Welcome to the planning for our first imaginary Meh get together.

We can't call it a reunion because we've never gotten together before.

@Barney
Getmehgether, or:
Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye Meh

(The name will be determined by stars received and the voting will end whenever I say it has and then we will move on to the next topic. I will remain impartial and will not be voting)

@Barney Mehting in the mehdlands

@Barney Mehtogether.

@narfcake Mehtogether in the Mehtroplex

@Barney Mehfest

Ramrodded Event

@Barney Meht Expectations

Goat Flocking

@Barney A Meht Up of course

@Barney meh over miami..

@Barney mehmoot

mehssembly

@Barney 'Welp, we're all here.'

@Barney mehunion

@Barney Mehsquach mehstival.

@Barney A Very Mediocre Accumulation.

@Barney G.O.A.T.fest 20meh16

@Barney Flash Mehb

@Barney Mehcca

@Barney The Million Meh March

@Barney Cinco de Meh O

@Barney Preunion.

@Barney mehndezvous

Ambivalunch (yeah, I know it's late, but I liked it)

@Barney Medicore Expectations Huddle

@Barney There's something Meh.thering here, a.k.a.

@xarous I wore my mehxchange watch yesterday..I suckered my dad into getting the stem fixed ;)

@mikibell Do I have to DQ you? (Gee, it's like herding cats around here.)

@Barney forgive me..I am at my mother in laws..I need help!

@mikibell You poor thing, all is forgiven.

@Barney and my head reallllly hurts..

@mikibell Why don't you try and concentrate on a name for our little get together? It will get your mind off of what is going on around you.

@Barney @mikibell

@Barney mehmbers only mehting of mediocrity

@mikibell Very nice, but you are off topic! Aw gee, I love purple.

@Barney oh..dear... Ok..someone can delete this till it is food time...

@f00l
It's ok :) The fact that you are scandalous makes me like you more.

@mfladd

So... Hypothetically speaking of course, if someone were to steal your identity, then you'd REALLY like them?

(I guess to the extent that you'd want the judicial system to meet them as well)

@FroodyFrog Ha! Don't bring @thismyusername into this. He already thinks we are one in the same. I don't get it.

@mfladd

You tagged him, not me.

@FroodyFrog I enjoy summoning the devil. He makes me happy. (plus he has great gifs, which I am all about - no pressure TMUN)

@mfladd @FroodyFrog Will you two get your act together? Oh, Wait...

@Mehrocco_Mole

While I can't vouch one way or the other for @mfladd, I can try to answer for myself.

No. Not just because I can't, but because even if I could, I wouldn't want to.

@FroodyFrog And it would be pointless, because everyone would guess the killer was Colonel Mehsturd.

@Barney
Voting will end around noon on Monday....in exactly which Time Lord alternative choice of possible Mondays, pls?

And pls specify the Time Lord Time Zone.

Purple thanks!

@f00l We are Meh. We are on CDT. You have somewhere around 15 or so minutes to vote today.

@Barney
I am in CDT. Therefore I am symbolically purple and perfect.

Thx.

mehstock

Breakfast octopus mehstival

mehtizens united

(ugh, this was difficult to say)

Fun idea, thanks, @Barney!

@ceagee should not of been a "d" on that.
Should of been :

The Burning Mehn

That's what I get for posting after Easter Chocolate consumption
I blame @stardate820926 ( for both the chocolate and the posting )

And I also blame @stardate820926 for this post not being a reply under the question.
Sorry @Barney , but I'm sure you understand about the goat.

@FroodyFrog
Then fuck 'em.

@FroodyFrog only after I got my hand slapped ;) No one wants a pissed off purple dinosaur in Meh land..

@mikibell

@Barney
Pissed off purple dinosaurs are awesome. Just sayin'....

@f00l I kinda look like the first pic, except my glass frames are purple.

@f00l

@Barney

Mehbe it's just meh, but it never fails to amehze meh how mehny meh puns there.

@Barney. I am honored and humbled to be the namer of such an important soiree.

@Barney Mehami if it is held in winter, or
Mehnniapolis if it is summer.

@rockblossom What about fall or spring?

@Barney Mehlilani Mehuka, Hawaii

@Barney - Well, I assumed it would be at @snapster's house. Somewhere in the vicinity of Carrollton, Texas?

@Barney - Otherwise, San Francisco!!!

