I get up in the am see me as a rap guy (hey how you gal) Get my eye cup, go out and got to hit the urb (we go) Pre-go, I mop my maw, use a jar of rum I go out in the dim, I do not go by
I say my paw we go and get fix up Rag all we put on, yup Men do bid us a cry Go by and cds we do hit up Hip fun we be on top We too sip a bit
Go! Do a pop DJ, zap my rap ear Now, I row 'Til up go the sun Tik tok era on But go, hip fun! Oh oh oh oh. Oh oh oh oh...
Peaches by The Presidents of the United States of America
Go out to the far way Go eat me a lot of yum yum Go out to the far way Go eat me a lot of yum yum Go out to the far way Go eat me a lot of yum yum
Yum yum are in a can Put in can by a man In a lot not up the way If I had my lil way I'd eat yum yum all the day Sun in fat and not in the sun
Go for nap and all tie in mud Die a rot yum yum in my end of arm and nap of you, non man I jab my arm nip not up in For a lil bit for an ant to nap God yum yum in my arm end or can or a pie
Lot of the yum yum Yum yum for me Lot of the yum yum Yum yum for nil
We are at a fun His ear dip in the low A one got in and did nab it Was an Ore Sea Bug
Aah Ore Sea Bug Aah Ore Sea Bug
Eww Eww We are at the sea end We all had on par dry off rag He was sub a tie up And he saw an ore It was no ore It was an Ore Sea Bug
Aah Ore Sea Bug Aah Ore Sea Bug
Ore Sea Bug Ore Sea Bug
Vim in the sea His air way rod cut up Lot of woe Lot of air sac He was in a jam He's in a big sea jaw
Ore, ore Ore Sea Bug Not up, not up!
Sea bug Ore Sea bug Ore Let us ore!
Men and bra and not top Not men and H two O oak We all are zig zag We all are wig wag
Tug by the hot Use fun
Fry yam Fry in the sun
Put on eye out tip Put on the eye out for you Let go the tan oil
Go to an ow ray It go a big ray In tot a sea jam It go a sea dog Run by a sea cat in fly a sea jet see out for the bit bit It go an eel Go to a bra cod
Lord help me, I'm going to give it a try.....ducking my head to dodge the rotten tomatoes.
Margaritaville (original lyrics noted in parenthesis)
Eat a bit of dry bun (Nibbling on sponge cake) I can see the sun fry (watching the sun bake) All of the mob has put on oil. (All of those tourists covered with oil.) Ply my axe on the top of my den (Strumming my six string on my front porch swing) The air has a nip of wee sea kin who are now to die in a hot pot. (Smell those shrimp they’re beginning to boil.) Now I ebb to a far bit of dry sod. (Wastin' away again in Margaritaville) I try to see my way off jar of Na (Searching for my lost shaker of salt) A few may say she is the one to pin it on (Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame,) But it will be no one man on who I can pin the rap. (But I know it’s nobody’s fault.)
I tied for 3rd in a Woot Mad Ape Den contest years ago with part of this - I figured for a worthless prize it would be ok but I'll understand if it's ineligible.
Gal Got End (Baby Got Back) - Sir Mix a Lot I dig a lot of the big ass and I can not lie, Any of you who are a man can not say, "Not I," To see a gal leg in who is a bit hip shy and has an orb in thy eye, You get a pop, yen to get up a bit as you see for her to tog her ass she had to try a lot. Far low in the leg-set she had on, I was in awe and had to spy on. Oh hot gal, I yen to get you, and get a pic of you. My den-boy-set did try to hex, But thy ass has me all: "me so yen sex." Ooh, end of not top and not of bad tar, You say you yen to get in my top pay car? Ok, use me, use me as you are not a run of the mill fan I see. I see a few do a jig, but to hug and sup is not how I dig. She is wet, wet got it to go as if a car of top go get! I get a red eye for a mag to say the "not big ass is not bad." Ask a man who can rep a lot of so tan men - she has got to put in a lot of end! So, men! (Yes!) Men! (Yes!) Has the gal you got got the ass? (Oh yes!) Say to her "Jar it!" (jar it!) "Jar it!" (jar it!) Jar the fit ass you own! Gal Got End!
(Everything I do) I do it for you In the raspiest Brian Adams voice you can muster:
Spy the eye set I own, You may see The bit you are to me Spy the lub dub you own. Spy the gut and if you see me you may not go on to spy.
Do not say to me it is not apt to try You can not say to me, it is not apt to die You see it to be so All it is I do. I do it for you.
Spy on the lub dub you own. You may see. no bit is to be hid nab me as I am, nab all of me I'd let it all out, I'd pay a fee for you
Do not say to me it is not apt to try I can not cop out of it, I am not to go on to yen You see it to be so All it is I do. I do it for you.
No yen is as the yen of you And no gal can yen as you do No dot is on a map if you are not on the dot All the day, all the way, yes
Oh, you can not say to me it is not apt to try I can not cop out of it, I am not to go on to yen Yes I'd go to war for you. I'd lie for you. Go on a tin rim for you, I'd die for you.
