[Closed 8/21/2020] [UNOFFICIAL] WANT SOME FREE SHIRTS??
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Of course you do! As you all know I’m super-grateful to this community for supporting my dumb t-shirt designs. So I’m giving some away. How many? You know, like, some. A bunch. You’ll know when you know.
A couple of things:
- If you want them, I’ll need to know where you live. And what size you are. Well, what size your shirt is, anyway. We can sort that out later
- Post something here and I’ll select one (or more) recipients at random
- I’ll let this run for a few days. Let’s call it Thursday. That sounds OK, right?
- Selecting something from my catalog is flattering, but not required. But also encouraged.
- My catalog can be found at https://tiny.cc/acraigl
- Vote in the derby! My current designs are here and here.
Looking forward to all the fun comments, and really really, thanks for the continued support every week. Means a lot to me.
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Sure!
(But I don’t need more t-shirts. So other folks may be more worthy.)
And thx for the offer!
@f00l Random generators NEVER pick #1. You’re probably safe, LOL.
Always so generous.
Free stuff from an artist you enjoy is probably one of the best things in life.
I’m a fat guy from Pittsburgh who would appreciate a new Hitchiker U. shirt as my current copy has recently developed a small hole in the left armpit. To be clear: I’m fully capable of repairing the hole, but if I had a replacement, I could let my daughter turn the old one into something else.
@Nate311 To be clear, I don’t really need to know WHY you want a shirt, but I do appreciate a good origin story.
yes, please!
Ooooooooh pick me pick me pick me!!!
@keithayoungster I hope you find my enthusiasm not lacking or disturbing because, “I have a offer you cannot refuse for two droids”.
-Darkfather
I was a winner a previous time he ran this (he has done this a handful of times). I got the “One opposable thumb away from world domination” cat shirt of his.
Looking through his catalog there are a couple of chemistry jokes that are funny (my sister decorates cupcakes in fancy ways and giving her that one would be a hoot. I liked the one about a dead chemist where you Barium. And then there is one that those of us who are teachers probably shouldn’t wear to class “Thou shall not pass” - but I sure would be tempted if I had a class with a bunch of students who sat in class texting a lot. I had a bag labeled ‘cell phone jail’ where they’d have to put their phones if they continued to do that after warned but wearing a shirt like that to bring home the point would be entertaining (although the students might not think so).
@Kidsandliz I was looking at the Barium shirt too. I almost posted a picture of a vial of Barium we have here, but it’s 133Ba, which seemed kind of irrelevant.
Many, many good choices, and I appreciate more than the standard short-sleeve option for many selections.
What an incredibly generous offer!! I’ll throw my hat in the ring. I love the “Darkfather” shirt!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-darkfather?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_11
Classic fun references! I love free shirts!
I want the electric mayhem shirt in the derby…go vote ppl!
@amehzinggrace Awesome! I’m excited for that one too! Link for convenience:
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/116989/electric-mayhem-school-of-music
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
What free shirt do you want? YES
With much weeping, I had to retire a couple of my favorite holy shirts. I’d love a new favorite.
This one. Definitely this one.
@cinoclav oh god, I love it, and being from around Baltimore, the temptation to wander by UA’s campus wearing that would be overwhelming…
@smigit2002 They’d probably hand you a cease & desist letter on the spot.
@cinoclav That’s great@! I ran (well, meandered while drinking) in the .5k underachievers run in Meadville. It was a great time@!
I have plenty of tee-shirts, ask my husband. My daughter, on the other hand is just embarking on her tee-shirt journey.
Oh that sounds wonderful !
well this is fucking nice of you!
Just looked through your catalog for the first time in a while. You have some real gems in there. Congrats on all the prints.
@jaybird Thanks! It’s kind of crazy. I’ve been at this on Woot for about 5 years now and it’s amazing to see how many of mine they’ve accepted over that time.
