Warning: This is not a toy or weapon. Keep out of reach from children.
Something about that line strikes me as hilarious. (No, it is not the use of “from” instead of “of” though that “error” does stick out like a sore thumb.)
I bought this on here on August 17th 2018 same price except it came with two Triton bottles so I guess the old deal was a better deal with the two bottles I bought it for my sister-in-law who said she uses it everyday and she loves it hopefully this was helpful thank you
70% positive (5 + 4☆) on Amazon is not in my acceptable range. Then there’s this:
“For a blender, it didn’t blend very well,” among others…
(The comment from “Brian” at Vremi Support is especially hilarious.)
@MrNews Some people didn’t love it b/c the drinking hole was drippy, or b/c it didn’t have a measuring line on the side. Those things are not important to me. Some people said it was lousy at blending ice or fruit, other people said it was good. So who knows. I liked the fact that people said it was relatively quiet, given that the Oster model I’m using makes me want to leave the kitchen when it’s blending. Although other people said it’s noisy. Whatever.
If it doesn’t last a year, I’ll contact them and see if they can get “the chains moving in the right direction”, whatever that meant. (Football reference, or related to driving in winter?)
Anyone else get this and hate it? I have used it twice to make smoothies. It takes soooo long to blend up yogurt, a banana, some frozen raspberries and some spinach? What the hell, tiny blender? I could write a book while you blend my tiny drink. So annoying.
/giphy turtle blender
Welp, mine is belly up after 3 margaritas. Used pre-crushed ice to make sure not to over work it. All to no avail. I’ll be calling customer service. Glad it has 12 month mfr warranty.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$31.75 at Amazon
Warranty
1 Year Manufacturer
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Looks legit for the price
Warning: This is not a toy or weapon. Keep out of reach from children.
Something about that line strikes me as hilarious. (No, it is not the use of “from” instead of “of” though that “error” does stick out like a sore thumb.)
@baqui63 I am strangely tempted tho…
I wasn’t going to buy one, but I really don’t want anything to do with Tony The Snake and his goons.
Will it blend? That is the question.
@Fej uh, will it fit?
It probably would, @hchavers… though you might have to feed it in like the rake.
@Fej Will itttt keeeell?
/giphy marginal-random-digestion
@Jasongb That gif is disturbing in many ways.
Does it need to be said “for external use only”?
@hchavers well it is a “personal” blender
So, it does make really good (single) margaritas. Thanks for the guidance, Meh, and for sounding like my mom.
/giphy this time it’s personal
<sigh>
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY!!
(and they’ll make a decent margarita)
I’m blendered out maybe tomorrow.
“Sometimes it’s a Tuesday night in July, and it’s hot, and you’re in the mood for a drink”
It’s actually a Wednesday Night in July…
@bfg9000 They’re committing to having it delivered by an unnamed Tuesday night in July.
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED GLEN!!!
@shahnm You Bastards!
So… props on the model number, but minus 17 points for questionable relevance to the product: 1T5-TH3-8L3ND-0F-TH3-W0RLD-45-W3-KN0W-1T
For the record, I see where you’re going with 8L3ND, but c’mon…
I bought this on here on August 17th 2018 same price except it came with two Triton bottles so I guess the old deal was a better deal with the two bottles I bought it for my sister-in-law who said she uses it everyday and she loves it hopefully this was helpful thank you
@mellowirishgent Same idea, different brand. That was made by Comfee.
I actually need this. Kinda bummed it’s not a toy OR a weapon, tho …
/giphy screeching-understanding-turtle
@stolicat Anything’s a toy if you play with it
@PilotError42 @stolicat And a weapon if wielded properly.
Based on the last picture, I’m assuming this comes with 2 bases, 2 lids, and a sock.
@dam091 Poor Glen…
“Then all you need to do is flip the 20oz Tritan jar, put a lid on it, and ta da, that shit’s a portable bottle!”
Pretty sure you shouldn’t flip this.
Tempting, I’d assume this is better than my plastic bottles with the metal see through ball?
/giphy annoying-thematic-respect
70% positive (5 + 4☆) on Amazon is not in my acceptable range. Then there’s this:
“For a blender, it didn’t blend very well,” among others…
(The comment from “Brian” at Vremi Support is especially hilarious.)
@MrNews Some people didn’t love it b/c the drinking hole was drippy, or b/c it didn’t have a measuring line on the side. Those things are not important to me. Some people said it was lousy at blending ice or fruit, other people said it was good. So who knows. I liked the fact that people said it was relatively quiet, given that the Oster model I’m using makes me want to leave the kitchen when it’s blending. Although other people said it’s noisy. Whatever.
If it doesn’t last a year, I’ll contact them and see if they can get “the chains moving in the right direction”, whatever that meant. (Football reference, or related to driving in winter?)
@InFrom I was afraid “the chains” reference was to a medieval torture chambre…
You had me at margarita…
/giphy drowsy-hollow-kitten
How is 300w “high powered”? For that qualifier, I want it blowing breakers when I turn it on.
My wife literally just bought a 175W Hamilton Beach blender this same size earlier this week. It was $1 more than this.
Whatever, in for one anyway as a backup.
/giphy understanding-knockout-drum
It’s $49.99 on Amazon now (third party sellers), 4/5 stars
I figure it’s worth the risk.
eh… fuck it… for $15.24, I’m in for one…
/giphy frightening-laborious-lock
@carl669
hmmm… a decent demo of how one actually picks a lock… cool.
Bought two one doesn’t work. Meh will take it back…but will not pay to ship. I paid the shipping to get it to me, Meh should pay to get it back.
Anyone else get this and hate it? I have used it twice to make smoothies. It takes soooo long to blend up yogurt, a banana, some frozen raspberries and some spinach? What the hell, tiny blender? I could write a book while you blend my tiny drink. So annoying.
/giphy turtle blender
Welp, mine is belly up after 3 margaritas. Used pre-crushed ice to make sure not to over work it. All to no avail. I’ll be calling customer service. Glad it has 12 month mfr warranty.