@Barney Not sure. Spring is nice in Omeha, and watching the fall leaves change color is great in Mehne.

@rockblossom
How about @snapster's house's most obnoxious room?

@Barney
If you start from Kansas, you don't need a passport to go to Oz.

Gillikin Country, home of the Good Witch Of The North, is quite Purple.

@Barney Mehnice beach, Ca.
Which way to the beach? Thanks.

Just a note: There are mehny wonderful U.S. cities that do not start with or contain the word "meh".

@mfladd Is that you in the picture? (The one on the left.)

@Barney OMG, I think I just died laughing!!!! @mfladd?? really? Somehow, I don't picture him as a brunette.. he had beautiful blonde hair as a baby! -- I know, I am off topic AGAIN!

@Barney how about Mehport, Rhode Island.. my old stomping grounds..

@Barney Albuquerque.... It is just soooo meh there.

@mikibell Actually, it's kind of on topic or not too far off. My thread, my rules.

@Barney st. louis, mehssouri

@Barney Ha! More like the one on the right. Woof!

@Barney Las Mehgas - so many options, many of which are perfectly mehdiocre.

@Barney I think, in order to be properly mediocre, that the first Meht Up should occur within the DFW Mehtroplex. Because the company is already here. And so are a bunch of the rest of us. And so am I.

@Barney But if I had to pick my favorite city, it would be Mehssoula (Missoula), Mehntana. Or Denver. I suggest Fall. Like around Labor Day or something.

@Barney how about Uncertain, TX? because you never know what happens when mehricans get together.

edit: wait! i change my vote to Fucking, Austria

@Barney. Somewhere in New Mehixco perhaps?

@Barney Chicago, obviously. We go for the Meht Up, but we stay for the Mehlört.

@carl669 The last I heard, Fucking, Austria is not in the U.S. Go to your room. DQ!

@Barney dammit. i missed that. then i'm going with Uncertain, TX.

@Barney Tacomeh, Washington

@Barney @carl669 hahha..even I didn't get dq'ed :P

@mikibell The evening is still young.

@Barney How about Mehnomehnee Falls, Wisconsin? It's twice as meh.

Whatever location screws the East coasters the most.

@hallmike

I'm open to travelling anywhere for an imaginary get together, so...

@hallmike Angry East Coaster.

@Barney If Bud Lite can buy their own city per their "Up for whatever" campaign and rename it Whatever, USA, I'd assume y'all can do even better. How about Mehdland, Tx. I'm sure they're up for sale since domestic oil's collapsing.

@Barney How about an obscure town in Indiana that has an awesome name:

• Popcorn
• Santa Claus
• French Lick
• Brazil

I live clear across the states at this point, and wouldn't be able to come though if it's over in the midwest :(

@luvche21

Considering that this get together is imehginary, this is the answer to all of your problems.

@FroodyFrog That doesn't mean that I still won't be going to the chosen city!

@luvche21

Well mehbe it should.

@Barney Mehtropolis

@luvche21 But... But... We're flying you on the Mediocre corporate jet.

@Barney @luvche21

You mean the one bought with the funds sold by the speaker docks and knives? ;)

@FroodyFrog I'm not sure how it was purchased and I'm not sure if I really want to know. "I know nothing!"

@Barney @FroodyFrog I googled "meh plane" and was not dissappointed

@Barney Detroit, the Meh.tor City

@Barney I thought the jet was bought and refurbed from the Black Triangle Top of The Leader Board Club.

@ceagee You are correct. The Meh jet is a Black Triangle refurb, but the above pic is of the Meh plane.

@ciabelle all the items in the stores at Meh of America are way too overpriced for a proper Meh meet up (I live in MN, and don't go there for that reason). Unless it is to show just how good the deals are from Meh.

@MrsBeckett It'll provide much of the entertainment for the Meht Up. "They want How Much for a crappy pair of earbuds?" "Nice new kitchen gadget ya got there.. What's the over-under on how long it takes Meh to sell a truckload of refurbs?"

@ciabelle Then it would be the perfect place. Especially since it's witin an hour of my house, so no real travel time for me ;)

@MrsBeckett I will be there yesterday, so no real time travel for me.

@MrsBeckett I can still send the corporate jet to pick you up. We will be serving lemehnade.

