Vicky

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET

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mediocrebot said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET:
Specs
- Model: VICKY
- Condition: Face/Off
- Dimensions: 13" L x 7" W x 4" D
- Weight: 0.99 lb
What’s in the Box?
- 1 x Vicky
Price Comparison

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warranty

90 days

Estimated Delivery

Monday, Sep 20 - Thursday, Sep 23
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stinks said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET:

Seriously. Disturbing.

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- @stinks I was about to use literally the exact same word.
  
  katbyter said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:26pm ET
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aaee said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET:

pewp

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mikesmells said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET:

Thanks, I have nightmares now.

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lichme said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET:

/giphy lichme-didnt-buyit

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- @lichme lol
  
  jmhsrv said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:26pm ET
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- @lichme Omg, you are … just too much
  
  Enigma said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:32pm ET
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MrJazz said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET:

Seriously?

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OnionSoup said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET:

Seriously. Awesome.

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- PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET
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Pony said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:25pm ET:

Insert whining here.

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- @Pony pinot gris; sauvignon blanc; pinot noir; zinfadel…
  
  eeterrific said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:28pm ET
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NanaAkorlibarba said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:26pm ET:

Oh my.

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aolshove said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:26pm ET:

Ugh. Again, it tells me it doesn’t know which item I’m trying to buy.

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- @aolshove That means it’s sold out between when you clicked buy, and when it tried to process it
  
  lichme said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:26pm ET
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- @aolshove @lichme That means you’re faster than me. Does that help?
  
  sammydog01 said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:27pm ET
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- @lichme Thanks.
  
  aolshove said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:34pm ET
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eeterrific said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:26pm ET:

Hmmm…they didn’t know which one I wanted…??

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medz said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:27pm ET:

I got to the processing bar that time.

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mehcuda67 said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:27pm ET:

Yikes.
Vicky might want to step up her dose of antibiotics.

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jmhsrv said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:27pm ET:

I blame the socialist tracking serum I was injected with yesterday- the nano code hasn’t quite kicked in yet

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- @jmhsrv You get the tracking chip with your second dose. First dose just turns you gay. /s
  
  Hiz said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:33pm ET
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- @Hiz @jmhsrv -er
  
  Trinityscrew said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:37pm ET
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- @Hiz sounds like not getting one just makes you homophobic
  
  jmhsrv said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 3:28pm ET
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- @jmhsrv the Venn diagram of antivaxxers and hateful bigots is basically a circle.
  
  Hiz said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 3:57pm ET
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tarkshark said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:30pm ET:

haha, i don’t expect to get one of these, but i’ll keep trying. This one as soon as i hit buy my internet crashed. both my kids were in other rooms watching tv and playing a game and i heard the “HEY!!!”

Had to be close for it to crash my internet, right? lol

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- @tarkshark I highly suspect Vicky had something to do with it.
  
  PHRoG said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:31pm ET
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bossyaussies said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:34pm ET:

I want one so bad! It’s awesome!

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- POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:34pm ET
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MJBP09 said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:35pm ET:

This Joe-rathon is going to fuel my nightmares for a week!

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mdb321 said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:36pm ET:

This was by far the best one yet.

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cfg83 said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:45pm ET:

Such a cute little fella.

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jbailey41 said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 2:54pm ET:

When I clicked buy my neighbors garage door opened and my toilet flushed.

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carl669 said Thu, Apr 1st 2021 at 4:42pm ET:

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Vicky

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What’s in the Box?

Price Comparison

Warranty

Estimated Delivery