We might be in a bit of a pickle, Dick!

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Normally I’m swimming in courgettes. This year I’m swimming in cukes. Does anyone have a really solid crispy pickle recipe? I haven’t canned them in ages. I also dislike mushy pickles. If you have a solid recipe, please throw it at me. If it’s a family secret that you don’t want to share with the world, please whisper. But I definitely need some help with this bumper crop.