A Meh Warranty, for what it's worth. (Not much.)

@joshaw strong text

@trdrew1 Nice necropost. Can you fix this please @tHumperchick?

@therealjrn maybe @trdrew1 had something really important to say in strong text?

@Thumperchick Could be! I shouldn’t rush to judgement.

Ahhhh, there’s nothing like getting a notification to a 3 year old post. It makes me feel like I said something important or insightful.

@joshaw What about a 6 year old post?

/giphy deja vu

@haydesigner All over again.

@blaineg @haydesigner Irregularly.

Includes up to two incidents of accidental damage coverage at $49/ea?

@parodymandotcom a mug/lexas hybrid?

Tell me more about these mug/Lexus hybrids… I want one.

@marklog show up here on Thursday, and they'll let you in the den for a full afternoon!

@marklog I think the mad ae den of this would be:
Meh is meh
If it is ack
Meh may try
To you go woo hoo
But meh is meh

@CaptAmehrican Oh, resurrecting 3 year old threads?

@brandon Was about to say that the person that recieved the pallet of RMA'd TV's better act fast!

@sohmageek Sure if he wants to pay to ship the pallet of TVs back. I think not.( and quit dragging up old ass topics!)

@BabyBear this one was on the product page (meh.com) today.

@sohmageek Nah, it's all part of the fun. I did get some that work, and I ordered zero, so win! Not gonna complain about broken ones.

@sohmageek been more than 90 days.

@doubltap um.... what?

@doubltap

@doubltap This is a very useful comment. Thank you for your insight.

@doubltap

@lisaviolet I can't figure out what this has to do with the meh warranty?

@Thumperchick my recent heath issue...."crap" ..... just the word.....

@lisaviolet ahh, makes sense now.

@Thumperchick I'm more confused by the post above this one.

@pitamuffin and even more confused that it has a star.

@pitamuffin @ignorant - same here, but I chose to let the other responses address that weirdness.

@minermjm My speaker docks can't fly either.

@Barney

I know a quick solution to getting to a stage where not only could you get your speaker dock to fly, but even watch them dance and sing...

@FroodyFrog You scare me.

@Barney

That means that I am doing my job correctly, so thank you :D

@minermjm sounds like you ordered a copter of some type? Head to meh.com/orders - find the order for the product you're having an issue with and click the "I need help with this" button at the bottom of that order.

@fredsterphotos
By waiting

Serenity will come, grasshopper

@fredsterphotos Opening a support ticket is your best bet.

@gweigold email support. go to Account->My Orders and then click the ‘i need help with this’ under your order.

@gweigold Did they ACTUALLY replace these for you? I got a DOA laptop that I’m trippin’ about.

@SkyHawkes Are you expecting them to replace the broken chromebook you got in your IRK?

@SkyHawkes No returns on IRKs bro. lol

@pandolfi Contact meh support.
https://meh.com/support

Or duct tape a flashlight to it…

@rickfriday Hey there! We got your email - please check your inbox.

@brandom @rickfriday HI I order the dash cam and the sim card wont come out i need a replacement or money back please advise thanks

@hcbrownys

@shari9640 Did you contact Customer Service? (I hope they weren’t the purple ones that were broken.)

meh.com/support

@shari9640 looks like you’re not alone. Posting in the product thread will at least give you people to commiserate with, after you send a message to Customer Support so we can help.

@hayloft69
Meh.com/support

@Eheulitt15

@Eheulitt15 I’m not sure what item you are referring to. Go to your orders page and contact support or click meh.com/support

@patti when I hover over your name, I am seeing that you have a Membership since December 2018, but you are not a VMP.

@Barney But what does that mean? Are they different? I pay Meh monthly.

@patti Yeah, they are different, your Membership gets you free shipping. VMP, which was originally offered and is now closed to new members, has a few extra bennies such as the 10% discount, some freebies now and then, and the all important VMP hour during IRKs.

(If someone is a VMP, you will see the letter V in a shield by their name).

