapsulation vehicle safety system, ala Demolition Man, yet?

KuoH

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- @kuoh No, but I do quite enjoy using my three shells now.
  
  curtise said Fri, May 20th 2016 at 10:42pm ET
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