@tnhillbillygal agree, but Ithink it is accurate for most aspects of life. I massage my feet vs someone else massaging them. I wash my windows vs someone else doing them. See…
@tinamarie1974 My husband asked me once if I ever felt like I wanted a wife of my own. I told him I would only want a wife so I’d have someone to make me sandwiches. He suggested I could just go to Subway for that. I agreed and determined I did not want a wife.
(Yes, he would make me a sandwich if I wanted one but that wasn’t the question. I know how moody I am and definitely don’t want a me of my own to keep up with.)
Not having a salad. Not that I don’t like vegtables and fruits, it’s that they have made me sick since I was 11 years old. Red meat, potatoes, real fats, and lots of real sugar are what fuel me. My cholesterol levels are all below or at the recommended numbers, not overweight, no diabetes, no high blood pressure, no erectile dysfunction. And I smoke, cigs and weed daily. Seems backwards!
@djslack I have had many different tests done, and the results all come back normal. Except for the sleep lab. They showed me my brainwaves. My brain kicks me out of deep stage and r.e.m. sleep shortly after falling into them. I am told I rarely stop moving while sleeping as well. And usually get 2-3 hours each night.
It’s all about starting with greens of different textures and tastes. You need something bitter like spinach, arugula or kale and something buttery like boston bibb as the base. Then add your colors and crunches on top.
Wishbone brand French dressing, or ranch dressing (with bacon bits and croutons), or a mild (not too heavy on the vinegar) Italian, also with bacon bits and optionally, croutons.
Someone else making it!
@tinamarie1974 This element also makes sandwiches 100% better.
@tnhillbillygal agree, but Ithink it is accurate for most aspects of life. I massage my feet vs someone else massaging them. I wash my windows vs someone else doing them. See…
@tinamarie1974 My husband asked me once if I ever felt like I wanted a wife of my own. I told him I would only want a wife so I’d have someone to make me sandwiches. He suggested I could just go to Subway for that. I agreed and determined I did not want a wife.
(Yes, he would make me a sandwich if I wanted one but that wasn’t the question. I know how moody I am and definitely don’t want a me of my own to keep up with.)
/giphy yeah, I said it
@tnhillbillygal I just want someone to clean the house and do the yard work. Is rhat asking too much?!??!?!?
@tinamarie1974 @tnhillbillygal NO!!!
Toasted almond slices.
Milky Way bars.
Something other than iceberg lettuce. Romaine, mixed greens.
Walnuts, dried cherries, feta cheese.
Cucumbers, zucchini, broccoli, tomatoes, carrots. No peppers or onions.
Sweet vinaigrette (cherry, strawberry, pomegranate, raspberry, etc).
@katbyter Agree, except for the parts about no peppers or onions and the sweet dressing.
Run it through the garden and top with a garlic-y Italian dressing, I say.
Not having a salad. Not that I don’t like vegtables and fruits, it’s that they have made me sick since I was 11 years old. Red meat, potatoes, real fats, and lots of real sugar are what fuel me. My cholesterol levels are all below or at the recommended numbers, not overweight, no diabetes, no high blood pressure, no erectile dysfunction. And I smoke, cigs and weed daily. Seems backwards!
@edguyver14 have you had yourself checked out to see if you’re an alien?
@djslack I have had many different tests done, and the results all come back normal. Except for the sleep lab. They showed me my brainwaves. My brain kicks me out of deep stage and r.e.m. sleep shortly after falling into them. I am told I rarely stop moving while sleeping as well. And usually get 2-3 hours each night.
Olives. Green, black, sliced, diced, whatever. Olives.
Duhhhh! Bacon!
/image bacon
@ybmuG Nice bacon salad.
Pushing it aside for a big, juicy t-bone steak.
Anchovies.
Meat. Meat. More meat.
Feta
Plenty of bacon, cheese, and egg. Some olives, pepperoncini, and grape tomatoes.
Wait, are we talking about a salad with dinner, or a salad for dinner? Well hell, add some shredded brisket or pulled pork.
All the above plus Spring Mix veggies
Potatoes!
@adepue284 Mom’s potato salad!
More cowbell!
It’s all about starting with greens of different textures and tastes. You need something bitter like spinach, arugula or kale and something buttery like boston bibb as the base. Then add your colors and crunches on top.
/giphy spam
Wishbone brand French dressing, or ranch dressing (with bacon bits and croutons), or a mild (not too heavy on the vinegar) Italian, also with bacon bits and optionally, croutons.
And no limp lettuce. Crispy wonderful iceberg.
Wine.
Fruit. Strawberries or grapes being the go-to add-ins for a salad. Though in the winter dried cranberries work.
Honestly, the only salad I like is the leafiest ones. Too often do I see ones that taste like plastic, or are just flimsy, tiny pieces.
I would need a lot of dressing to coat the taste if it doesn’t have a leaf consistency. Otherwise, I feel like I’m a contestant on Fear Factor.
A large antipasto.