@Barney Welp poo. They are different. I must have screwed up when my card expired because the billing is different. I was VMP from the start. Since I am no longer VMP then I don’t need this membership. I was wondering why I didn’t get the socks and other stuff members got. It looks like I must have let it lapse in July 2018 but didn’t add a new payment method until December 2018. Boooooo. Imma cancel my membership then. I’ve been paying for membership the past 18 months thinking I was VMP even though I don’t buy much anymore.

@Barney Unless they were Kickstarter I thought, that the K had a higher priority over the V. Shoot.

@patti Kickstarter is different from VMP. I haven’t seen anything extra for being a Kickstarter except for the dollar T-Shirt in the beginning and getting the K by my name.

If you cancel Membership, you will end up paying $5 for each purchase. That can add up if you end up buying a lot of stuff. Of course, you can cancel Membership and then purchase it again when you need it. Membership lasts for a month at a time.

@Barney I understand now. I was VMP for a while though so I was getting stuff until I guess it canceled. Based on my billing I let it lapse for 5 months. I kept what I thought was VMP because I thought I was supposed to be getting stuff and just never said anything because I honestly haven’t had the time. I went to use the VMP discount this week on morningsave and couldn’t and wrote to customer service. Now I know why. The 18 months I kept it I only placed 6 orders so I definitely wasted a stack of cash on it.

@patti Sorry. It really can be confusing.

@Barney @patti
Wait. You were getting stuff when you were a VMP? So that’s where it was going. Because the rest of us Real OG VMPs aint been gettin’ crap. Not even a crummy broken goat trophy.

@moonhat is to blame!

@mike808 Didn’t you just get something (that can’t be mentioned) at PastaDrop? And the goat trophies had nothing to do with the VMP.

@Barney Nope. I’ve received no tangible stuff during my entire VMP servitude. Not even janky socks.

@Barney @mike808 Early days, I think they sent us meh socks and one of those foam puck things. I remember the socks being a big deal at the time.

@mike808 Maybe you didn’t read your mediocre.com email that came on or around May 11. You better look for it. It MIGHT still be worth $20. OR it may be too late.

@mike808 @patti The socks were nice.

@Barney @mike808 You talking about the pasta drop email? I think the free coupons were only on the first two pasta offerings.

@Barney @Kidsandliz Virtual e-coupons are not “stuff”. Besides, PastaDerp is for sending pasta to someone else. Very different than Meh sending me stuff just because I’m a VMP.

@mike808 meh sent you an email just because you’re a VMP.

@mike808 If you had only taken the time to do a little reading you could have seen that the $20 PastaDrop coupon, that you trashed, could have been used to send pasta to yourself. So if you don’t have any friends, which it looks like that might be the case with you, you still could have used it.

THAT COUPON WAS REAL “STUFF” AND ONLY FOR VMP’s.

@Barney @patti VMP’s got socks? When was this? I didn’t receive any socks…

@moonhat Don’t cry, it was a long time ago when the website was pretty new.

@Barney @mike808 I must not have seen that either, dang. I notice sone meh emails go into my junk folder. Maybe that was the case with him too. I coulda saved 20 clams, bummer!

@Barney ah ok I won’t feel too bad then. Thanks, Barn.

@mike808 @moonhat It does not specifically say that it is only good for the first two weeks. If you can find it, it might be worth it to try and use it Anyway, what would it hurt? (Remember, it says that you have to be one of the first 100 to use it each week when checking out.)

@Barney @moonhat
I think I read on the PastaDrop site that the code is good until the end of the year.

@moonhat The socks were gray, said mediocre on them, and were men’s sized.

@Barney @mike808 @moonhat Maybe I was confusing the two weeks with some comments on pasta drop. I wasn’t paying that much attention.

@mike808 Here’s something else that while it isn’t stuff, it is currently only VMP. I just noticed it today. If you go to contact support they have the beta (for VMP only) for listing your past support ticket exchanges. That could come in handy on occasion. For example I had a coupon I tried to use a while back, it didn’t work, and they issued a replacement. Now that will be quick and easy to find.

