Wow…long write up today. But rather than writing about Orphangami…if it was really true love, you could have written about Orgasmgami…after all it is Valentine’s day.
Nothing says love like clean teeth and gums, says my wife the dentist. And she doesn’t take my insurance, but demands cash. There is something wrong there.
Not bad. This looks very similar to the pair sold at Costco that usually comes out to $60-65. I have some from years ago and they do work, though I kind of wish they were higher-quality even at a higher price. They just feel and sound like cheap Chinese plastic, which of course they are. But they do work and if you’re going to stick something in your mouth that squirts, this does the job.
I actually came back from the dentist yesterday and they wanted me to use a Waterpik. Unfortunately for Meh, I already have one.
Unfortunately for me, I have a hard time using the Waterpik. It’s bulky and since I don’t have a counter in my bathroom I have to put it in the medicine cabinet to use it. Plus it’s noisy (sounds like an air compressor) and I’m not even sure I’m using it right so I keep it in storage underneath the sink.
I looked at some Youtube videos and it looks like people are drooling when they use water flossers. To those who already have a Waterpik, how long did it take to get the hang of it?
@JT954 Nothing really to get the hang of – just point and squirt. Been using one for years, and my dentist highly recommends it, especially if you have some crowded teeth that can be harder to brush and floss between.
@JT954 I agree that it actually works to some extent, but as I said in a previous post I thought it was cheap and loud. Honestly I hate the sound more than anything, as you say it does sound like a cheap air compressor. It’s actually annoying that it works so well or else it would just be worthless but it actually does what it says, just in a cheaply annoying way.
And as for “drooling,” yes, that’s inevitable, as the water has to go somewhere. When you go to the dentist and they do this, they have the suction thing going so you don’t notice it (unless they forget to turn it on and then water starts gurgling out of your mouth)
These obviously sell. Or they wouldn’t be in business. I have to imagine they would be messy though if used over a sink. And have a pump that can eventually fail? Using one in the shower though. Well you’re right there. Already wet. Blast away.
I suspect the claim that you could use this on the bus on your way to work is just a smidgen overstated. Why yes it’s compact and LiPo batteries with an inverter can be reasonably compact. But by the time you add in the water source and a suitable catch basin, you will definitely be taking up a fair bit of space beyond your seat or strap. Not to mention, I really don’t think your fellow straphangers will appreciate being privy to your oral hygiene routine.
What’s that you say? It was just a remark made in jest? Ok, carry on then…
In my lifelong quest for clean teeth, I already purchased this at Costco. It was in the coupon book, I just couldn’t resist. Works well. I get nothing but praises from my hygienist. It sits next to my Quip & as of yet unused meh toothbrush.
The nano went into the other bathroom for my son to use. It collects dust.
Speaking of the Quip, has anyone else attempted to tell the story of the meh Quip adventure? Once I got as far as the commemorative coin before I realized my listener had stopped listening.
When you use this and suddenly smell “the bad-breath smell” coming from your gums you’ll seriously wonder why you haven’t had one sooner.
I have one of the little battery jobs and it’s great for convenience, but the battery life starts to fade almost immediately (meaning: loss of pressure) and the reservoir is too small for a really good rinsing.
fuck it, I’ve been looking for one of these for a while after my dentist scolded me for the last 4 years i need to floss more (as a bag of flossers sit near my sink unused). Not having a outlet in the bathroom makes that liPo one all the more attractive.
I actually prefer flossing to this. I have a hyper sensitive gag reflex (joke away) and waterpiks trigger it. So does brushing my teeth, but no problems with floss and mouthwash.
I have a set similar to this and really liked it but stopped using it as it started to taste a little mildewy. I just couldn’t figure out how to get it clean and dry between uses. (I was actually using the travel size one which seemed a more reasonable size)
First thing I ordered from Meh and not gonna lie…the way this site advertises and comments was the main reason. Plus I wanted a waterpik. Have used it everyday and love it. It’s like a power washer in your mouth.
@jbirdjess@thismyusername Oh, just click that meh button once on yer way out…maybe come back and click it tomorrow…I’m sure you’ll be just fine…it’s just a free taste…
@therealjrn@thismyusername yeah too late. Already bought something else. I’ll see you at the bottom of this rabbit hole I’ve managed to make my way into.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$72.99 at Amazon
Warranty
Ultra Plus Water Flosser 3 Years and Nano Water Flosser 2 Years
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Enjoy your VD everyone.
