@candiedisilvio1@RiotDemon Real talk. It smelled really really good. It honestly tasted pretty good. I will say that for reasons we won’t go into no one swallowed it.
@ChadP@RiotDemon A Mediocre Corporation has strict dietary restrictions for its employees. They aren’t allowed to talk about it due to a non-disclosure agreement they all had to sign upon employment.
@cinoclav So this is where I got those cutting boards! I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. We use these pretty much every time we use the kitchen for food production. They are the highest achievement in chopping board technology. I am perpetually indebted to Meh for allowing me to purchase this item, though I have never truly been worthy…
@dave you should sell something like this again. Preferably with rubber edges to help keep them from sliding. I already have two plastic cutting boards, but would gladly have more. So handy.
Maybe a longer one that would fit over a single bowl sink…
@shahnm I forgot where I bought these too. @RiotDemon A damp napkin or paper towel under the cutting board keeps it still. Without the rubber feet you have two sides to work on.
He looked down at his plate. Bezos had ordered a dish called Tom’s Big Breakfast, a preparation of Mediterranean octopus that includes potatoes, bacon, green garlic yogurt, and a poached egg. “You’re the octopus that I’m having for breakfast,” Rutledge remembers Bezos saying. “When I look at the menu, you’re the thing I don’t understand, the thing I’ve never had. I must have the breakfast octopus.”
Not until Rutledge had returned to Dallas and related the story to his anxious employees—now Amazon’s employees—did he realize just how absurd that explanation sounded. Before it can be eaten, generally, the breakfast octopus must be killed.
PURPLE POTATOES!!!
@PlacidPenguin I love purple.
@Barney @PlacidPenguin They said "i like purple " clearly a forum thing
@Barney I feel that you may need a kitchen remodel.
@OldCatLady Wow, that’s about twice the size of my whole kitchen, but it sure is purty.
You cut onions way more efficiently than I do
@lichme It’s way easier, and the only way to get all of your pieces the same size!
@lichme @Moose and yet i will not remember it the next time i have to cut onions. (i do so very rarely)
I hate glass cutting boards.
Cutting board twins!!!
I’m pretty sure an animal was harmed in the production of this video. It was delicious.
Nope
Baking Octopus
@thismyusername
@matthew: He likes purple.
I
But, but, but, you didn’t show anyone taste testing!
@RiotDemon Can confirm we tasted it.
@ChadP @RiotDemon and…who held it down the longest?
@ChadP That doesn’t sound very committed.
@candiedisilvio1 @RiotDemon Real talk. It smelled really really good. It honestly tasted pretty good. I will say that for reasons we won’t go into no one swallowed it.
@ChadP why won’t you go into the reasons?
@RiotDemon
@snapster was giving them dirty looks, while behind his back, @dave was edgin encouraging them.
@ChadP @RiotDemon A Mediocre Corporation has strict dietary restrictions for its employees. They aren’t allowed to talk about it due to a non-disclosure agreement they all had to sign upon employment.
@medz @RiotDemon NDA seems right.
@ChadP
@ChadP @RiotDemon I’m wondering if Not Directly Appealing is what the NDA stands for.
@ChadP @medz @RiotDemon not did BOTH parties sign it,
You don’t have one of the best items ever sold here sitting around?
@cinoclav So this is where I got those cutting boards! I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. We use these pretty much every time we use the kitchen for food production. They are the highest achievement in chopping board technology. I am perpetually indebted to Meh for allowing me to purchase this item, though I have never truly been worthy…
@shahnm November 18, 2014
@cinoclav It’s Hank Harlan! I miss that rooster.
@dave you should sell something like this again. Preferably with rubber edges to help keep them from sliding. I already have two plastic cutting boards, but would gladly have more. So handy.
Maybe a longer one that would fit over a single bowl sink…
@cinoclav
My first ever meh purchase!
/giphy memories
@dave @RiotDemon @sammydog01 Maybe those rubber edges can be made from the remains of Hank Harlan.
@cinoclav @hems79 These were my first Meh purchase as well!
@shahnm I forgot where I bought these too.
@RiotDemon A damp napkin or paper towel under the cutting board keeps it still. Without the rubber feet you have two sides to work on.
@cinoclav Still using these cutting boards! They are holding up so well I would buy another set without hesitation. One of my better Meh purchases!
@callow my rubber edged cutting board is two sided still… and purple.
@callow @RiotDemon @shahnm or you handy dandy hot glue gun…
@RiotDemon I love purple.
So, how did it taste?
@lljk Fine.
@ChadP and dandy like sugar candy?
@medz No. Not like that at all.
@lljk It probably tasted like chicken.
Love the garnish- so artistic.
Freshness is key to a good pulpo salad.
@mike808 - Actually, freezing the poulp first is.
@aetris Ooh! Octocicles for the perfect summer treat!
@mike808 nope nope and eff nope!!!
Anyone want to try a bite? If you want to try some send me a self-addressed stamped envelope and I’ll send you a bite.
@Moose
Just give it to @ThomasF for me.
He has kids supplemental vitamins to help him.
@Moose Since I’m VMP, do I still need to to send the SASE, or is shipping included?
@shahnm Yeah I’m not gonna scrounge around for an envelope here
@Moose I want mine pre-chewed.
For anyone who doesn’t get the reference…
This is not true Breakfast Octopus. This is some nonsense right here.
This is breakfast with octopus thrown in like they were croutons on a salad.
True Breakfast Octopus consists of octopus, potatoes, bacon, green garlic yogurt, and a poached egg.
Fix this.
I urge you to fix it yourself and document it here and I will reward you for doing so.
Also gross what is green garlic yogurt anyway, isn’t regular yogurt bad enough as it is
@Moose You take that back!
@Moose is there a time limit on this challenge? I’m about to get a new kitchen and this would be great to try out.
@patti no but the longer you take the more impressive it better be!
@Moose I have to wait on them to finish the kitchen…renovations…
@Moose @patti
/giphy backyard grill
@Moose @sammydog01
Current state of kitchen:
And the “yard” for bbqing? Nah.
@patti Think outside the box.
/giphy blowtorch
you were channeling Alton Brown with that thyme/time pun, including the laugh. Nice job.
Its Nannerpuss!