@Barney @mike808 @moonhat Here is the post I was thinking of

hey there! Gonna send ya a message from the case you sent in as well, but wanted to pop in and say it looks like we were super blown away (and excited!) by the response so far. We have plans to continue the coupon-incentive stuff into at least the next round of pasta-fun-times!
halfling said Wed, May 13th 2020 at 5:59pm eastern

@Barney @mike808 @moonhat The free twenty dollars of pasta also gets you coupons for free stuff at the other sites so even if you send it to someone else you get a ton of free stuff. It’s time to stop bitching about the lack of freebies with VMP.

@Kidsandliz
Now if only they could tell me which coupon codes were available on my account across the websites, I could know about any “stuff” they’ve given us in exchange for the penny more we pay than the plebe mehmbers for the same “free shipping coupon ‘stuff’’” they get. Since we’re calling coupon codes “stuff” now, according to the purple troll.

@mike808 When they give me a coupon code I write it down on a post-it and stick it on my desk. But that’s probably too much work for people who fly into a rage when required to type in an address.

@mike808 This is the last time I will ever try to help you get a freebie. I hope you never find the code.

If that’s what Barney calls help, I hope no one is graced with their help ever again. The world would be a better place for it.

I never asked for help here anyway. I commented about the lack of tangible stuff (as in taxable goods) that Meh has given to the OG VMPs, as opposed to intangible virtual benefits like coupon codes and discounts and VMP hours during Mehrathons. I’m not saying they aren’t valuable, Im saying they aren’t “stuff” that requires shipping.

/giphy did I stutter?

@mike808 The coupon codes get you free stuff that requires shipping.

@sammydog01 You should ask @Barney for help in getting you a coupon code for a flying fuck, because I don’t give one.

@jimmyd103

/giphy help me obi-wan

/giphy Meh help

@dgupta contact support. At the top of this page it says “What is meh” under that is has a contact support link.

@unicornlady84

At the top on any meh page, click

?

Then click

Support

Send the CS team a message that way.

@f00l @unicornlady84 And be patient and check your spam folder.

@f00l Thanks… it still has my original support ticket. It says they’ll get back to me in 7-8 business days. -.-;;;

@davea510 meh.com/support

@Nita16 go to meh.com/orders, find your order and click “I need help with this.”

@captnlen which ones?

Also, go to meh.com/orders find the order and click “I need help with this”

@ronnyd if you go to the item page you can see what the warranty is.

@RiotDemon whoops, thought I was on the product page, but I was on this Meh Warranty description page. So, still disappointed.

@mikedrz I am not customer service but I know that they rarely if ever do that. However , this time of year a ton of schools are doing drives so that kids who can not afford backpacks and school suppies have them. I suggest you donate the backpack to one of those drives and some kid will love it. Then you get to feel great about yourself for the rest of the week.

@iamjoanna

Meh.com/support/tickets to see if the response is hiding in your email.

@iamjoanna same thing happened to me… can I return?

@SG512 you would need to speak with support.

@iamjoanna Mine are useless too…so are the “projectors” I bought …and the “projectors”…How the heck can I get my money back…Keep these things in the warehouse please.

@Momita go to your orders and click “I need help with this.”

@anitatasos you contact support. Check meh.com/support/tickets to make sure you don’t miss a reply.

@garciak go to meh.com/orders and find the order you had an issue with, click view details and I need help with this.

@mykonos55 go to your orders page, find the order and click “I need help with this.”

@jadesabrexiv you need to contact meh.com/support. You won’t get much help from the forums.

Hi @mrharrold you would need to write to support either through the support form or from your orders page click to view details of the order and then click the “I need help with this” button.

@hcg4311 support has all the answers.

@sbram75 if you go to meh.com/support/tickets do you see it there? Do you have more than one meh account?

@sbram75 as for the site being shady, no. I’ve been here since 2016 and they take care of their customers, but sometimes response is a little slow.

@RiotDemon Thanks for the feedback! No the support tickets didn’t show up there either. I did get a reply from support today, apparently they were responding but the tickets were being posted to a partner site by mistake that’s why they didn’t show up here. All good now. Thanks again!