Take a photo of something you’d like to see be used as a weapon in an upcoming John Wick movie and post it.
@medz “He killed 5 men with a back scratcher…”
/showme a cooked noodle
@mediocrebot This almost kind of looks appetizing.
@gregormehndel If I had time maybe I could photoshop his hair into a gas grenade or something.
@Targaryen He IS a gas grenade.
This. It’s a genuine Meh plastic flashlight. Alternately, the three very dead AAA batteries inside it.
@werehatrack Did it throw a lot of light at least?
@Targaryen A useful but not particularly impressive amount.
@j2 I could this being used to make some sort of focused explosive charge.
While it’s singing.
@Nate311 “take me to the river” WHACK WHACK “drop me in the water” SMACK (groan) SQUELCH
@Nate311 “Hey. Hey you, look a distraction.”
@medz @Nate311 I laughed much too hard at this.
@heartny I’ve always kind of wanted one of these.
@Targaryen I have extras if you really want one
@heartny @Targaryen I’ve been expecting them to show up in IRKs any time now. They’re mostly pretty useless.
@lehigh I’m not sure how he’d use this.
/showme graham cracker being used as a weapon against a group of bad guys
@mediocrebot graham cracker waffles?
@awk When a critic doesn’t like your movie…
@bullrocky There is no setting other than kill.
A John Wick bobblehead.
Just the lead, not the container.
/image nerf ball
@ybmuG Proof it’s possible
Was hot sauce ever used to blind someone yet? I feel like this could go the Bullet Train route of using things like hedge trimmers or wood chippers.
@medz “He killed 5 men with a back scratcher…”
/showme a cooked noodle
@mediocrebot This almost kind of looks appetizing.
@gregormehndel If I had time maybe I could photoshop his hair into a gas grenade or something.
@Targaryen He IS a gas grenade.
This. It’s a genuine Meh plastic flashlight. Alternately, the three very dead AAA batteries inside it.

@werehatrack Did it throw a lot of light at least?
@Targaryen A useful but not particularly impressive amount.
@j2 I could this being used to make some sort of focused explosive charge.
@Nate311 “take me to the river” WHACK WHACK “drop me in the water” SMACK (groan) SQUELCH
@Nate311 “Hey. Hey you, look a distraction.”
@medz @Nate311
I laughed much too hard at this.
@heartny I’ve always kind of wanted one of these.
@Targaryen I have extras if you really want one
@heartny @Targaryen I’ve been expecting them to show up in IRKs any time now. They’re mostly pretty useless.
@lehigh I’m not sure how he’d use this.
/showme graham cracker being used as a weapon against a group of bad guys
@mediocrebot graham cracker waffles?
@awk When a critic doesn’t like your movie…
@bullrocky There is no setting other than kill.
A John Wick bobblehead.

Just the lead, not the container.
/image nerf ball

@ybmuG Proof it’s possible

Was hot sauce ever used to blind someone yet? I feel like this could go the Bullet Train route of using things like hedge trimmers or wood chippers.