This or That, Day 9
6Have you ever come to the conclusion that no matter what you do, nothing changes? Yeah, me neither.
Once again, the write-ins made a good show of it: Wonder Woman (again! that shrew…) and perhaps the winner, Phoebe. Though I have to admit, she was the best reason to watch the show to begin with. I just figured if I put her up against anyone else, it would be a fait accompli.
And someone was so dissatisfied that they said these polls have gone off the rails, though apparently the rails in their world go through Golden Girls. Well…
So today we depart from people, cultural icons, historical cartoon characters, octogenarians (and hopefully Wonder Woman!) and ask a question that has been on the mind of every man at one point or another. No, it’s not
Get your head out of the gutter
Today we ask
Full Beard
or Goatee (see what I did there?)
- 24 comments, 48 replies
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/giphy viking beard
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@mehcuda67 That’s so freaking hot.
Full beard
/image lion
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Usually full beard. I don’t mind a goatee however. Just depends on the face it’s attached to.
/giphy mmm beards
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@RiotDemon Good answer, good answer
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Full (trimmed short) beard currently
Was a goatee at one time but I let the sides fill in a few years back to make SWMBO happy!
@chienfou that is key. I decided to grow one while engaged. She said “as long as it’s off before the wedding.” Then she liked it and I haven’t shaved it off since - 26 years later. Now I tease her that I’m going to shave it. One day I’ll have the guts…
I fear any discussion about style and trimming of auxiliary hair is going to quickly descend, figuratively and literally …
@stolicat descend to what?
/giphy hmm
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@RiotDemon @stolicat Like how?
![enter image description here](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
@therealjrn and yes… you worked Wonder Woman into the discussion
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/giphy kudos
@therealjrn YOU ROCK!![](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
@therealjrn and there is WW. That didn’t take long.
@therealjrn yyeeaaaa!!
/giphy gold star
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@therealjrn I really didn’t think it could be done, but how could I have doubted?
@ybmuG I do not know, my supple goat. Apparently this is a thing:
![enter image description here](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
@therealjrn![](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
@therealjrn Wait, I’m pretty sure that isn’t Gal Gadot (or Linda Carter)!
@therealjrn @ybmuG
Was there ever any doubt?
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Rule 34. Get off mah lawn!
Full beard for the win.
@ybmuG You would rule 34 that? You’re so weird, @mike808. :gross:
@mike808 @therealjrn @ybmuG omg, just wrong!!
@therealjrn @ybmuG
Rule 34 is simply if there is any question of something existing, there is proof on the internet.
The rule is not restricted to pr0n. But if drag bears is your thing, you do you, bro.
@mike808 @ybmuG Whatever you have to tell yourself to get by Mike. I’m not judging you.
Depends on the face. Goatee is usually better looking than an unruly shag of hair around someone’s face and neck.
/image jenna marbles beard
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@tnhillbillygal that video was hilarious!
/youtube Jenna marbles beard
@RiotDemon @tnhillbillygal
“Look how easy this was to put on …
Look how better my life is!”
@RiotDemon @stolicat This is one of my favorites to go back and watch when I don’t know what I want to watch. That and her reacting to compilations videos.
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/giphy jenna marbles
@RiotDemon @stolicat @tnhillbillygal You know, I almost posited a choice between the bearded lady
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and the strong man, but I figured, nah. That wouldn’t turn out well. It would be politically incorrect; someone would get all offended. Forgot where I was for a minute…
I don’t care which, as long as it’s soft for tickling my cheek (face cheek- don’t go off the rails)
Some beautiful bearded men I follow:
I wanted to post a different photo, but it was a little too risque. Occasionally he’ll upload something where he speaks English. Great voice.
Those freckles!
One of the first people I followed on Instagram.
@RiotDemon
hmmm… isn’t that some sort of stalking.
/giphy stalker
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@chienfou I mean, that’s kind of the whole premise of Instagram I think.![=)](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f642.png)
@RiotDemon Ohhhh… well in THAT case…
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/giphy it’s OK
None of the above, I prefer clean shaven!!
Facial hair irritates my skin badly!
@tinamarie1974 Have you tried electrolysis?![:wink:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f609.png)
@macromeh I am Sicilian, ssooooo![:wink:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f609.png)
![:face_with_hand_over_mouth:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f92d.png)
@tinamarie1974 Never go in against you when death is on the line? You make great pasta ala Norma? Help me out here…![:slight_smile:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f642.png)
@macromeh all of the above? !? Lol
Also, us Sicilians, we need to wax![:wink:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f609.png)
@macromeh @tinamarie1974
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/giphy wax philosophical
@macromeh @tinamarie1974 …that made me chuckle…
@chienfou @macromeh sssssoooo look but don’t touch? THAT does NOT sound like fun!!![:wink:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f609.png)
![:smiling_imp:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f608.png)
@macromeh @tinamarie1974 personally I’m fond of look and touch…
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/giphy touch me
@chienfou @macromeh that would be my preference as well!
Clean shaven
![enter image description here](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
@CaptAmehrican noooooo.
![$args](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
/image Captain America beard
@CaptAmehrican @RiotDemon That is good beard, prolly because the face, that beautiful face.
@RiotDemon Chris Evans is a gorgeous man no matter what. However, he is even better looking clean shaven.
Guess I’ll pick full beard because goatees make me think “face pubes”. No offense intended.
@Gypsigirl213 None taken
Don’t forget friendly muttonchops!
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Since bearded Wonder Women are clearly the new dilemmeh-of-the-day, I give you:
OG Wonder Woman
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– vs –
GG Wonder Woman
@mike808 is that the property brothers??
@mike808 @tinamarie1974 haha, I thought the same thing!
@mike808 @tinamarie1974 according to this page, yes:
https://younghollywood.com/scene/2017-hollywood-halloween-round-up.html
@mike808 @RiotDemon w/o the 5 o’clock shadow they look pretty good as women! Nice thighs!!
Chris Pine votes full beard with a touch of goatee hot glued on.
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Back in the day, when neckbeards ruled the interwebs, …
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@mike808 That’s just so wrong…
This is how to ruin a goatee.
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Octopus for breakfast?
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Score for goatee.
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to quote the late great George Carlin:
See my Beard?
Ain’t it weird?
Don’t be Skeered…
It’s just a beard.
Lenin had a beard… Gabby Hayes had whiskers…
Full beard of course. I’m out of town so I’ll be snarky when I get home. I hate typing on my phone.
@Mehrocco_Mole Can’t wait…
@ybmuG I bet…
/giphy full beard will win
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Beards are gross. I wish that trend would fully die.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/47939764
@cinoclav Yeah, but it’s Switzerland and there was probably cheese involved, so…
@ybmuG Numerous studies have said the same. They’re just nasty.
@cinoclav @ybmuG no one is forcing you to grow one, I hope?