Sharp razor blades…
@shahnm dull razor blades do more damage
@OnionSoup Huh? Oh wait. You guys are talking about fruity beverages…
Yogurt and banana are a must
I’ve never made a smoothie that didn’t have banana in it, so I’m going with banana.
Chocolate ice cream, peanut butter cups and chocolate fudge…oh wait…SMOOTHIE…hhuummmm
@tinamarie1974 sounds right to me.
That the fruit is frozen.
Blending stuff that tastes good
Blenders for less than two bills.
@stinks what size bills?
@unksol Come on, playah!
Just the right amount of liquid, preferably a fruit juice.
I’m sure today’s blender is good, but in my experience the key to a good smoothie is a Vitamix. There’s some kind of magic pixie dust in a commercial blender.
@togle Ewww! Pieces are an insult to Reese’s everywhere.
@katbyter @togle ewww Reese’s. Reese’s are an insult to pieces everywhere
Both fine grit sandpaper and rum.
Wild blue berries
A nearby Smoothie King.
/image Smoothie King
@mike808 sir, we live in a democracy, and we voted for Jamba Juice!
Tequila and fresh limes.
More ice cream…
I just don’t like smoothies. Where was that option?
@edwardsm6 how dare you. I hope you burn in hell and have to drink kale smoothies every day!
Any kind of berry, really. Preferably raspberry, but it doesn’t have to be strawberry. And start with the fruit frozen. It just makes more sense.
@jitc exactly. Hold the banana tho.
Throwing it out the window and eating non-pulverized food instead.
Whey protein powder.
Not to put in the crap my wife adds - chia seeds.
@mml666 Oooof! Chia seeds do add a really, really weird texture to any- and everything theyre in
I’M SLEEPING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING THAT DAMNED THING WHERE I CAN HEAR IT
@Dstraktd I didn’t know Charlie Sheen shopped at meh.
@Dstraktd @OnionSoup Tiger Blood and Winning!
Best smoothie ever:
Avocado, Coconut Mint, Apple, Banana, Kiwi Mango, Pineapple, Spirulina, Chorella, Broccoli, Spinach, Algae, Garlic, Barley Grass, Wheat grass, Ginger, Tomato, Parsley, Vanilla Whey or Non Dairy Protein.
Sells for $6.50 for 20 .oz at
32Shea in Phoenix, AZ
And one of those a week …
Eat all the junk you want all week and then one green smoothie just smooths out your nutrition for you. Balances it all out.
@AZnatural1 give up the opioids, your system will straighten out.
@davea510 no opioids for me. Only abagio for multiple sclerosis. That is it.Not even one medicinal herb, until i retire.
Never had a good smoothie. You grind up algae and other strange foliage, you still have ground stuff you were never made to eat that doesn’t taste or smell like you should eat.
/giphy you’re doing it wrong
attitude. some people will never have a good smoothie and amble about thinking they are better for it. their loss really. unfortunately you can make a horse drink water, but people must be led.
Pineapple. My local place does pineapple, watermelon, cucumber + lime juice. It’s very addictive.
Mixed berries! Obviously
(Okay, here’s my go-to: 1 peach, half a cup of strawberries, 1 banana, half a cup of any berry-flavored yogurt, and a bit of milk.)