@jqubed me too, he really needs to start up another one quickly... I think james COULD be as good as craig, but he is still in the honeymoon phase where he thinks he has to impress cbs ;) The times I've watched james my biggest laughs were when he was being "craig" like (aka disgruntled).
@thismyusername I'd like to see him do a travel show, like his episodes in France and Scotland. Wouldn't be as much of a daily grind and could get decent ratings on a cable network.
Samir (bad guy): Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start? Harry (Schwarzenegger, handcuffed to chair): Yes. I'm going to kill you soon.
"What the fuck did I do wrong?! Tell me!" - Total Recall
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?!"
"C'mon, don't bullshit me."
"I love purple, too."
"Can you feel the Bern yet?"
"I had a love child by my housekeepah."
@SSteve Nice accent.
@SSteve
@thismyusername I miss Craig
@jqubed me too, he really needs to start up another one quickly... I think james COULD be as good as craig, but he is still in the honeymoon phase where he thinks he has to impress cbs ;) The times I've watched james my biggest laughs were when he was being "craig" like (aka disgruntled).
@thismyusername I'd like to see him do a travel show, like his episodes in France and Scotland. Wouldn't be as much of a daily grind and could get decent ratings on a cable network.
Not iconic but I have a certain fondness for
"Shahtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahp!"
Related: (and be careful watching at work if language is an issue in your office)
@jqubed ^ like this!
Kah-lee-fohn-ee-yah.
@CraigDanger Wow, nearly as powerful as the Army of Darkness musical!
@PocketBrain Don't forget about the Predator musical.
Maybe some alligator luggage on meh?
"Get your ass to Maahhs."
Every line in Predator, including the ones that he didn't say.
Come with me if you want to live.
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Pretty
much
every
line
...in a film that would have ended the career of a lesser man.
You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
@walarney I keel ewe lasst
@walarney I let him go.
Samir (bad guy): Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
Harry (Schwarzenegger, handcuffed to chair): Yes. I'm going to kill you soon.
@kaighintze you are a beautiful person
Cumming in the gym Cumming at home:
@connorbush how did we not recognize this as the best?!
@connorbush I came here (so to speak) to post this. Glad you did it first, you saved me from having to search for the clip.
@ChunkyBitz I do what I can.
Almost anything from True Lies, though it is all overshadowed by the single greatest translating subtitle ever:
In perfect Arabic "Where's the john?!"
@simplersimon - The only Schwarzenegger movie I've seen.
I guess I heard that one wrong; I always thought it went:
Feed your enemies
Watch them feasting before you
and hear the eructations of the women...
Maybe some metal w/ Arnold impersonations?
Y'all are collectively wrong. "I'll be back" is his most iconic line. But the greatest of his iconic lines is clearly from Conan. Just sayin...
I see almost every movie here except the The Last Stand, so I shall share (whether you like it or not)~