I wish I was clever enough to come up with a good idea for a shirt, or the skill set to turn an idea into something that looks great. Alas, I have neither, so I’ll settle for a chance for some free stuff. Thanks for doing this!
Love the T!
Voted just to give an edge to Meh.
Your shirt catalog is full of awesome. Definitely love the “As if” because Cher Horowitz is my spirit animal in the form of a blood-stained bunny because that shirt is also great. And the Groovy Ash is going on my must have list too.
/giphy as if
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
You think catshirtswoot will ever add the cat tag to this design?
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/inspired-by-the-tired-2
(As I recall, this was in an era in which you tried your dammest to not include cats in your designs.)
@narfcake Ha. I still probably have fewer percentage wise than most designers. Spoiler: I’m designing a cat shirt RIGHT NOW!
If you don’t mind mailing to Canada, eh, then I’d love one!
@curtise Ahh. If woot does/will, I can. I think they ship shirts internationally.
ACraigL is awesome!
HIKING! VIKINGS! STRIKE KING [BRAND FISHING LURES]! AWESOME!
@Sabre99
Of course I want more ACraigl shirts, please. I do vote for them, all the time. I have more than a few already.
I need “stay gold pony boy” for when we read The Outsiders at school. I’m a teacher and I go back tomorrow:)
@borsopilot Stay safe out there!
oooh, a free shirt? yes, please. if I ever go outside again, I’ll wear it with pride. (thanks for all you do
An-i-mal! An-i-mal! An-i-mal!
@ybmuG Ha! Make sure you vote (if you haven’t already). Would love to see that one print!
@ACraigL yep! Voted for both. LOTS of good designs this time!
I will throw my hat in the ring.
Off to vote…
Us dead goats need shirts to cover ourselves!
I like free. I voted! These were my favorite:
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/will-work-for-toys
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/eight-bit-evolution
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/old-school-math
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/planet-sitness
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/i-made-a-difference
Oh! I actually have your “Join the Mehvolution” shirt sitting in my cart, because I’m trying to straighten out a problem with Woot not recognizing my Prime membership for free shipping. I’d love to get that one!
@Kyeh That’s one of my faves!
Yes please and thanks for doing this.
I’m a fan of the silent film series and the math/science options. Not sure how they choose but I was expecting to see Nonversation as a facemask!
FWIW, a new derby just launched. I posted my entries**here**.
(I regularly post to this derby thread, if you want to check it out in the future)
nice
Voted. I like Morning Powerup
Very generous of you.
I wear T-shirts all day now working at home. Right on!
My wife says I have too many t-shirts, but I love awesome designs.
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
It worked! You got me to look at your whole catalog. I love “Miracle Max’s”. And “Barium”. And “Florin is for Wuvers”. Actually, if you pick me, I’ll buy the other two.
I already have How to Math – gets my students every year. I had no idea so many of those designs were all the same artist! These are my favorites, all for different family members:
Old school math – schoolhouse rock!
Hitchhiker U
Tattooine Landspeeders
Carpe DM
Visual guide to WFH
Inigo Axiom – inconceivable!
Stars and Stripes forever
It’s been a while since I looked at your catalog - brilliant! You have really been busy. I’m impressed that you have the talent to turn an idea into an excellent graphic and thus capture it for the enjoyment of many.
Picking a favorite is truly hard! We have remarkable (disturbing?) overlap in senses of humor.
But if I had to pick, any one of these speak to me.
Butterfly Effect
Helter Shelter
All Star Dad Joke
Classic Dad Joke
Red E or Knot
How to Shirt
I Made a Difference
Then there are the chemistry ones, sigh…
Thanks for your generous offer!!!
Ho Li Phuc, I never knew you had so many designs posted! Insane range of graphic styles as well. I have ‘Grew Up Irresponsibly’ and probably several others, I lost track after page 2…and yes it is I, the original Zippy <8-)
@Zippy
Fantastic catalog. I only made it half way through before I realized how much time had gone by. Can’t wait to browse the 2nd half.