@Barney Awesome! I've always wanted to ride on a corporate jet! Will I be able to take my babies, or do I need to arrange babysitting?

@MrsBeckett Bring your babies! I'm putting @mikibell in charge of babysitting.

@Barney yummmmmyyyy!!!

@mikibell Don't forget to bring diapers.

@mikibell You're just supposed to be taking care of the babies, not eating them!

@Barney it is a bring your own diaper event.. too many types/sizes.. I don't mind changing them though.. but that is not what is yummmyy.. baby toes!!!!!! and elbows..

@narfcake says you!

@mikibell
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/eat-people-1

@mikibell I have just promoted you. You are also in charge of diaper buying for this event.

@Barney oh dear, I will have to create a spreadsheet for that... cloth or disposable, size, brand .. oh boy..

@mikibell Atta girl! I know you can do it. (BTW, you will still be babysitting.)

@Barney it is no punishment... I love babysitting.. at the end of the day, I get to SEND THEM BACK!!!

@Barney Wait, are we talking adult diapers? Wat kind of party are we expectorating?

@DMlivezey Oh, HECK, NO!

@DMlivezey Cool your jets, we are talking about babies. But if YOU need some adult diapers, I think @mikibell can find some room on her spreadsheet...

@Barney Sweet, free diapers!
@mikibell Do you also work on potty training? I expect my 2-year-old to be pptty trained by tue wnd of the event!

@cranky1950 I'll accept a bounce castle as a venue. The rest of your answer is off topic and sends you to the "Bad Room" with @mikibell and @carl669.

@Barney hmm was I ever officially disqualified?? ;) I went to bed while the night was still early!!

@Barney Because you aren't ready to discuss the Mehnu yet?

@cranky1950 If NYC gets disqualified I'm up for a bounce castle.

@rockblossom I hope we get mehxican food with mehgharitas.

@MrGlass @cranky1950

How about having the Meht Up in Mehssapequa? It's not that far from NYC. Plus, we can have a bouncy castle there.

Actually, TWO bouncy castles. One in NYC, and one in Mehssapequa.

@therealjrn Off topic. DQ! To the Bad Room you go.

@rockblossom You guessed it. The mehnu will be discussed later.

@mikibell True, but I should have DQ'ed you. You were off topic twice in one day.

@Barney

@Barney You're a harsh thread mistress. :frownyface:

@therealjrn I know I am, but I still love you.

@cranky1950 And we could bring all of our Meh stuff. A bouncy castle could be lit with strings of LED lights. A portable record player could prove useful, with music sent to all the Bluetooth speakers. Blankets and pillows, yup. Knives - maybe not so much.

@rockblossom Yeah, knives and air filled objects don't mix. Leave them for the unicorn.

http://www.teeturtle.com/products/stabby-the-unicorn

@rockblossom Don't forget the bamboo pillows. You may need a slab to rest on.

@chacham Uh, yes.

@chacham Applause. Really, and truly.

@chacham - You must be our alpha mehmber!

@chacham ...tantalize underwhelmingly, could have been ...tantalize Thumperchick - to keep with the double leading letter theme, our dear, dear Thumperchick

@DMlivezey I cheated with "to tantalize". That is, tantalize is one, to two too.

@chacham poetic non-sense, i mean license...

@chacham Damn, that's catchy.

"Which one of you brought this goat?"

@joelmw @chacham

From what I've "heard", Phineas & Ferb had quite a few catchy songs

@joelmw Can't talk about catch P&F songs, without the two most catchy songs. :) Of course, out of context, the clip makes no sense.

There are so many good songs, the best, though not the funniest, is likely Busted, which has been compiled from translations, and horribly reenacted. (And played backwards?)

@chacham https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oj79WGfQec or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBSYX2c1vpg

-sigh-

@Barney

Sorry @Barney, There's a Platypus Controlling Me

@mikibell Squirrels In My Pants (Live)

@chacham You are now in charge of the parking lot if anyone decides to drive.

@Barney Oops. Sorry, @Barney.

I didn't mean to. It just, I mean, well, first . . .

And then I listened to the music and . . .

And then, before I knew it . . .

@joelmw Ha. I just noticed that I got small.

@joelmw Hmm, how do you feel about parking cars? @chacham needs an assistant.

@Barney I got your parking lot right here, baby.

@joelmw I'm picturing this:

@joelmw And I now have a very "special" job for you that I'll tell you about later. Hehe.

