Wait, I get it now!

@Yoda_Daenerys

@FarmerTony We aren’t allowed to tell.

@FarmerTony Mainly just access to the VMP-only hour during Mehrathons. It’s no longer available to new people other than new employees so you have to have been VMP since before they changed.

ETA: oops, let the cat out of the bag

@FarmerTony

• VMP Last Call, a chance to buy yesterday’s item if it hasn’t sold out yet until 6am ET.
• VMP only hour during the Mehrathons.
• Extra regret.

@FarmerTony @Ignorant So much regret! And, once, socks.

@Ignorant what I’m really looking for is more regret.

@Ignorant @mossygreen What about when we got that 20 bucks worth of pasta for free?

@FarmerTony @mossygreen I was wearing mine today.

@Barney @mossygreen no regrets there.

@Ignorant @mossygreen But it was so heavy carrying it into the house! Mine was forty pounds.

@Barney @mossygreen true, and it’s still taking up so much space after many many dinners.
Mine ended up being 100 pounds split between two deliveries, with half given to the in-laws.

@FarmerTony @Ignorant
Oh wow, I didn’t know about buying yesterdays leftovers! Then again i’m not a VMP so why would I? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

@FarmerTony said:

And what does one get for that extra penny my friend?

/giphy bloated egos

/giphy self mportance

@FarmerTony @Ignorant @Lynnerizer As a VMP we also get the entire arm.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@FarmerTony @Ignorant You came to the right place.

@cinoclav @FarmerTony @Ignorant
Lucky YOU, mine hasn’t been whole since I put it thru a window on my 16th birthday so i’m par for the course!! Like my momma always said, "good thing you’re left handed! Gotta love the momma!!

@Barney @Ignorant @mossygreen Barney…wow I never got pasta Was it for all VMPs? Dang, 190 orders and no pasta? Sigh. Hope my purple friend is weathering the storm well!

@margot Anyone could have purchased the pasta while PastaDrop was active; however, you’d never know just how much pasta was on the way, and it usually was one heckuva bunch. I would’ve loved to roll those pasta dice, but pasta deliciousness is a thing of the past for me.

and spoil the surprise?

@margot You must have missed the email that was sent out to all VMPs. Once you got it, you needed to be among the first 100 to attempt a purchase each week. The first couple of weeks were next to impossible to get a PastaDrop (kind of like trying for an IRK, but after that it was pretty easy). Good times!

@FarmerTony The knowledge that we’ve been suckers longer than you.

@Barney @margot Ugh, after I tried at the beginning I just sort of gave up, and so I am, in fact, extra regretul.

@mossygreen Aww…

@FarmerTony
/image perks!

@Barney Yes, it’s the greatest tragedy of all time. Bar none.

You all forgot we get free shipping on all the meh stores for that penny.

Oh and a 10% discount at morning save if you know the secret coupon code for VMP members.

The secret code that only VMP members know… the VMP discount code.

@thismyusername Members get that free shipping too.

@Ignorant oh does it have the secret VMP coupon code that only VMP members know as well?

@thismyusername nope the extra penny goes toward that.

@FarmerTony An empty promise of free Meh branded trinkets.

@thismyusername Lemme see here, should I buy the dashcam on SideDeal for $24, or buy it on MorningSave for $29 and use the 10% off coupon?

@blaineg

you don’t have to question your life choices

we’ll be happy to help you by making fun of your life choices, and sweetly take the burden of all that effort off of you.

@blaineg