Heck yeah, I’d love a free T-shirt (or a few, or a dozen-ish, or however many)! I’m a “street” therapist, working with the homeless in a large urban city, and Scoutmaster, so I always have people who need basic stuff in my circles! And, what great designs!!! Thanks! (The best part about being picked is that no one would be the wiser to the fact that I just continue to amass my minions! -ACraigH) Bwahaha!
All absolutely amazing designs!
This one makes me simultaneously super happy and super sad - I miss Firefly!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/serenity-tavern
Hey! We did it. First Place!! Wooooo! Thanks guys!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/electric-mayhem-school-of-music
@ACraigL Congrats! (And I don’t know you if Disney comes knocking.)
@ACraigL mana mana…
Congrats!! Truly well deserved.
I also have a few of your designs but it was the first time I saw the whole catalog. The quality and the volume, both very impressive. Like many others here, I was just overwhelmed with choices but I think I found the Redundant Fig one the funniest. Doing Math was also quite good.
@gsrivast Wow! Fig was a really early one for me. It’s like the design wayback machine, lol.
Lot of clever designs in there. Well done.
Mac wants a shirt
@PooltoyWolf Perhaps a dog design?
@ACraigL I like the digestive system one XD
Shirts are my jam! Without them, people would see my third nipple.
@fffdpg Instead, we just have to imagine it.
Great looking work
I would love ‘classic dad joke’, or maybe one of whatever your favorite is.
I have a few favorites in my closet already - ‘exercise, some motivation required’, ‘5/4 have trouble with fractions’, but my all time favorite is ‘for the evolved taste’
I began fostering baby cats for my local shelter as part of my therapy after a work injury took away so many things, my Independence, my career, my income. After a lifetime as a dog person, I have become such a cat person now, and appreciate the “One thumb away from world domination” shirt so very much! But my inner nerd does live the killer bunny shirt as well, I have the stapler bunny. “It’s just a little bunny rabbit…” If it they listened… Why do they never listen. Congrats on all the amazing designs!!
American Apparel or Gildan?
Gildan’s XXL shirts make me look fat.
@nine876 Woot offers 2 newer options now. Bella Canvas (a lighter weight, more narrow cut) and Port (thicker, boxier). Fit is similar to AA and Gildan, respectively, but the quality is pretty good on both.
Yes please and thank you. Peace
Congrats! Your catalog is great. I chuckled.
You are awesome!
Just to pick out a few I really liked:
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
That’s a very cool offer. Great designs!
I live in Michigan, and interesting designs.
What a cool coincidence, I actually wear shirts aplenty! I know, I know, it’s like serendipity!
I dig that Lebowski’s Classic Rug shirt, man.
good on you for this!! awesome designs, as always! feel like i watched you grow up since i’ve seen your designs grow over the course of 15+ years now. congrats on that alone!!!
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
Dude…I love Lebowski’s Classic Rugs.
Great place to find a rug that can really tie a room together. I’d wear one of their shirts to help advertise anytime!
I’m pretty sure I left my car keys around here somewhere.
Wow! I know folks like (the opportunity for) free stuff, but never really expected to see you taking real time out of your day to look through my catalog. So glad you are enjoying it!
A reminder that the contest will run through Thursday, I’ll announce the winner(s) on Friday. Keep the comments coming as confident this thread will get buried in the ongoing ambivalanche.
Hey, this ain’t Woot… Meh
That’s a fantastic collection of shirts!
A Token Sacrifice…poor thimble
I always give your shirts a vote! My entire family has Plymouth Shock!
@mdrcoast I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY PRINTED THAT ONE
I for sure need this one! It is exactly how I feel towards society these days…
Dog: The more I am around humans the more I like my dog!
I rather like the John Hughes School of Adulting shirt. Also, the math related shirts make me giggle.
