This has to be one of the greatest headlines ever.

Smitty2525 shared a link said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 12:10am ET

Man who died after jumping out of restaurant freezer and threatening staff with knife was suspected cold-case killer

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-died-jumping-restaurant-freezer-094924336.html

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mehbee said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 12:16am ET:

That must have been chilling for the staff!

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- @mehbee hopefully they were able to keep their cool
  
  medz said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 3:53pm ET
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- @medz All I know is that story gave me goosebumps!
  
  mehbee said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 4:32pm ET
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- @mehbee might have turned the blood in their veins to ice.
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 11:04pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz good one
  
  mehbee said Fri, Aug 10th 2018 at 1:01am ET
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lordbowen said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 12:35am ET:

The staff froze in their tracks when they saw him.

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mike808 said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 12:50am ET:

Cool story, bro.

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mehcuda67 said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 12:58am ET:

The obit said he was pretty chill and a bit of a cut-up.

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mike808 said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 12:59am ET:

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mike808 said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 1:00am ET:

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- @mike808
  
  I would have thought: “rear end collusion”.
  My bad.
  
  f00l said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 11:33pm ET
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lichme said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 1:00am ET:

Friends say he was normally an ice guy

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mehbee said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 8:23am ET:

I want to know what he had against cold cases

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- @mehbee Probably his butt.
  
  Since there are no chairs all you have are cold cases.
  
  caffeine_dude said Fri, Aug 10th 2018 at 8:04am ET
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compunaut said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 6:11pm ET:

I heard about a hooker entertainment center not far from Meh HQ.

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Rakaim said Thu, Aug 9th 2018 at 10:33pm ET:

There’s a guy who knows how to break the ice.

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AttyVette said Fri, Aug 10th 2018 at 3:51am ET:

Suspected killer was known as a cut up around his friends

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moondrake said Fri, Aug 10th 2018 at 9:58am ET:

Some of my old favorites:
Firemen Help Dog Bite Victim
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout
Grandmother of Eight Makes A Hole in One
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

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rtjhnstn said Fri, Aug 10th 2018 at 3:06pm ET:

75 Goats and Sheep Escape New Jersey Livestock Auction, Continuing Nationwide Goat-on-the-Lam Trend

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- @rtjhnstn someone should be punished for that. But my greatest discovery from that article is that there is a company named “We Rent Goats”.
  
  djslack said Fri, Aug 10th 2018 at 5:44pm ET
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