The October Goat: A Mediocre Proposal

dave went on a bit of a rant said
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Ok! So, it looks like there's a little dispute on who should be October's goat, but I'd like to propose an idea: @JonT is widely considered ripe for goat-hood, being to blame for so many things, including me having to write this very post.

But! @JonT is going to be pretty busy starting up his new gig and isn’t likely able to do is fully goat-ly duties as previous goats have taken on and established as a key aspect of goathood.

So! We need volunteers. Volunteers to post goat-like things throughout the month. Volungoats? Surrogoats? Maybe the first task will be to come up with a terrible pun to call this role.

Clearly! All blame will still go to @JonT for the month of October and all the terrible things within. Even this need to have other people goat up the place? @JonT’s fault. I think you get the picture.

Maybe! People could pick a date (1-31) that they’d do a post, or a day of the week, or stuff could just happen randomly, or it might all be pre-destined and none of what we do or say matters at all and why do we even bother? You know, any of those things! What say you? Anyone up for being a goat-helper for a day?

(Or feel free to just use this topic to revolt and blame/nominate others if you'd like.)