You see it to be so. All it is I do. I do it for you
Awesome. That is all.
"I saw it. I see it. It was yay"
That was awesome.
(Also, that eye-roll at 1:08 is disturbing)
Never getting that 2 minutes and 22 seconds back from my life.
I feel the same about the 6 mins of recording time and 8 mins of crying in the corner afterward
@denboy I hope you become youtube famous and bring us many more beautiful songs
@troy You consider that train wreck beautiful? Wait, are you a big Courtney Love fan?
@denboy no, but I absolutely love Yoko Ono!
@denboy @troy Courtney Love...starring in the final season of Sons of Anarchy...that shit is real. And horribly scary.
@cettel the end of SOA is fast approaching
I only made it to the 2nd chorus. ((shudder))
New up for the hum boy.
Hum boy ay? Trying that one on in the mirror tonight to see how it fits.
Both my eyes and ears are bleeding at the same time. Bravo, I guess. Yes. Bravo.
@damon Something like this?
That's what happens when you get your ass to mars.
@denboy gotta' have some love, if not for the pain inflicted then definitely for reminding me of chumbawamba.
Is being reminded of chumbawumba really a good thing? Memories of lost youth maybe.
it is hot mad ape den. "rum cup... gin cup... ale cup". not meh but yeh.
i go to try one. may be fun.
beer before liquor, liquor before beer.....good luck choosing ther right path
May be fun but it is not zen, mad ape den can vex.
Fun way to start the day
Your idea of fun is a bit disturbing but who am I to judge.
You get an attaboy for putting yourself out like that... otherwise it was completely meh!
You did it in an A+ way, son! No man may say you did not or he is not my pal.
So does that mean I'm not your pal if I say it sucked?
My cats literally ran listening to that.
So cats hate my singing, luckily I hate cats.....except for the rare dog like cats
Tik Tok
I get up in the am see me as a rap guy
(hey how you gal)
Get my eye cup, go out and got to hit the urb
(we go)
Pre-go, I mop my maw, use a jar of rum
I go out in the dim, I do not go by
I say my paw we go and get fix up
Rag all we put on, yup
Men do bid us a cry
Go by and cds we do hit up
Hip fun we be on top
We too sip a bit
Go! Do a pop
DJ, zap my rap ear
Now, I row
'Til up go the sun
Tik tok era on
But go, hip fun!
Oh oh oh oh. Oh oh oh oh...
(I didn't feel like continuing)
nailed it. totally, 100%, nailed the shit out of it.
Yes
Peaches by The Presidents of the United States of America
Go out to the far way
Go eat me a lot of yum yum
Go out to the far way
Go eat me a lot of yum yum
Go out to the far way
Go eat me a lot of yum yum
Yum yum are in a can
Put in can by a man
In a lot not up the way
If I had my lil way
I'd eat yum yum all the day
Sun in fat and not in the sun
Go for nap and all tie in mud
Die a rot yum yum in my end of arm
and nap of you, non man
I jab my arm nip not up in
For a lil bit for an ant to nap
God yum yum in my arm end or can or a pie
Lot of the yum yum
Yum yum for me
Lot of the yum yum
Yum yum for nil
See Out!
That was harder than I thought...
fully expect a video now
Rock Lobster
We are at a fun
His ear dip in the low
A one got in and did nab it
Was an Ore Sea Bug
Aah
Ore Sea Bug
Aah
Ore Sea Bug
Eww
Eww
We are at the sea end
We all had on par dry off rag
He was sub a tie up
And he saw an ore
It was no ore
It was an Ore Sea Bug
Aah
Ore Sea Bug
Aah
Ore Sea Bug
Ore Sea Bug
Ore Sea Bug
Vim in the sea
His air way rod cut up
Lot of woe
Lot of air sac
He was in a jam
He's in a big sea jaw
Ore, ore
Ore Sea Bug
Not up, not up!
Sea bug
Ore
Sea bug
Ore
Let us ore!
Men and bra and not top
Not men and H two O oak
We all are zig zag
We all are wig wag
Tug by the hot
Use fun
Fry yam
Fry in the sun
Put on eye out tip
Put on the eye out for you
Let go the tan oil
Go to an ow ray
It go a big ray
In tot a sea jam
It go a sea dog
Run by a sea cat
in fly a sea jet
see out for the bit bit
It go an eel
Go to a bra cod
Ore Sea Bug
Ore Sea Bug
Ore Sea Bug
Ore Sea Bug
Big Sea Jaw and Bit Bit are my favorite parts.
It go a sea dog and Run by a sea cat are great.
Listening to the song and following along with these makes it that much more impressive, well done!
Lord help me, I'm going to give it a try.....ducking my head to dodge the rotten tomatoes.
Margaritaville (original lyrics noted in parenthesis)
Eat a bit of dry bun
(Nibbling on sponge cake)
I can see the sun fry
(watching the sun bake)
All of the mob has put on oil.
(All of those tourists covered with oil.)
Ply my axe on the top of my den
(Strumming my six string on my front porch swing)
The air has a nip of wee sea kin who are now to die in a hot pot.
