Life hasn’t changed a whole lot, for me. I’m still working.
I hope all of the Meh staff and Meh members are being safe, during this pandemic. And hopefully, we will get back to our normally scheduled meh lives, soon.
Sewing (for work and a few masks), jigsaw puzzles, reading, walking the dog, grocery shopping, cooking, and cleaning. Aside from the masks, my normal activities.
At the end of the day picking up donations that have been dumped all day, despite the sign telling them not to, at two sites that have been closed and abandoned (all employees of that company, including the manager, have been laid off) and dropping them off in the “free”’ bins behind the charity (that is also not taking donations at this time although has left their free bins accessible).
@Kyeh Yes. There is usually no one around when I pick up the bags and drop them off. I do see the family I am helping as I drop things off to them, but I don’t stay. The closest I got to anyone is when the 7ish year old little boy spontaneously came up to me, hugged me, and thanked me.
Not to brag, but the government considers me essential. So, when I’m off work, I’m either gaming, cooking, or hanging out in a very nsfw chat group of friends
taking a drive with my dog to take a nice walk, driving my dog and me home, then having a drink of bourbon on the rocks to take my mind off of the tv news.
@unksol
Dough:
5 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups warm water
2 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp salt
2 tsp all-purpose yeast
Bath:
2 quarts water
1 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp salt
1 tbsp baking soda
Mix water and yeast and allow to bloom. Mix in remaining dough ingredients and knead for five minutes (I use a mixer with a dough hook). The resulting dough should be stiff and not sticky. Cover and allow to rise until doubled in size (60-90 minutes in my kitchen). Punch down and divide into 12 equal parts on a floured baking sheet. Form into bagel shapes however you like, cover, and let rise until doubled again.
In a large cooking pan or skillet, bring bath to a boil. Reduce to a simmer, then start boiling the bagels, 45 seconds on each side. Drain on a wire rack. Brush with a beaten egg and add the toppings of your choice. Bake at 425 for 20 minutes or until golden brown. Remove and cool on rack.
The only change is i don’t shop as often. Def haven’t gone to Walmart just Kroger and the small local store once each.
I have plenty of bought on sale meats so I’m thawing out those big chunks one at a time and planning what to do with them. Those meals each last several days to a week. About to start a version of Alton Brown’s baked beans with some added meat.
@unksol My life used to be oh, shit it’s 5 I need to go to the store to make dinner. Now I have stuff in the freezer and pantry. Which is good because the last things that aren’t available again are toilet paper and meat. I’m getting organized!
@sammydog01 I had the meat in the freezer from previous sales. I’m just getting off my ass and finally using it. Same with other pantry Staples. Running down the stock and will fill it back up later
Yelling at the computer a lot. On any normal day, I can be seen having long discussions with inanimate objects, so that’s not new. But in the last few days, weirdness has increased.
One: Staple items I usually order online and have delivered are now showing up as “instore purchase only.” Ummm… WHAT? Isn’t the whole “being in the store” part what we want to reduce?
Two: I got a “friendly reminder” about a free service appointment (which I didn’t make) for my vehicle, which doesn’t need to be serviced. It hasn’t acquired a lot of mileage because I can’t go anywhere! I realize that it was a computer-generated e-mail, so I’m not going to call up the dealership to say how much I look forward to sitting in their customer area waiting for my vehicle to get service it doesn’t need. They probably wouldn’t get the sarcasm, even if someone was actually there and not working from home.
Three: For the last decade or so, the County has e-mailed my property tax statement and I have paid it online. I got the bill, but this year they are not allowing us to pay it online. The statement said we could use a credit or debit card, but we would need to do it in person at the County Clerk’s office. Again …WHAT? I’ll mail them a check and yell at my computer screen some more.
@f00l
Just as an FYI, I generally just keep a joke thing going for a few posts.
Sometimes a good one might be worthy of cross-over into other threads, but banging on the same thing makes a joke into a “joke.”
This was actually a new topic whereas I was bragging about picking up pop bottles for orphans. It was a whole new thing, so by continuing your supposed encouragement yet unknowledgeable tips on finding a drug dealer rings a little hollow and might perhaps confuse others.
So sorry, I didn’t mean to complain to you, my bad.
Maybe I need to start a GoFundMe for the orphans instead.
For you, the day the virus quarantined your village was the most stressful day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
going insane
@Ignorant
I thought you already went there.
@Ignorant
I’m considered essential.
Aspirin.
/youtube peggy lee, fever
Seeing how fat I can get in three weeks !
@jmbunkin Challenge!
@TheCO2 I knew someone would weigh in on this comment
I’m actually enjoying my weekend at home. It’s back to you Covid-19 bastards Monday.
Crochet
And video games
It’s amazing how many Meh loyalist are introverts. But then again, we are all up at midnight reading a dumb D&D joke.
@hchavers Don’t knock it. They’re on a roll.
@hchavers Hmm, a gathering of introverts? What’s wrong with this picture?
@hchavers @macromeh We introverts had the whole “social distancing” thing perfected decades ago.
I’ve been preparing for this for sometime so it’s just second nature to me.
@sicc574 Hoarding and being a germophobe?
Ask me again in about 9 months.
@Mehrocco_Mole You and a bunch of others. On that note, I hear there is a shortage of condoms, right now.
@Mehrocco_Mole @TheCO2 I predict a new kind of pandemic starting in December. You heard it first here.
Life hasn’t changed a whole lot, for me. I’m still working.
I hope all of the Meh staff and Meh members are being safe, during this pandemic. And hopefully, we will get back to our normally scheduled meh lives, soon.
Sewing (for work and a few masks), jigsaw puzzles, reading, walking the dog, grocery shopping, cooking, and cleaning. Aside from the masks, my normal activities.
