Ummmmmm........What?
11I stopped by the old place today and found this…
https://sellout.woot.com/offers/zero-for-him-dietary-fiber-supplement-1?ref=mwj_cd_deal_6
and I Quote…
“FOR HAVING GOOD, CLEAN FUN: Keep your runway clear for landing with our specially formulated, Vegan, Halal, and Kosher psyllium husk fiber blend to promote clean night-time fun with your partner”
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Sheesh. Apparently as a woman I shouldn’t even bother looking at that product.
@RiotDemon I mean, would you want to? Lol
@RiotDemon @tinamarie1974 well,you may have friends and/or relatives it applies to - good to keep up on their hygienic needs.
@RiotDemon @stolicat @tinamarie1974
At least one satisfied customer.
@mike808 @stolicat @tinamarie1974
@mike808 @RiotDemon @stolicat poor kerm-ey
@mike808 @RiotDemon @stolicat @tinamarie1974
Lucky Kermey, you mean!
KuoH
@mike808 @stolicat @tinamarie1974 @UncleVinny
@mike808 @RiotDemon @stolicat @UncleVinny all perspective! Kermet does not look happy though, hence my statement.
@RiotDemon Honestly, I dated a couple of girls that were big fans of this activity and they were all very cautious when we took part in this. We never had any mishaps, but I wonder what they would tell someone that they were taking this stuff…
I learned something today
@medz I did too, but I’m wondering if I can unlearn that.
@heartny the part about clean sheets got me… I mean… maybe put a towel down?
@heartny @medz not as much as the what, but the why was a new twist … these things need consideration. Welcome!
/giphy WTF
@tinamarie1974 oddly appropriate use of the term…
@tinamarie1974 I guess that an acronym for What The Fiber?
@heartny no it was Fuck, what the fuck
@tinamarie1974 I need to buy an 's or an ‘is’. Ugh.
Because when I think fiber…
Sodomy.
@Fen_Star I believe that Woot is promoting A Nal. Always knew that Jeff character that runs the parent company had to be a little on the wild side this just proves it. Next there will be factory defective or refurbished Fleshlights or something of similar nature.
Strange that they don’t explain why playful women wouldn’t also benefit from this formulation. Increase your potential customer base by 50%! Seems like an easy win.
KuoH
Apparently it’s so nice you had to post twice.
@therealjrn no, the first post froze up so I thought it vanished, Im sure the mods will catch it
/giphy Zach and miri
/giphy hard pass
@chienfou
Pass, no hard.
@werehatrack
you are right… it should be a soft pass with all that fiber.
But how many bowls would you need to eat to equal the fiber content in one bowl of colon blow?
I’m thinking the paragraphs “Promotes Digestive Health”, “Formulated to Remove Side Effects” and “100% Vegan Friendly” should be BEFORE their --recommended usage-- and not at the top of the listing. I mean, if I were the intended audience of such a paragraph, maybe I’d like to know FIRST that it has reduced gassiness of similar products before they recommend what I use it for. I mean, if I’m a member of the intended audience, don’t I ALREADY know that? I’m just sayin’
Ummm welcome to pride month?
Somebody over at Eoot apparently has a fairly odd idea of what constitutes an appropriate item to feature during a week when Father’s Day is dominating the sales advertising.
For me, this is essentially a week off from reading the sales ads. I will still make sure to mash the Meh button regardless.
@werehatrack
ummm… last I checked father’s day is in June… this sale is from JANUARY… (and sold out evidently…)