Wait, I get it now!

FarmerTony thought this was worth mentioning said

The whole thing makes sense now! I see a bunch of stuff that I want to buy and pay $5 shipping for each, then I decide to be smart and pay $5 a month for free shipping. That exact month everything offered is crap! Where’s all the cool stuff? Did I accidentally log on to qvc? I sure hope more cool stuff comes along because I really like the crap that I bought in the past. Might even score one of those IRKs in the future… The sun shines on a dog’s ass every once in awhile