Welcome Suckers!

JonT shared some links said Mon, Jul 7th 2014 at 5:04pm ET

Welcome to Meh, the site that only tries to sell you one thing and entirely relieves you of the Paradox of Choice, you’re welcome.

Since you somehow bought into this idea and you’re probably not the sharpest bulb in the toolshed, here are some links you might find helpful:

Going to ask a question that’s probably already been asked a hundred times?
Before you do, check out our FAQ.

Want to be recognized for how adequately average you are and get a deal on shipping?
VMP Details

Interested in keeping up with other stupid ideas we have because you just never seem to learn?
Mediocre Labs

Eventually you all will probably come up with way more helpful tips, tricks, and links so feel free to get the ball rolling down below.

Thanks for stopping by, now go buy some crap will ya?

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seanmichael said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 12:24pm ET:

I pressed the Meh button then bought a shirt... am I doing this wrong?

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- I bought a shirt, then pressed the meh button. I am sure at least one of us did something wrong.
  
  nodnetni said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 12:32pm ET
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- You can Meh however you want. I'm going for the longest meh streak record whether I buy something or not.
  
  JonT said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 12:53pm ET
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- @jont the longest meh streak is easy, try never hitting it...ever
  
  denboy said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 12:06am ET
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- I meh'd then refused to sign up then signed up and pressed meh but haven't bought anything...yet.
  
  MattRutledge said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 2:09am ET
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kuthetachi said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 2:26pm ET:

I prefer to be labled "Not the brightest crayon in the microwave" myself.

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- How about "not the sharpest tool in the socket"?
  
  andyw said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:24pm ET
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brianfagioli said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 4:41pm ET:

Ok I'm here now what??? I buy two shirts. Now how do I win more prize?

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deanna said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 4:56pm ET:

I bought 2 shirts. The experience was meh.

Also, I had to click the 'I'm a Dummy' button. The shame.

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jeffrey said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 5:53pm ET:

i am excite. so i made this.

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- I needed that. Literally laughed out loud--in the library, no less.
  
  MarcusSioux said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 9:41am ET
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- I am Dog Pile
  
  rcoleman said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 9:49am ET
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craig said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 8:34pm ET:

shirts, vmp, comment........meh.

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- I also shirted and now there's vmp everywhere.
  
  DaveInSoCal said Tue, Jul 8th 2014 at 11:39pm ET
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DrV said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 12:01am ET:

ehh, I was looking for a samba, leak frog, flying mon...err, chimp, maybe a roku....but I should have known better!

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oldhouse said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 12:04am ET:

meh-killer?

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crapstick said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 12:12am ET:

@jont Wheres my "K"??

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- fixed
  
  katylava said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 12:17am ET
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- Thanks!
  
  crapstick said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 12:18am ET
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- Ooooh, do I have a K?
  
  lilystang said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 1:45pm ET
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compmd said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 11:10am ET:

Whaaa?!?!? Could it be .. the return of what was once AWESOMESAUCE?

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- You are not very meh. But I like you.
  
  catheraaine said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 5:55pm ET
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DennisG2014 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 12:01pm ET:

I just celebrated the launch of Meh by buying a hammock on Woot...
Sorry - I have a Roomba, wanted a hammock.

Would rather have bought it from you, though.

I'm looking for a new backpack...
Just sayin'.

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docwayne said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 12:26pm ET:

I don't see it...what time/time zone does this update?

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- midnight eastern.
  
  Collin1000 said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 2:06pm ET
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SSteve said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 1:24pm ET:

Wouldn't you like to be a sucker too?

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trlenoir said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 1:24pm ET:

midnight EST

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Malaclypse said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 1:37pm ET:

Yay! so glad to replace woot in my bookmarks. Back to the old hotness

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d12welve said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 4:32pm ET:

Awesome I have been looking for a site that was like the Woot! of 2008 - 2009-ish!!

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- I far prefer the Woot! of 2004 - 2005. They had a lot less of those annoying customers back then, which meant that the deals were better.
  
  ChunkyBitz said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:29pm ET
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zootsuit said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:00pm ET:
shiptomeshiptomeshiptome pleeeease!!!
- your friendly Canadian sucker for a deal. speshly on the internets!!
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anthony said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 6:24pm ET:

I remember when the site that shall not be named was a hidden gem. Now I'll have that secret weapon again... I'll be the envy of all my friends. If I had any.

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andyw said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:25pm ET:

Good luck with your "new" site!!!

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misterarcher said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:34pm ET:

meh < blah

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- Woot > Hurray. Sort of like the anti Woot. Or the antidote for Woot ;-)
  
  DeuceSevin said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 9:46am ET
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wifejuicepickle said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:41pm ET:

Hip, Hip... hmmm - meh! ;-)

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writdenied said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 7:59pm ET:

I still have my W**T Charter Member certificate with unused shipping discount code. What can I trade it in for?

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dallasdano said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 8:26pm ET:

You should have never sold out in the first place! Woot SUCKED after the Amazon overlords took over.

How can we be sure that this isn't another sneaky Amazon ploy?

You do take Amazon ID's.

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- I noticed that too. Made me wonder a bit, but then I thought, meh.
  
  oceanblc said Fri, Jul 11th 2014 at 9:07am ET
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danoinct said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 8:29pm ET:

What, you guys don't accept Bitcoin? I thought that all of the cool hipster run Internet startups did that now.

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- We're looking into accepting Coinye West, but no promises.
  
  JonT said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 1:06am ET
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- Why not just start a mehcoin? Altcoins are pretty easy to make.
  
  yugoiygiybiob said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 10:13am ET
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- Imma let you finish but dogecoin is the best virtual currency of all time.
  
  marcee said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 2:36pm ET
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BelyndaG said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 9:13pm ET:

FInally have a chance to spend some times on the message boards. "Meh" in the best possible way. Just wish I hadn't been on an internet-free vacay with the family during K week. I SOOOO wanted to give you money and to get that pretty letter next to my name. Ah, well. At least I;m here in good company! Too bad I already have a Roomba.

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taternuggets said Wed, Jul 9th 2014 at 9:22pm ET:

How come there are no cat pictures.

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- JonT said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 1:06am ET
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artisandreamer said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 1:55am ET:

I'm looking for some fried chicken that just laid an egg.

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artisandreamer said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 1:57am ET:

Or maybe I can find a freeze dried dirt clod here?

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Jeshua said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 10:52am ET:

Just please don't open a shirt.meh the last thing I need is more clever tshirts.

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jmhsrv said Thu, Jul 10th 2014 at 4:43pm ET:

Purchased my shirt and didnt change the shipping to vpf or whatever that was and now im ... meh

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