I once dated a girl who had a very very small primate species as a pet. It mainly lived outside in a tree, but you could go out to feed it mini marshmallows.
The cutest thing that it would do was take a half a grape in its teeny mouth, wiggle it around for a few seconds, then spit out just the grape skin.
@serpent I always said, “They taste better with vanilla” but honestly, they did, the mint or the pumpkin spice could’ve gone, but pistachio? That was the worst possible choice.
Bonobos are the best primates. They’re like the hippies of the primate world. They rarely fight, basically all they do is have sex. And they’re basically all bisexual too.
I have to agree with @sanspoint. Definitely bonobos.
One of my old co-workers worked with bonobos, so she was always talking about them. I learned a lot, from her. I admire any animal that has sex as a greeting, to solve resolutions, as well as about any other time.
I like lemurs. Monkeys & apes are too close to humans, so they kinda suck by association.
/giphy meth heads
I once dated a girl who had a very very small primate species as a pet. It mainly lived outside in a tree, but you could go out to feed it mini marshmallows.
The cutest thing that it would do was take a half a grape in its teeny mouth, wiggle it around for a few seconds, then spit out just the grape skin.
Pigmy marmoset
@kcface hear, hear.
Harambe wasn’t just a gorilla, so I have to honor him by telling you my favorite non-human primate.
@Hair_in_a_can R.I.P. They should’ve shot the child instead.
@serpent I always said, “They taste better with vanilla” but honestly, they did, the mint or the pumpkin spice could’ve gone, but pistachio? That was the worst possible choice.
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@Hair_in_a_can Dicks out
@Hair_in_a_can RIP in peace Harambe
@ThumperChick @dave To be clear, I’m saying that @Hair_in_a_can 's message goes beyond poor taste and should be removed.
Presidential candidates.
@daveinwarsh Why not make it all politicians?
@daveinwarsh You could not have said this 4 or 8 years ago!
/image Myanmar snub-nosed monkey
@vanslaterco Skeletor monkey?
@vanslaterco Looks like Michael Jackson.
/giphy slow loris
@JoetatoChip That is the cutest thing, EVER.
The Librarian. (Definitely not a monkey.)
[insert harambe joke]
I have no idea what she’s saying. I’m going to assume it’s something like, “omg, I should of brought more bananas.”
Bonobos are the best primates. They’re like the hippies of the primate world. They rarely fight, basically all they do is have sex. And they’re basically all bisexual too.
When I die, I want to come back as a bonobo.
I have to agree with @sanspoint. Definitely bonobos.
One of my old co-workers worked with bonobos, so she was always talking about them. I learned a lot, from her. I admire any animal that has sex as a greeting, to solve resolutions, as well as about any other time.
Manfred Man!!
Talking Lemurs
i like the idea of being able to talk with a chimpanzee via sign language, but they throw poop, so…
i voted lemurs.