Oh man you got some nice shirts!
How can I pick just one? Bloody bunny, Miracle Max, fractions, and how can you not show up for thanksgiving dinner at your in-laws with out the Thanksgiving bird!!! You may be my new hero and spare change shopping addiction.
But size? These shirts are hard for a curvy girl. The mens don’t accommodate… if you know what I mean, and the womens seem to run more like a juniors fit. maybe a w2xl for a normal womens large?
I was going to say random since this is meh, but the Butterfly Effect Pale Ale is just too cool
First, I love cool t-shirts. I’m well known among my friends as as wearer of amazing geeky and/or funny t-shirts.
Second, you have some very cool designs. I hadn’t seen the Serenity Tavern before. And the T-rex Summer Games shirt made me laugh. I love the rhythmic gymnastics! I’m part of a small group of women who went on an adventure a while back to experience every women’s summer Olympic sport/event and it was awesome. And the ghost costume fails. And the llama Christmas sweater one (might have to get that for my big nephew for Christmas.).
Third, I love free things. Free cool t-shirts are like the most awesome thing ever. I generally wear a size XL, live in Texas and would love to wear one of your shirts.
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
As someone with a fifth grader currently working within the virtual school learning environment, I find “Old School Math” and “How to Math” particularly relevant at the moment.
@hutchnow How To Math is one of my better sellers! Fun fact: I made Old School Math after my wife was cleaning out old boxes and found her Little Professor calculator. IT STILL WORKS!
@ACraigL @hutchnow My mom used that calculator with kids teaching K-3.
I love free stuff, so I’m down. And I love the kooky website. I stop by every single day.
The only thing missing from your How to Math t-shirt is the “a miracle happens here” part of doing math. I was in a PhD economics class where they did a lot of math proofs, deriving answers, etc. using calculus (which I hadn’t had in a number of years). In one problem I forgot how to do a step of the calculus (although I knew where the stupid thing was headed and the answer) so I borrowed from that cartoon and made a space and put and a miracle happens here which will lead, about a half a page later of calculus calculations, to this: and then put the answer. The teacher was not amused. While I didn’t get it all wrong she didn’t give me credit for the right answer since I didn’t derive it.
WOW – you have awesome t-shirts!
It’s so hard to choose because they’re all great! If I won I’d love to have this t-shirt:
T-REX SUMMER GAMES
Thanks so much for offering the giveaway!
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
I’m out. I just can’t pick. There are so many awesome shirts. My sense of humor goes apeshit for so many of them.
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
@AuntMean67
I know what you mean, SO many good ones! I could’nt choose just one so I chose about 10! Lol
I must ask about your user name, is there a story behind it? Either way, I think its great!
@Lynnerizer I have 9 siblings and am the crazy aunt whom all of the nieces/nephew/great nieces/great nephews want to visit/hang with. I always start my intros to the little ones with “I’m hungry, I wish it was breakfast because I eat kids for breakfast”. They love it. We do all sorts of crazy things, too. Of course the parents don’t appreciate me but who cares? As longs as we have fun! Oh! We always have to have ice cream before dinner, too!
@Lynnerizer I forgot to mention that I insist they all call me Aunt Mean because I’m so mean.
@AuntMean67 @Lynnerizer Yes ice cream before dinner (and desert first) is definitely a good thing to do! My dad fed us ice cream for breakfast once. Mom yelled down the stairs, “What did you feed the kids? They are so quiet.”. He answered, after a long pause and sounding guilty, “Ice cream”. I ran off with my bowl and hid behind a chair in the living room thinking mom was going to come down the stairs to take it away from us. I ate it so fast I got my first ice cream headache (I was 3.5ish) which is probably why I remember that incident.
