Unicorn Startup Simulator

Kevin shared a link said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 5:12pm ET

Found this game on reddit. Pretty fun…

The idea is that you’re a start up company and the goal is to reach 1billion dollar evaluation before your employees quit. You make one decision at a time that affect your evaluation and employee happiness.

It’s kind of funny too

https://toggl.com/startup-simulator/

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jbartus said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 5:21pm ET:

Interesting. Will check it out and report back.

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rockblossom said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 5:24pm ET:

Was doing okay until … Chad. Can I just fire Chad? Out of a cannon? No? But …

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- Second time - I reached $1.46 billion, then everyone quit. I’m a terrible boss.
  
  rockblossom said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 5:38pm ET
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  /giphy Stupid Chad
  
  ConAndLibrarian said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 5:38pm ET
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  I always wanted to shoot a Chad out of a cannon.
  
  Either of you have access to one?
  
  (Hi @ChadP )
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 5:57pm ET
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- @PlacidPenguin A Chad or a cannon?
  
  And like the circus owner said when the Human Cannonball quit.: “It’s going to be hard finding another man of your caliber.”
  
  rockblossom said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 6:03pm ET
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  I could get a cannon easily, but getting a Chad is a bit harder.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 6:24pm ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Check Florida. I heard about a bunch of Chads hanging out down there a while back…
  
  thejackalope said Sat, Dec 10th 2016 at 1:40am ET
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- @thejackalope They invented a new AlGorethm to eliminate those.
  
  OldCatLady said Sat, Dec 10th 2016 at 10:05am ET
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- @rockblossom This is surreal. I know a guy named Chad Cannon.
  
  PocketBrain said Mon, Dec 12th 2016 at 6:43am ET
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ConAndLibrarian said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 5:37pm ET:

I have already played three times, I love it!

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jbartus said Thu, Dec 8th 2016 at 8:07pm ET:

Chad sucks.

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lumpthar said Fri, Dec 9th 2016 at 11:54am ET:

Hahahahaha
Chad is the worst.

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RiotDemon said Fri, Dec 9th 2016 at 7:58pm ET:

I’m terrible at this.

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f00l said Sat, Dec 10th 2016 at 11:45am ET:

Does this game play on a mobile browser? If so, then I’m too dumb to play the game.

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- @f00l I can play it on chrome on android.
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Dec 10th 2016 at 11:47am ET
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Durago said Sun, Dec 11th 2016 at 3:10pm ET:

I’m excited to post my first actual win:

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f00l said Mon, Dec 12th 2016 at 10:19am ET:

Playing on Chrome IOS.

So far I’m a ex-CEO, and a drunkard who migrated between my home under a bridge and my vacation spot in the parent’s basement.

I want to start the game by firing Chad. How do I do that?

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- @f00l You don’t. No matter what Chad screws up, if you fire him, everyone quits. Either everyone loves Chad, or he has possession of all of their deepest, darkest secrets.
  
  rockblossom said Mon, Dec 12th 2016 at 10:28am ET
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  When it comes to people named Chad, usually they’re the ones who have secrets about everyone what.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Mon, Dec 12th 2016 at 10:38am ET
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