@joelmw They have this little test they give you. They give you a balloon, and if you can get inside of it, they know you're small.

@nadroj

@narfcake Yes.

@joelmw I had a coworker who admitted that he learned how to drive a manual when he worked as a valet.

@narfcake Damn. Yeah, I've never been comfortable with valet parking. Fuckers.

@chacham Shouldn't that be "intameht get together"?

@Barney there is actually a Dairy Queen 2 miles from my house. but, if that doesn't float the mehricans' boat, there's also a Chuck E Cheese.

@Barney but... what about the bobcat?

@Thumperchick backup babysitter

@Thumperchick Fewer people we have to feed?

@Barney - So far, you're right about the fuku/o thing. Wonder if it is the same for the starring people? Please tell him we'll do laundry and tidy up before we leave.

@KDemo I didn't get one either... Hey, @snapster, don't shoot the messenger. It wasn't my idea to hold this at your place, blame @KDemo.

@Barney - Hey! At least I can wipe out weeds and look cute doing it.

Will landscape for fuku (and mehtup picnic venue).

@KDemo Aw, you are such a cutie.

@Barney

@FroodyFrog Ah, yes. Bring your kids, bring your neighbors' kids -- all kids are welcome; @mikibell will be heading up the babysitting.

@Barney bueno!

@FroodyFrog woo-hoo! @Mikibell can keep an eye on @PuppyCat while I keep an eye on the bar! (There will be an open bar, right?)

@Barney Peanut butter sandwiches and a hard boiled egg for breakfast. A boiled potato (chopped up) for lunch. Pickle slices for dinner. The last of the suspicious-smelling elderly bacon in the back of the crisper for snacks. City water (imported directly from New York City's taps) to drink.

@Barney Eggplant parmigiana.

@Barney - Breakfast Octopus, Irk pancakes, and drinking terrible drinks. Oh, and mehlort, as @brhfl mentioned way up there^.

And sliders, if @moose will make enough for everyone.

@Barney dum dum suckers

@ceagee Ah, another project for @mikibell!

@Barney I didn't get much at Easter, so I'd like left-over Easter candy.

@Barney Indian food buffet style, no points for originality here

@sligett I have lots of left-over Easter candy that I will bring you. Chocolate eggs and jelly beans. I hope you like purple rabbit Peeps.

@DMlivezey I love Indian food! I'm one eighth Comanche.

@Barney Just as long as it's certified gluten-free--or, I guess, I can just BMOF.

@joelmw I will have Chef prepare a special gluten-free menu for you.

@joelmw But it is imehginary gluten! Good gluten-y gluttony for all SillyYaks! I want yeast-raised donuts and fluffy croissants, please! Pile 'em high and keep 'em comin', says I.

@Barney keeping with the mediocre theme, I think all the food should be nearly expired freeze dried survival meals.

I call dibs on the 'good until 2015' mountain house beef stroganoff.

@Barney I love peeple purps!

@sligett Hmm...

@Barney Not that Indian food, the other Indian food (Asian), however I think I have never tried the food of native aMeh.ricans, so I'm up for that!

@joelmw Maybe @medz can bring you something.

@ceagee

@therealjrn You were only DQ'd for a few minutes. Anyway, we served y'all ice cream.

@Barney Oh! I love ice cream! The little wooden paddlespoons that make you shiver are the best! Has anybody ever gotten a splinter from one of those?

@therealjrn Uh, I'll get back to you about that.

@Barney @therealjrn Served ice cream? Cuz DQ means Dairy Queen?

@sligett Yep!

@FroodyFrog You are a very strange frog.

@Barney

That seems to be the general consensus.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@FroodyFrog Strange indeed; Mr. Shrugs is usually accompanied with "fuck it".

@narfcake

Meh

@sohmageek Imehginary..

@mikibell Except for the babysitting. The babysitting is real right?

@therealjrn It's as real as everything else.

@Barney Costumes, of course! I'm going to come dressed as a normal person.

@Barney Hrmmm, thats tough. If theres costumes, will it be themed?

@MrGlass @Barney

I don't like themed costumes, it takes away from the individuality of an individual.

@FroodyFrog nah, it helps individuality. If its jsut open, everyone shows up as iron man or Elsa or their favorite purple dinosaur. If its themed we get to see everyones personal interpretation/expression of that theme.

