You know you're working at a pretty decent place when they supply you with an 1100 watt microwave oven and not one of those crappy little 800 watt bastards.
@dburr That still works. And probably has twice the power of the crappy little microwaves. Only problem with it is that it's large enough to qualify for its own zip code.
Know what possibly bothers me more than it should? That your american flag is put up backwards! @JonT@Moose@snapster Please drive to work IMMEDIATELY and fix it.
@Moose I would believe you, but then it would raise further questions like "who hangs a poster sideways?" and "did you guys do it just to make me angry?" and "why is this so infuriating?"
No, wait: I learned this from Encyclopedia Brown! Violating the "how to display the US flag code" can be used as a distress signal. Am I the only thirty-mmph-year old who remembers this from The Case Of The Fort Massacre or something?
Meh. I live from a quarter mile from a (slightly crappy) grocery store. By the time I got done peeling the potatoes I'd be back from store with a bag of baked chips. Or better yet, baked tortilla chips. The item sounded good in theory until I thought about it for a minute.
I have to say I'm quite impressed at the overall attractiveness of the mediocre staff. Did you all have to submit headshots with your resumes? (Or is your DP just that good?)
Awesome! Will you include the Irk template?
@KDemo Hey! Now I've got a use for a box full of neoprene!
At least they finally got around to creating the Richard Dawson chip...
The little salt packets! You bough potatoes, but didn't spring for a salt shaker?
You know you're working at a pretty decent place when they supply you with an 1100 watt microwave oven and not one of those crappy little 800 watt bastards.
@Cinoclav ...or a microwave from before the fall of the Soviet Union: http://instagram.com/p/Rq82x/
@dburr That still works. And probably has twice the power of the crappy little microwaves. Only problem with it is that it's large enough to qualify for its own zip code.
Know what possibly bothers me more than it should? That your american flag is put up backwards! @JonT @Moose @snapster Please drive to work IMMEDIATELY and fix it.
@chellemonkey Yes, you are correct. It's right there in U.S. Code, Title 4, Chapter 1 , § 7, (i)
@chellemonkey Perhaps it's a poster of a picture of a flag on a military uniform?
@chellemonkey What if it isn't an American flag, but actually a poster that someone hung up sideways?
@Moose I would believe you, but then it would raise further questions like "who hangs a poster sideways?" and "did you guys do it just to make me angry?" and "why is this so infuriating?"
@Willijs3 we know it can't be our fault. @barney is obviously at fault here. He needs to learn how to decorate our office better.
No, wait: I learned this from Encyclopedia Brown! Violating the "how to display the US flag code" can be used as a distress signal. Am I the only thirty-mmph-year old who remembers this from The Case Of The Fort Massacre or something?
@denboy Aww, I'm purple sorry.
Is this demo video included with the gift set? If not it should be! Excellent work fellas.
I thought you posted the original video twice. I like the second one better-irk chip.
Meh. I live from a quarter mile from a (slightly crappy) grocery store. By the time I got done peeling the potatoes I'd be back from store with a bag of baked chips. Or better yet, baked tortilla chips. The item sounded good in theory until I thought about it for a minute.
Does everyone realize what a massive PITA it is to dry the veggies before nuking?
(pro tip - if you're using towels, use those that haven't been washed with softener, as they will actually still be absorbent)
FWIW - the only other (root) veggie I've found palatable as a chip is sweet potato w/cinnamon. The rest are pretty meh.
Just make kale chips (in the oven) - WAY better.
The potato chip wreath has me intrigued. Perhaps to commemorate an anniversary of the great potato famine, I can lay a wreath at a potato farm?
@readnj Or at a Weight Watchers.
I have to say I'm quite impressed at the overall attractiveness of the mediocre staff. Did you all have to submit headshots with your resumes? (Or is your DP just that good?)
I just received mine and made not very many perfectly crispy sweet potato chips on the first try. Not bad. Worth the $9 I spent on a lark.