@yakkoTDI Virtual Dialect, for anyone wondering.
let’s hear it for the patron saint of Epilepsy!
Wow…long write up today. But rather than writing about Orphangami…if it was really true love, you could have written about Orgasmgami…after all it is Valentine’s day.
OK…maybe it was true lust.
Nothing says love like clean teeth and gums, says my wife the dentist. And she doesn’t take my insurance, but demands cash. There is something wrong there.
@hchavers I hope it’s not the love?
Meh, you almost had me. Then I saw the hose. I want to cut the cable.
Not bad. This looks very similar to the pair sold at Costco that usually comes out to $60-65. I have some from years ago and they do work, though I kind of wish they were higher-quality even at a higher price. They just feel and sound like cheap Chinese plastic, which of course they are. But they do work and if you’re going to stick something in your mouth that squirts, this does the job.
@pmarin That’s what she said.
Who doesn’t love a good flossing?
@mike808 Gross
@mike808 Why is Justin Bieber dressed as Beetlejuice?
I had one of these a few years ago. I filled it with vodka. I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids.
I actually came back from the dentist yesterday and they wanted me to use a Waterpik. Unfortunately for Meh, I already have one.
Unfortunately for me, I have a hard time using the Waterpik. It’s bulky and since I don’t have a counter in my bathroom I have to put it in the medicine cabinet to use it. Plus it’s noisy (sounds like an air compressor) and I’m not even sure I’m using it right so I keep it in storage underneath the sink.
I looked at some Youtube videos and it looks like people are drooling when they use water flossers. To those who already have a Waterpik, how long did it take to get the hang of it?
@JT954 Looks like people are drooling? You say that like it’s a bad thing.
@JT954 Seriously though, I got used to using the water pick quite quickly.
@JT954 Nothing really to get the hang of – just point and squirt. Been using one for years, and my dentist highly recommends it, especially if you have some crowded teeth that can be harder to brush and floss between.
@JT954 I agree that it actually works to some extent, but as I said in a previous post I thought it was cheap and loud. Honestly I hate the sound more than anything, as you say it does sound like a cheap air compressor. It’s actually annoying that it works so well or else it would just be worthless but it actually does what it says, just in a cheaply annoying way.
And as for “drooling,” yes, that’s inevitable, as the water has to go somewhere. When you go to the dentist and they do this, they have the suction thing going so you don’t notice it (unless they forget to turn it on and then water starts gurgling out of your mouth)
These obviously sell. Or they wouldn’t be in business. I have to imagine they would be messy though if used over a sink. And have a pump that can eventually fail? Using one in the shower though. Well you’re right there. Already wet. Blast away.
https://www.amazon.com/Oral-Breeze-ShowerBreeze-Irrigator-Installation/dp/B003ES2HNI
Obviously there is no way to compare them on dental hygiene. I just know I’m more likely to use one than the other.
@unksol wow. Maybe for those with a really tight anal sphincter? And hot water… In my mouth? And no way to inject mouthwash.
I suspect the claim that you could use this on the bus on your way to work is just a smidgen overstated. Why yes it’s compact and LiPo batteries with an inverter can be reasonably compact. But by the time you add in the water source and a suitable catch basin, you will definitely be taking up a fair bit of space beyond your seat or strap. Not to mention, I really don’t think your fellow straphangers will appreciate being privy to your oral hygiene routine.
What’s that you say? It was just a remark made in jest? Ok, carry on then…
@ciabelle clearly you’re supposed to use with a Tesla on autopilot or similar system. To stream line your commute and death
Err not your personal death. Just. You know. Risky stupid behavior
Reading the description this time around, I can see why I had so much trouble mounting this bidet to my toilet.
The last pic reminded me of a song lyric:
/giphy So I jes’ reached out an’ kicked ol’ green-teeth right in the knee
@Kyser_Soze Good move, I bet he’s even got a commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of his garage.
@Jonas4321 @Kyser_Soze Charlie Daniels; Uneasy Rider
I was kinda hopin’ for:
/giphy green teeth
Why would I need both? They do the same things, don’t they?