(Smell those shrimp they’re beginning to boil.)
Now I ebb to a far bit of dry sod.
(Wastin' away again in Margaritaville)
I try to see my way off jar of Na
(Searching for my lost shaker of salt)
A few may say she is the one to pin it on
(Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame,)
But it will be no one man on who I can pin the rap.
(But I know it’s nobody’s fault.)
A bit of dry BUN, did you try to say?
@matthew edited and fixed.
Thank you for the fix….
Nervous Breakdown - Black Flag
I'm tee to have a top ten jit fit
(I'm about to have a nervous breakdown)
My nog is so mad
(My head really hurts)
If I can not pry a way out of my bog
(If I don't find a way out of here)
I'm lit to rip and sip for
(I'm gonna go berserk cause)
I'm mad mad and I'm sad
(I'm crazy and I'm hurt)
Nog on my man arm
(Head on my shoulders)
It's to get ... rip fit!
(It's going... Berserk!)
I cup my ear to yap yap
(I hear the same old talk about)
The vex old jab
(The same old lines)
Not now you can do to me
(Don't do me that today)
Yea! So bad for you and pox if you sit in my way
(Yeah if you know what's good for you, you'll get out of my way)
For I'm rip fit and I'm sad
(Cause, I'm crazy and I'm hurt)
Nog on my man arm
(Head on my shoulders)
It's to get ... rip fit!
(Going... Berserk!)
Nay man I do not cop
(I won't apologize)
For my bad rap I won
(For acting outta line)
You see the way I am
(You see the way I am)
You go any min you can for
(You leave any time you can cause)
I'm rip fit and I'm sad
(I'm crazy and I'm hurt)
Nog on my man arm
(Head on my shoulders)
It's to get ... rip fit!
(Going... Berserk!)
Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad!
(Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!)
Nay do I see you do and do
*(I don't care what you f*n' do!)*
Nay do I see you say and say
*(I don't care what you f*n' say!)*
All of all it can bid me ill
(I'm so sick of everything)
I but lay to ... Die!
(I just want to... Die!)
You made it very poetic
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Red Card: Daft Punk on the field. 50 points to Gryffindor.
Rammstein's "Du Hast"
You
you own
you own me
you did ask me
you did ask me and I say not!
Do you yen, up to the end cut,
to be hip to her for all?
No!
Do you yen, up to the end cut
to yen her, and in the bad era?
No!
I tied for 3rd in a Woot Mad Ape Den contest years ago with part of this - I figured for a worthless prize it would be ok but I'll understand if it's ineligible.
Gal Got End (Baby Got Back) - Sir Mix a Lot
I dig a lot of the big ass and I can not lie,
Any of you who are a man can not say, "Not I,"
To see a gal leg in who is a bit hip shy and has an orb in thy eye,
You get a pop, yen to get up a bit as you see for her to tog her ass she had to try a lot.
Far low in the leg-set she had on, I was in awe and had to spy on.
Oh hot gal, I yen to get you, and get a pic of you.
My den-boy-set did try to hex,
But thy ass has me all: "me so yen sex."
Ooh, end of not top and not of bad tar,
You say you yen to get in my top pay car?
Ok, use me, use me
as you are not a run of the mill fan I see.
I see a few do a jig,
but to hug and sup is not how I dig.
She is wet, wet
got it to go as if a car of top go get!
I get a red eye for a mag
to say the "not big ass is not bad."
Ask a man who can rep a lot of so tan men -
she has got to put in a lot of end!
So, men! (Yes!) Men! (Yes!)
Has the gal you got got the ass? (Oh yes!)
Say to her "Jar it!" (jar it!) "Jar it!" (jar it!)
Jar the fit ass you own!
Gal Got End!
Gal got end! I'm using that in my next workplace harassment seminar.
Ok. You win.
Good, I don't have to try out this game, you've already won it.
(Everything I do) I do it for you
In the raspiest Brian Adams voice you can muster:
Spy the eye set I own, You may see
The bit you are to me
Spy the lub dub you own. Spy the gut
and if you see me you may not go on to spy.
Do not say to me it is not apt to try
You can not say to me, it is not apt to die
You see it to be so
All it is I do. I do it for you.
Spy on the lub dub you own. You may see.
no bit is to be hid
nab me as I am, nab all of me
I'd let it all out, I'd pay a fee for you
Do not say to me it is not apt to try
I can not cop out of it, I am not to go on to yen
You see it to be so
All it is I do. I do it for you.
No yen is as the yen of you
And no gal can yen as you do
No dot is on a map if you are not on the dot
All the day, all the way, yes
Oh, you can not say to me it is not apt to try
I can not cop out of it, I am not to go on to yen
Yes I'd go to war for you. I'd lie for you.
Go on a tin rim for you, I'd die for you.
You see it to be so.
All it is I do. I do it for you
@denboy That was beautiful. I think you found your calling.
No, seriously though, it was good.
@joelmw Thanks. It was actually fun to display my lack of talent in such a forgiving format. Sure wish my calling paid better.