@MrGlass

Neither the Microraptor or (nor?) the Pterosaur was purple though.

(I can't take your stance on individuality seriously now)

@FroodyFrog My stance: 'Were all precious little snowflakes - just like everyone else'

@MrGlass @FroodyFrog. No themes, we are all rugged individualists here. Just go for it!

@Barney As long as no one shows up dressed like a bounce castle. That could prove awkward.

@rockblossom Hmm, that might be kinda fun.

@Barney Sure, right up until the first parent with overactive kids says: "Stop running around the room and screaming! All of you, now. Out to the back yard where you are free to jump up and down all you want on the bounce castle!"

@rockblossom Oh no, I would never go as a bounce castle. I just thought it might be fun to stomp on someone that does come as one.

@MrGlass I have decided that I will come in a disguise -- I will not wear purple.

@Barney

Come dressed as Riff, B.J., or Baby Bop.

@FroodyFrog Um... why?

@Foxborn we're getting together at @snapster's house, but not for realsies. it's a costume party. bring a dish (preferably with food on it) to share.

@Foxborn

@carl669 forgot to mention that there WILL be a bouncy castle. (@carl669 - For shame. Tsk Tsk Tsk)

@carl669
Based on today's writeup and cedia article, i think @snapster has plenty of room on his imaginary private island to add an imaginary extra-purple DQ/texmex magaritaville bouncy castle big enough so we can all party.

He can loop Irk videos in the non-imaginary media room for this special event. I wanna hear Irk in 3D surround.

@carl669 You are a robot. You will never get a fuko or fuku and so will not be permitted to quit. Tough luck for you. : )

@f00l That awkward moment when we both show up in the same costume.

@joelmw No.. it is only awkward when we ask who wore it better.. @f001 or @joelmw and post side by side photos ;)

@mikibell .. or when people gather to look at the photos and say: "Those are costumes?"

@rockblossom exactly!!!

@Barney I'll wear purple pants, a purple polo shirt, purple shoes, purple socks, a purple bandana, purple glasses and a purple baseball cap. You'll see me ride in on the purple scooter with a purple barney dinosaur instead of a trunk on the back.

It'll also have purple streamers and purple rims on the tires. I might even bring some purple tablecloths.

I'll also dye my face/arms/legs purple. Pretty much, I'll be the purple guy. Capiche?

@juststephen I'm not going to wear any purple.

@Barney Because you ARE purple?

@juststephen Nah, I'm coming disguised as a normal person, and to throw everyone off, I'm not going to be wearing anything purple.

@Barney - Well, speakers, of course. Who ever has enough speakers? What else is there? Speakers! More speakers!

@Barney Cash is fine. Lots of cash.

@Barney A little TTM or Irk plush would work.

@Barney Speakers and knives probably make the most sense. I mean, c'mon, what the fuck do we expect?

@Barney I'd also take that Blu-ray player meh hasn't ever offered.

@joelmw Cash is good. I could use a couple of extra dollars. You are talking about that much money, aren't you? I'm going to nix the knives, though. Do you want to be out in the hot Texas sun with your fellow Mehniacs, who might or not be imbibing, and they are armed with knives? Nope, bad idea.

@Barney You know what most people call the best ideas? They call them "bad ideas." Of course sometimes they also say that about some genuinely horrible ideas. We can't ever know for sure until we test it.

@Barney I was thinking something more like this. Stacks of cash you could use as a mattress.

@joelmw Note to self: Don't forget kevlar vest.

@joelmw Oh! Oh! I know, I know! How about one of these?

It can go next to the bounce castle.

@Barney My idea is better. I mean, other folks can have the crazy, frustrating cash-delivery machine of Tantalus, but I'll take the mattress made of cash. Thanks for asking.

@joelmw You snooze, you lose.

@Barney I'm still waiting on that pony

Don't you think you've gotten a little too big for a pony? Just ask'n...

@DMlivezey On second thought, here's a pony for you

@Barney awe shuckers, that's mighty "neigh"borly of you, thanks!

@Barney
Purple is alive.

@f00l I hope so, I really do.

@Barney
This spring, from Death Valley:

From Texas:

Purple lives!

@f00l That's so pretty. I guess there is hope.

@Mehrocco_Mole Fashionably late.

@Barney @Mehrocco_Mole

Well so was this guy