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DJ_Purchache had a quick thing to say said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 4:41pm ET

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A SAUSAGE NAMED DEBORAH THREW DIAMONDS AT ME AND I COULD NOT DODGE THEM IN TIME SO THE DIAMONDS HAVE PENETRATED MY SKULL AND MY VISION IS COMPROMISED PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST MYSTICAL DOCTOR THANK YOU FOR YOUR WEBSITE

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woodhouse said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 4:42pm ET:

does it smell like toast in here to anyone else

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- @woodhouse It’s the toasted buns. I don’t know which is Deborah.
  
  rtjhnstn said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 6:17pm ET
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- @woodhouse Canadian Heritage Minutes FTW!
  
  curtise said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 12:19am ET
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- @curtise @woodhouse LOL. WAT?
  
  GLaDOS said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 11:49am ET
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PlacidPenguin said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 4:44pm ET:

Oh phew. I thought this would have had something to do with a bobcat plush…

Or maybe ~~some~~ a lot of glitter.

Hi @denboy!!!

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- @PlacidPenguin
  /giphy hi there
  
  denboy said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 8:55pm ET
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carl669 said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 4:45pm ET:

that’s weird. i don’t remember getting that drunk last night.

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- @carl669
  
  What if it was early this morning?
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 4:46pm ET
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- @PlacidPenguin your assumption that i keep alcohol near my bed is unequivocally false.
  
  except for last night. when i left an unfinished vodka tonic on the nightstand. damn that sleepdrinking!
  
  carl669 said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 5:02pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  Your assumption that i keep alcohol near my bed is unequivocally false.
  
  Actually, the general consensus is that you keep your bed near alcohol.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 5:05pm ET
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- @carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl!
  
  lichme said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 12:06am ET
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- @lichme liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!!!
  
  how’s the little one?
  
  carl669 said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 11:03am ET
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- @carl669 Not a single f bomb in that message. It obviously wasn’t you.
  
  cinoclav said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 11:12am ET
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- @carl669 @cinoclav
  
  PlacidPenguin said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 11:14am ET
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- @cinoclav
  
  carl669 said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 11:34am ET
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Thumperchick said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 4:46pm ET:

/giphy sausage named deborah

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- Perfect Giphy. Now let’s try for:
  /giphy threw diamonds at me
  
  Thumperchick said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 4:46pm ET
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ChadP said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 4:53pm ET:

This is excellent content.

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narfcake said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 5:04pm ET:

I once helped troubleshoot an item sold here at meh.

It was a t-shirt.

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- @narfcake It was defective because it was not a cat t-shirt?
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 9:29pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz No, that would be something I’d complain about – right, @snapster?
  
  Another mehmber said their shirt was crooked. I suggested to flip it inside out and back again (because it was probably just folded a little off.)
  
  The shirt was reported to be okay afterwards.
  
  The print, OTOH … meh did a meh job on that.
  
  narfcake said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 9:59pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz @narfcake @snapster
  
  Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?
  
  therealjrn said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 10:34pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz @snapster @therealjrn
  /wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/have-you-tried-unpugging-it
  
  Have You Tried Unpugging It?
  Price: $19.00
  Condition: Probably New
  
  narfcake said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 12:43am ET
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f00l said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 5:20pm ET:

/giphy mystical doctor

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ACraigL said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 10:46pm ET:

/giphy DIAMONDS HAVE PENETRATED MY SKULL

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  COUSINS!!!
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Jun 14th 2018 at 10:57pm ET
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medz said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 12:05am ET:

The only way you can get it fixed up is to go trudging across the tundra.
Mile after mile.
Trudging across the tundra.
Right down to the parish of St. Alfonzo.

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  /giphy trudging the tundra
  
  narfcake said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 12:44am ET
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- @medz Where I stole the margarine.
  
  macromeh said Fri, Jun 15th 2018 at 12:18pm ET
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bramby2 said Sat, Jun 16th 2018 at 10:01pm ET:

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Today in Meh CS

Hi @denboy!!!

COUSINS!!!