The 2rd to 5th grade age is a blast with that kind of tongue in cheek stuff too. Once my nephew apologized for farting, and I said something along the lines of, “Oh I thought you had dinosaur breath. That was a fart? I was sure it was dinosaur breath or maybe snake breath”. Then of course since they knew what dog breath smelled like, garlic breath smelled like, etc. we speculated on what the breath would smell like of different animals based on what they ate.
And then everything turned into very imaginative name calling in a joking way. The kids thought it was hilarious, my sister not so much so. My sister told me that wasn’t appropriate to encourage name calling. I told her we were encouraging being creative and we weren’t really name calling we were seeing who could come up with the most interesting/creative/unusual insult based on what animals ate or did. And because of the ages it obviously was going to be body function focused as that is one of the things kids in that age group find endlessly fascinating. I also taught them how to make fart noises with their armpit but my sister didn’t know that at the time.
@AuntMean67 @Lynnerizer
You need to also tell them you are the meanest aunt in the whole wide universe; they’d be hard pressed to find anyone meaner than you so you earned your title fair and square and they have to honor that by calling you Aunt Mean. Or else no ice cream before dinner.
@Kidsandliz @Lynnerizer Oh! That’s so great! Next time I see some of them I’ll try that! One of my many nieces tries to keep the kids from calling me AuntMean because she says I’m the nicest Aunt. (She and her siblings had a disturbing childhood and came to visit me for weeks on end. I love her like a daughter).
@Kidsandliz @Lynnerizer Sounds like you had a great dad.
My mom’s brother and brothers in law had really silly and twisted senses of humor and I grew up to be a lot like them. They were quite nerdy too, just like me. Although I never became an engineer or programmer or pilot but…I’m still nerdy.
@AuntMean67 ▪ ▪ What a GREAT story – I love it!
I’m also the crazy aunt in my family. I love to spoil the kids, get them hyped up on sugar and then send them home to their parents! LOL!
@spurnky
These kids rarely go back home the day I get them. They stay for at least a full day if not a couple of months. I love to teach them archery and take them on scary “bear hunts” down the back raving and along the creek where we tease minnows. A couple of the boys and I climbed a 15 foot mud wall (best way to get out of ravine or at least most fun). We make snow forts, dams in the icy ditches, make cookies, watch comedies, play card and board games. I just entertain them instead of placing them in front of a tablet, cell phone, or game system. They love it.
What sugar do you feed them? My family would go ballistic if I sugared them up and sent them back! Instead I tire them out for them.
@AuntMean67 ▪ ▪ Oh my gosh, you sound like so much FUN! I know they must absolutely adore you. You are DEFINITELY their Favorite Aunt!
Same here! They always stay for a few days or longer. I think that is great you do activities with them instead of putting them in front of a TV or video game. I’m the same way. When they come over we usually head to Michael’s or a similar store and pick up activity and craft kits. One of my nieces always wanted a pottery wheel. Awhile back I bought her a small kids-size version of one. We made little pottery things and had so much FUN! She really loved it. In fact, she’s here right now staying with me for a few weeks.
We really like to bake also – cookies, cupcakes, etc! We made homemade ice cream the other day and that was a lot of fun. She also likes to help cook. Last night we made homemade fettuccine pasta. It was fun but it took forever to make! I have a hand crank machine you feed the pasta through. It cuts the pasta into fettuccine size pieces as it comes out of the machine. It turned out okay. It didn’t taste like the store-bought kind!
She is a great little baker and cook! She really enjoys it which is so nice to see in a young girl. Nowadays you don’t see a lot of young kids interested in baking and cooking. She is up for doing anything which is awesome. She’s such a sweet girl!
We also love playing card games and board games. We live outside of the city in a semi-rural area which is nice because there’s a lot of neat places we can walk to right from our house. There is also a lake across the street which is great.
That is so cool you taught them archery. That is AWESOME! I’m so jealous. LOL! I’ve always wanted to learn archery! I think that is great that you do learning activities and fun activities with them. I know they definitely appreciate that!
