Very timing. Much gift. So oops. Wow.

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The lovely and definitely non-shitty wedding gift I had selected for our fine friend, Mr. @JonT was delivered to the Meh offices yesterday according to the tracking. I chose a very expensive item of fine quality, which had to be special-ordered from a far-off exotic land. Alas, Mr. JonT has only but recently left Meh for his new position as community director for Blackwater, a pique of ill-timing as he needed wait just one more business day to receive it properly. Oh! Weoh! Why must time's arrow e're fly so true?

So it is unknown what will become of this most excellent object, whether JonT will untimately acquire it or if it shall become a tuffet for one most wicked and unworthy. Are YOU sitting on JonT's fine gift?