Ummmmmm........What?
11I stopped by the old place today and found this…
https://sellout.woot.com/offers/zero-for-him-dietary-fiber-supplement-1?ref=mwj_cd_deal_6
and I Quote…
“FOR HAVING GOOD, CLEAN FUN: Keep your runway clear for landing with our specially formulated, Vegan, Halal, and Kosher psyllium husk fiber blend to promote clean night-time fun with your partner”
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Apparently it’s so nice you had to post twice.
@therealjrn no, the first post froze up so I thought it vanished, Im sure the mods will catch it
/giphy WTF
@tinamarie1974 oddly appropriate use of the term…
@tinamarie1974 I guess that an acronym for What The Fiber?
@heartny no it was Fuck, what the fuck
@tinamarie1974 I need to buy an 's or an ‘is’. Ugh.
Because when I think fiber…
I learned something today
@medz I did too, but I’m wondering if I can unlearn that.
@heartny the part about clean sheets got me… I mean… maybe put a towel down?
@heartny @medz not as much as the what, but the why was a new twist … these things need consideration. Welcome!
Sheesh. Apparently as a woman I shouldn’t even bother looking at that product.
@RiotDemon I mean, would you want to? Lol
@RiotDemon @tinamarie1974 well,you may have friends and/or relatives it applies to - good to keep up on their hygienic needs.
@RiotDemon @stolicat @tinamarie1974
At least one satisfied customer.
@mike808 @stolicat @tinamarie1974
@mike808 @RiotDemon @stolicat poor kerm-ey
@mike808 @RiotDemon @stolicat @tinamarie1974
Lucky Kermey, you mean!
KuoH
@mike808 @stolicat @tinamarie1974 @UncleVinny
@mike808 @RiotDemon @stolicat @UncleVinny all perspective! Kermet does not look happy though, hence my statement.
@RiotDemon Honestly, I dated a couple of girls that were big fans of this activity and they were all very cautious when we took part in this. We never had any mishaps, but I wonder what they would tell someone that they were taking this stuff…
Sodomy.
@Fen_Star I believe that Woot is promoting A Nal. Always knew that Jeff character that runs the parent company had to be a little on the wild side this just proves it. Next there will be factory defective or refurbished Fleshlights or something of similar nature.
/giphy Zach and miri
But how many bowls would you need to eat to equal the fiber content in one bowl of colon blow?
/giphy hard pass
@chienfou
Pass, no hard.
@werehatrack
you are right… it should be a soft pass with all that fiber.
I’m thinking the paragraphs “Promotes Digestive Health”, “Formulated to Remove Side Effects” and “100% Vegan Friendly” should be BEFORE their --recommended usage-- and not at the top of the listing. I mean, if I were the intended audience of such a paragraph, maybe I’d like to know FIRST that it has reduced gassiness of similar products before they recommend what I use it for. I mean, if I’m a member of the intended audience, don’t I ALREADY know that? I’m just sayin’
Strange that they don’t explain why playful women wouldn’t also benefit from this formulation. Increase your potential customer base by 50%! Seems like an easy win.
KuoH
Ummm welcome to pride month?
Somebody over at Eoot apparently has a fairly odd idea of what constitutes an appropriate item to feature during a week when Father’s Day is dominating the sales advertising.
For me, this is essentially a week off from reading the sales ads. I will still make sure to mash the Meh button regardless.
@werehatrack
ummm… last I checked father’s day is in June… this sale is from JANUARY… (and sold out evidently…)