Regarding the sugar, I do spoil them some with treats when they’re here. We love ice cream! I don’t give them too much sugar because it’s not healthy. You have to spoil them a little bit!
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
@spurnky Actually, I’m jealous of you! I don’t have the attention span in the kitchen to cook. That’s why I love my steamer. Set and timer and keep on doing what else needs done. I used to love to bake but life just got so overwhelming and I got so fat that I stopped. Now, the closest I get to baking is making myself a veggie casserole.
I live in a rural area outside a city too but we have a creek about 300 yards behind our house which we love to walk up and down. Even has a waist high swim hole. You sound like an awesome Aunt, too! What do you get called?
KRULL! A SKULL! BRETT HULL! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot Dude! You make the most interesting comments! Are you human or autogenerated?
@AuntMean67 Non-human. Mediocrebot is the forum bot that posts up the daily product and poll threads, and auto-responds to certain keywords in the forum.
@AuntMean67
I am the younger sister by 3.5 years, just young enough to be the pain in the butt brat to my beautiful but mean sister! 
I always planed on having a big family/8 kids to be exact!! Unfortunetly I wasnt built right and having/making babies just wasn’t in the cards for me. I do have 1 awesome niece though, she happens to think i’m pretty cool too! Life’s a trip & family rocks!! 
Oh boy, you are one lucky duck!! I remember sittin on the edge of my moms bed, I was about 7 years old, beggin her to have more babies. She wasn’t having it!
Cheers to us aunts!!
POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
@narfcake Interesting
@Lynnerizer
Be careful what you wish for really! I never had a quiet moment even after my siblings were gone. My parents were to used to noise that they became loud and talkative. And yes, cheers to us, the fun Aunts!
I had to swear off shirt.woot after I realized I owned at least 50 of them. That said you’ve got some great artwork! I might be able to fit one more in the closet…
Thanks for the offer!
@eVil I almost wrote 100 as it seemed like that many, but I thought, no… That’s ridiculous. I couldn’t have possilbly bought that many… Just counted. 101. Yikes.
@eVil 101? You’re fine. Just whatever you do, don’t look up the my entry for the 5 year shirt.woot anniversary.
@narfcake holy wow. Yep you definitely win!
So many great shirts… dad jokes is definitely going on my wish list
I soooo need more woot shirts
lol. After reading eVil’s comment I had to go back and count my woot shirt orders. 90. Yeah, I’ve ordered 90 shirts since 2009. Do I need another? nah, but free is free 
@LilSatan I just updated my comment… I actually ordered 101. Is there a WootShirtAholics Anonymous for us?
@eVil Yeah, sounds like we might have a problem. Woot shirts aren’t even the worst part of my t-shirt addiction. I have so many band tees that I don’t have closet space for them. I literally have stacks of band merch piled up in my room. I challenged my daughter to count all my tees; she gave up as she was closing in on 300. check out my insta to see all the band merch. It’s effin’ ridiculous.
@LilSatan Oh yeah, band shirts… that’s going to be a couple hundred as well. Don’t think I’m at 300 though! Nice!
Oooh I don’t need more shirts but there are so many good ones. So I’ll throw my name in the hat.
So many good designs! Hmm…Oxford Comma? I do love an Oxford comma…
The choices are HARD.
These are great designs and YOU are awesome for giving us a chance to wear them for free!! I picked several i’d love to have and also one for my dad’s b-day! Giving is fun, warms the heart and puts a smile on soul!
My favorite’s are…
Love Golf, Cuddly Corn, Truth, Turtle Power, Just Playing Along, FEAR, Inevitability
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T-Rex Summer Games $19 Printed To Order
Maybe Later
$19 Printed To Order
Just Playing Along
$19 Printed To Order
FEAR
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
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These are two of my favorite ones that I was able to load. Giving you the choice still leaves me with the element of surprise!! Thanks for doing this, it’s great!!