At the end of the day picking up donations that have been dumped all day, despite the sign telling them not to, at two sites that have been closed and abandoned (all employees of that company, including the manager, have been laid off) and dropping them off in the “free”’ bins behind the charity (that is also not taking donations at this time although has left their free bins accessible).
@Kidsandliz hope you’re staying safe while you’re doing these good deeds!
@Kyeh Yes. There is usually no one around when I pick up the bags and drop them off. I do see the family I am helping as I drop things off to them, but I don’t stay. The closest I got to anyone is when the 7ish year old little boy spontaneously came up to me, hugged me, and thanked me.
Not to brag, but the government considers me essential. So, when I’m off work, I’m either gaming, cooking, or hanging out in a very nsfw chat group of friends
Reruns of MST3K
/giphy mst3k
Giving front yard trad jazz concerts for my neighbors. And of course, watching goat videos each morning for inspiration.
@triceratops I wish you were in my neighborhood!
taking a drive with my dog to take a nice walk, driving my dog and me home, then having a drink of bourbon on the rocks to take my mind off of the tv news.
Playing Animal Crossing. I like to sit on the beach and listen to the waves.
I’m working in the yard. after 3 years of neglect it sorely needs it.
@cranky1950 I have tools to spin up and was so ready. But I still have to work. Then it rained hard all weekend… Good luck
It’s spring on the homestead, which means I’m:
Also doing a lot of baking. Finally got bagels right!
@dannybeans I should do about all of that in the next two weeks. Too cold. Wet. Rain.
What’s the bagel recipe maybe I can do that while things dry out
@unksol
Dough:
5 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups warm water
2 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp salt
2 tsp all-purpose yeast
Bath:
2 quarts water
1 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp salt
1 tbsp baking soda
Mix water and yeast and allow to bloom. Mix in remaining dough ingredients and knead for five minutes (I use a mixer with a dough hook). The resulting dough should be stiff and not sticky. Cover and allow to rise until doubled in size (60-90 minutes in my kitchen). Punch down and divide into 12 equal parts on a floured baking sheet. Form into bagel shapes however you like, cover, and let rise until doubled again.
In a large cooking pan or skillet, bring bath to a boil. Reduce to a simmer, then start boiling the bagels, 45 seconds on each side. Drain on a wire rack. Brush with a beaten egg and add the toppings of your choice. Bake at 425 for 20 minutes or until golden brown. Remove and cool on rack.
“Everything” topping:
2 parts sesame seed
2 parts dried minced onion
1 part poppy seed
1 part garlic powder
1 part kosher salt
The only change is i don’t shop as often. Def haven’t gone to Walmart just Kroger and the small local store once each.
I have plenty of bought on sale meats so I’m thawing out those big chunks one at a time and planning what to do with them. Those meals each last several days to a week. About to start a version of Alton Brown’s baked beans with some added meat.
@unksol My life used to be oh, shit it’s 5 I need to go to the store to make dinner. Now I have stuff in the freezer and pantry. Which is good because the last things that aren’t available again are toilet paper and meat. I’m getting organized!
@sammydog01 I had the meat in the freezer from previous sales. I’m just getting off my ass and finally using it. Same with other pantry Staples. Running down the stock and will fill it back up later
I live in a big apartment complex in a densely populated city, so none of those options work for me. Oh wait, feeling fine is an option. Never mind.
Watching all the briefings and hand wringing.
Yelling at the computer a lot. On any normal day, I can be seen having long discussions with inanimate objects, so that’s not new. But in the last few days, weirdness has increased.
One: Staple items I usually order online and have delivered are now showing up as “instore purchase only.” Ummm… WHAT? Isn’t the whole “being in the store” part what we want to reduce?
Two: I got a “friendly reminder” about a free service appointment (which I didn’t make) for my vehicle, which doesn’t need to be serviced. It hasn’t acquired a lot of mileage because I can’t go anywhere! I realize that it was a computer-generated e-mail, so I’m not going to call up the dealership to say how much I look forward to sitting in their customer area waiting for my vehicle to get service it doesn’t need. They probably wouldn’t get the sarcasm, even if someone was actually there and not working from home.
Three: For the last decade or so, the County has e-mailed my property tax statement and I have paid it online. I got the bill, but this year they are not allowing us to pay it online. The statement said we could use a credit or debit card, but we would need to do it in person at the County Clerk’s office. Again …WHAT? I’ll mail them a check and yell at my computer screen some more.
@rockblossom as FYI if you use a Chevy dealership they are currently offering free pick up and drop off service.
I had to get my emissions inspection completed this month and it was easy peasy.
@rockblossom tell us how you really feel
go to freaking work. mother loving essential industry
@jro2020 not going to work was never an option
I go out and pick up pop bottles for the orphanage. Maybe they can have toast with their gruel this week!
@therealjrn
And yet you don’t have your own dealer?
Are you pitiful, or wut?
It’s for the children, @f00l. Don’t be so selfish.
@therealjrn
I just figured you could get yourself a dealer while you were picking up pop bottles.
Satisfy that addiction ambition and help the kiddies, all in one activity.
Win-Win. Synergy.
/giphy synergy
(Wtf. All the “synergy” giphy choices suck.)
@f00l
Just as an FYI, I generally just keep a joke thing going for a few posts.
Sometimes a good one might be worthy of cross-over into other threads, but banging on the same thing makes a joke into a “joke.”
This was actually a new topic whereas I was bragging about picking up pop bottles for orphans. It was a whole new thing, so by continuing your supposed encouragement yet unknowledgeable tips on finding a drug dealer rings a little hollow and might perhaps confuse others.
So sorry, I didn’t mean to complain to you, my bad.
Maybe I need to start a GoFundMe for the orphans instead.