Product: Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Masticating Juicer Model: OMJCHSLCBK13, JC3000SV13W Condition: New
$91.69-$100 at Amazon Centrifugal | Cold Press
90 days
Thursday, Mar 12 - Monday, Mar 16
Finally!! A way to get the juice out of the jug.
In before the mastication jokes.
EDIT: Did NOT take long lmao
@PooltoyWolf Just remember to keep your mouth closed when masticating. It’s good etiquette. But still OK to smile.
@PooltoyWolf /showme several people smiling while masticating
@phendrick Here’s the image you requested for “several people smiling while masticating”
@PooltoyWolf
@mediocrebot hard to tell that they are masticating
A masturbating juicer-that I got to see.
@Felton10 /showme Felton10 looking at a masturbating juicer
Something went terribly wrong. Please try again.
@mediocrebot You’re a wuss, bot.
@mediocrebot Let’s try something a little more tame, then…
/showme Felton10 masticating while looking at a juicer
@shahnm Here’s the image you requested for “Felton10 masticating while looking at a juicer”
Is this Omega rated to 500 meters?
As the owner of an Omega cold press juicer, I’m jealous of those who will get it for this price.
I have no need for it because mine’s still going strong, but if you’re into juicing, these are great.
The real question is “are you gonna really juice stuff?” along with “are you gonna be willing to clean it when it’s done?”
@bakerzdosen No.
Masturcating in public will get you arrested!
Hmmmm …
/showme Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Juicer with teeth for chewing.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Juicer with teeth for chewing.”
@mediocrebot Fail …
/showme Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Juicer with human teeth for chewing.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Juicer with human teeth for chewing.”
@mediocrebot Better!
all i’m sayin’ is tequila or rum are the only things that make juice cleanses worthwhile.
Remember to K.I.S.S.! Keep It Simple Stupid!!
/showme late night QVC presenter demonstrating and enjoying a juicer they have converted into a bong.
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “late night QVC presenter demonstrating and enjoying a juicer they have converted into a bong.”
Okay, serious comment here - the descriptions are reversed on the start page; it says the cold press takes up more room and makes more noise, but it doesn’t. At least according to the pictures and the specs on this page.
@Kyeh You are so right! “Somebody” screwed the pooch on this one!
@Kyeh @therealjrn That poor pooch.
anybody have a serious comparison of this omega cold press juicer with the greater goods cold press juicer on morningsave?
Specs
Product: Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Masticating Juicer
Model: OMJCHSLCBK13, JC3000SV13W
Condition: New
Centrifugal
Cold Press
What’s Included?
OR
Price Comparison
$91.69-$100 at Amazon
Centrifugal | Cold Press
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Mar 12 - Monday, Mar 16
Finally!! A way to get the juice out of the jug.
In before the mastication jokes.
EDIT: Did NOT take long lmao
@PooltoyWolf Just remember to keep your mouth closed when masticating. It’s good etiquette.
But still OK to smile.
@PooltoyWolf
/showme several people smiling while masticating
@phendrick Here’s the image you requested for “several people smiling while masticating”
@PooltoyWolf
@mediocrebot hard to tell that they are masticating
A masturbating juicer-that I got to see.
@Felton10
/showme Felton10 looking at a masturbating juicer
Something went terribly wrong. Please try again.
@mediocrebot You’re a wuss, bot.
@mediocrebot Let’s try something a little more tame, then…
/showme Felton10 masticating while looking at a juicer
@shahnm Here’s the image you requested for “Felton10 masticating while looking at a juicer”
Is this Omega rated to 500 meters?
As the owner of an Omega cold press juicer, I’m jealous of those who will get it for this price.
I have no need for it because mine’s still going strong, but if you’re into juicing, these are great.
The real question is “are you gonna really juice stuff?” along with “are you gonna be willing to clean it when it’s done?”
@bakerzdosen No.
Masturcating in public will get you arrested!
Hmmmm …
/showme Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Juicer with teeth for chewing.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Juicer with teeth for chewing.”
@mediocrebot Fail …
/showme Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Juicer with human teeth for chewing.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Omega Centrifugal or Cold Press Juicer with human teeth for chewing.”
@mediocrebot Better!
all i’m sayin’ is tequila or rum are the only things that make juice cleanses worthwhile.
Remember to K.I.S.S.! Keep It Simple Stupid!!
/showme late night QVC presenter demonstrating and enjoying a juicer they have converted into a bong.
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “late night QVC presenter demonstrating and enjoying a juicer they have converted into a bong.”
Okay, serious comment here - the descriptions are reversed on the start page; it says the cold press takes up more room and makes more noise, but it doesn’t. At least according to the pictures and the specs on this page.
@Kyeh You are so right! “Somebody” screwed the pooch on this one!
@Kyeh @therealjrn That poor pooch.
anybody have a serious comparison of this omega cold press juicer with the greater goods cold press juicer on morningsave?