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This totally needs to be called Gritty Corn.
@cinocla or if Gritty and Candy Corn had a baby
As an almost math teacher, I love the Old School Math - or any of the math ones - these are awesome
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
Love “Truth” looks just like my dog that makes me like dogs more than humans. I’m in FL and would need a XL!!
Wow, you have a lot of great shirts! I’m somewhat new to this site… what a nice offer!
Today is my 26th wedding anniversary! I think my cat loving wife would love a small Inevitability shirt since she is one of those cat
freaks people are always making fun of!
@kevin8er Happy Anniversary! Hope the two of you have some, um, fun (smirk).
My birthday is Friday. Love the turtle coming out of its shell. Would make a great Birthday present to me in XL.
@ACraigL Wait, you drew an uncircumcised penis shirt?
@mtgrams
Happy Birthday - today is mine too! No shirts for us, though - oh well, guess we’ll just have to give them to ourselves! 
@Kyeh @mtgrams Hope the two of you manage to have a really nice birthday!
@Kidsandliz @mtgrams Thanks!
I think my actual day will be kind of dull but maybe I’ll do something soon with family/friends.
@Kyeh Happy Birthday…
@mtgrams Thanks! Wish I really had that cake …
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I stumbled in here about halfway down the rabbit hole. Checked out your designs and now I know WTF to buy pple. on X-mas. I will wear anything you gift to me. The only other thing I’ve ever “won” were circus tickets from a radio station. LOL Be safe!
CONGRATS TO OUR SHIRT WINNERS!
@j2, @DaFrogMan and @witchbug77
Please whisper me (or provide an alternate means of contact) with the following:
If I don’t hear from someone by tomorrow, 8/22, I’ll select an alternate. Remember, any shirt is fair game, but if you wanted something from my catalog, that’s swell too.
Congrats again, and thanks for all the support and enthusiam on this thread. Wow!
@ACraigL Super cool of you. Congrats to your winners!
@ACraigL Awww…
@ACraigL woo hoo! Now I have to make a choice.
@ACraigL
You are wonderful to do this, even if you get something out of it along the way.
Cool!
@ACraigL yay! This is awesome! Thanks!
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
@ACraigL @j2
You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
@ACraigL Saaaweeeeet! Thank you so much, I’m stoked! Whisper sent.
@ACraigL @cinoclav I will choose free will
@ACraigL @j2 Extra stars for you!
@cinoclav @j2 This must have been quite a Rush for you.
OMG. How did I miss all this fun? I LOVE your designs but don’t know how to upload pics like the rad Bunny above, “Silent Warning” or any of the others I now “May the 4th Be with You” as I m forced to spend more money because I never win anything… Especially when arriving fashionably late…
All prizes have been claimed! Congrats again to the winners and thanks again for all the comments. This was a lot of fun, and I hope do it again some time in the future.
Two final requests:
Thanks everyone!
I thought only one was arriving - but instead got two!! So excited!
@witchbug77 Yay! Glad they arrived safely. Congrats again.
This is so nice of you to do.
A bonus shirt! Thanks so much @AcraigL
@j2 Hope you like the Mehvolution one! One of my favorites and vaguely appropriate here.
@ACraigL it’s perfect! Goes well with my Apathy Coalition bag.
I got the one I asked for and another surprise. EXCELLENT choice on the bonus shirt @ACraigL, and thank you again. I love them both.
@DaFrogMan Couldn’t be sure if you’re a coffee person, but if not, yay literature!
@ACraigL I’m more of a tea drinker but I love coffee/caffeine memes and pop culture. “Dante’s Dark Roast” perfectly compliments my all time favorite “Darwin’s Dark Roast”. Thanks again and keep up the good work!
All shirts successfully deployed! I’ll definitely do this again the future.
One last plug for my current derby shirt, still in the running, if anyone would be interested in casting a vote!
https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/117173/electoral-college