Very timing. Much gift. So oops. Wow.

Starblind posted a pic said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 5:30pm ET

The lovely and definitely non-shitty wedding gift I had selected for our fine friend, Mr. @JonT was delivered to the Meh offices yesterday according to the tracking. I chose a very expensive item of fine quality, which had to be special-ordered from a far-off exotic land. Alas, Mr. JonT has only but recently left Meh for his new position as community director for Blackwater, a pique of ill-timing as he needed wait just one more business day to receive it properly. Oh! Weoh! Why must time's arrow e're fly so true?

So it is unknown what will become of this most excellent object, whether JonT will untimately acquire it or if it shall become a tuffet for one most wicked and unworthy. Are YOU sitting on JonT's fine gift?

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MEHcus said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 5:34pm ET:

Does it have to do with poop?

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- @MEHcus Uhh... yes. There's a fair chance that poop may be involved. Not to detract from the fine quality and craftsmanship of the piece, but poop may be a motif central to the work.
  
  Starblind said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 5:35pm ET
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- @Starblind Nope, haven't gotten it yet then.
  
  MEHcus said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 5:49pm ET
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- @MEHcus Hmm. It says "delivered to agent", September 28, 2015 , 9:43 am
  
  Are there agents working there? If so, show them my picture and try to get them to put me on the Amazing Race.
  
  Oh, yeah, it was a bag. Probably a white plastic-y bag. Damn agent probably has it. Driving around talking to producers and keeping my awesome bag away from its rightful owner.
  
  Starblind said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 5:56pm ET
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- @Starblind Maybe it was a secret agent, and maybe even a double agent, and maybe said plastic-y bag is on its way to Russia. Maybe.
  
  pitamuffin said Tue, Sep 29th 2015 at 6:17pm ET
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