TOCCs: The Universal Zing!

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A lot of people seem to have had problems with their TOCCs cables not charging their phones, tablets, and industrial printing presses, and some have been quite vocal about it. But what of the rest, too shy, too lazy, or simply haven't come up with a way to seal all that rage into a single phrase? Friends, I am here to help! I have spent several seconds constructing a singular quip with the power of an A bomb and the precision of a tiny scalpel a toddler might use to perform surgery. And in the spirit of the holiday season and giving and sharing and whatever, I wish to give it freely to all of you.

Behold!