@ojohn so you can have one in each bathroom to support your chronic indecisiveness.
@Jonas4321 @ojohn What if you dont have a bathroom?
@arfdawg @ojohn then by definition, you are full of crap.
@Jonas4321 @ojohn I would prefer to think of it as full of recyclable material
Since I don’t want two, would the other one work with paint instead of water?
Coupon code “BRADSMEH” Gives non VMP users free shipping
What’s a VMP?
@xenophod I am.
@Kyser_Soze No, you’re an invisible crime lord of mythical proportions.
In my lifelong quest for clean teeth, I already purchased this at Costco. It was in the coupon book, I just couldn’t resist. Works well. I get nothing but praises from my hygienist. It sits next to my Quip & as of yet unused meh toothbrush.
The nano went into the other bathroom for my son to use. It collects dust.
Speaking of the Quip, has anyone else attempted to tell the story of the meh Quip adventure? Once I got as far as the commemorative coin before I realized my listener had stopped listening.
When you use this and suddenly smell “the bad-breath smell” coming from your gums you’ll seriously wonder why you haven’t had one sooner.
I have one of the little battery jobs and it’s great for convenience, but the battery life starts to fade almost immediately (meaning: loss of pressure) and the reservoir is too small for a really good rinsing.
/buy
@Pufferfishy It worked! Your order number is: frightening-ominous-sidewalk
/image frightening ominous sidewalk
AAAAND I immediately have to email customer service because the delivery address got “hooked” from an order at Morningsave that I sent 900 miles away.
@Meh - is this going to be a “thing” with every order? Are your sites / site cookies unable to distinguish one from the other?
@Pufferfishy idk
@Pufferfishy Have you tried asking @support?
@support @therealjrn Yes - I emailed them instantly. Hopefully they can catch it.
@support @therealjrn
And the answer:
Of course they fucking can’t.
@Pufferfishy @support grrr. I guess we know now to make sure the address is right before we invoke
/buy
It’s weird though, @Pufferfishy Usually @support is fairly responsive. It’s almost like @support is just a regular user like @meh.
fuck it, I’ve been looking for one of these for a while after my dentist scolded me for the last 4 years i need to floss more (as a bag of flossers sit near my sink unused). Not having a outlet in the bathroom makes that liPo one all the more attractive.
/buy
@dupart3 It worked! Your order number is: complex-dear-honey
/image complex dear honey
Happy with ours and the travel kit actually works well to take it on the road.
I actually prefer flossing to this. I have a hyper sensitive gag reflex (joke away) and waterpiks trigger it. So does brushing my teeth, but no problems with floss and mouthwash.
I have a set similar to this and really liked it but stopped using it as it started to taste a little mildewy. I just couldn’t figure out how to get it clean and dry between uses. (I was actually using the travel size one which seemed a more reasonable size)
@cf1 You have to run vinegar through it once a month to clean it. Works really well that way.
Does it come with a mop?
/buy
@Kyser_Soze It worked! Your order number is: ill-brutal-snail
/image ill brutal snail
If you need help with your order, just email support using the handy link - someone will get back to you within 24 hours!!
OR - you know, THREE fucking days later AFTER your order has shipped to the wrong address…
/giphy golf clap
@Pufferfishy were they able to help? In the future when you check out, double check your address especially if you send things to friends/family.
@RiotDemon The issue is using the / buy “hook”. There’s zero confirmation. One of the many benefits of paying for VMP.
I placed an order on Morningsave shipping to an alternate address - and it took it upon itself to change the ship-to on all meh-branded sites.
And now my order has shipped before anyone in customer service had time to look at my request to correct it.
First thing I ordered from Meh and not gonna lie…the way this site advertises and comments was the main reason. Plus I wanted a waterpik. Have used it everyday and love it. It’s like a power washer in your mouth.
@jbirdjess run, run now while you still can…
@jbirdjess @thismyusername Oh, just click that meh button once on yer way out…maybe come back and click it tomorrow…I’m sure you’ll be just fine…it’s just a free taste…
@therealjrn @thismyusername yeah too late. Already bought something else. I’ll see you at the bottom of this rabbit hole I’ve managed to make my way into.
Must have been sold out since I want one of these now.
/buy
@Vertabrae Oops, sorry. You’re too late.