@yakkoTDI Is that after Taco Tuesday?

@Mandamm Yes. Wednesday does follow Tuesday here in the U.S.A.

@yakkoTDI, are you admitting you fart quite often, or are you just blaming the chair for the odd Wed morning smell¿?

@1DisabledWarVet Yes. On Sunday I blame the coffee machine. Monday it is the ceiling fan. On Tuesday the pencil sharpener gets blamed. Thursday is the Meh shirts. On Friday it is the wood chipper full of dead hookers and of course on Caturday it is the neighborhood dogs.

@yakkoTDI out of the fart mufflers

@phendrick and burned/burnt

@JvB @phendrick, No, you ‘burn one’ After you buy the bag!!

/giphy lump o’ coal

why does this made me sad?

@alacrity, you’re right; not all of us can afford a good meal!

@alacrity Some of us understand that Freebirds, even after being bought out by heartless running-dog capitalists, still has better better rice.

@werehatrack Not being from that neck of the woods, I’ve never heard of that chain, but that sounds like a blind taste test challenge i can get behind!

@GeckoD Yeah, really, iPood Shuffle was right there.

@brennyn @GeckoD these are the comments I came here for!

@GeckoD The 24 pack should take care of the iSheep in your house. I’m old

@GeckoD Mac Poopio, Apple BM, iBad Air

@kostia dude, giphy, it’s air freshener and the word PINE is right there, and you give me this?!

@kostia But her pining for him is inconsistent based on his smell.

@kostia So, how long ago did you set fire to the roomie?

@werehatrack well, she just started paying rent finally, so I put her out

POPSOCKETS! SPA KITS! POLLY POCKETS! AWESOME!

@hchavers Time to evaluate your dietary choices. Maybe stay away from the Snake Oil sold on Meh.

@jakeline I like your order number, but Giphy didn’t do it justice, so here’s a mighty giddy wolf for you.

@katbyter, I have some like the big ones [Breathgreen] & they’re 6.5"x7" & about 1.5" wide. BTW, although this A2A was merely sarcasm, I had nothing better to do, ergo, my answer.

@pmarin This is a good question. Assuming the ingredients are the same and you use a permeable bag, I don’t see why not.

@pmarin yes, you could, but whether they would do the same job is the question ya really should ask! The answer to that A2A is, I Doubt It!

@1DisabledWarVet @pmarin Correct. Activated carbon absorption pacs are not just charcoal, they are charcoal (or other coarse granular open matrix carbon) that has been subjected to the drive-off-absorbed-volatiles processing needed to make it capable of absorbing more volatiles. Barbecue charcoal is pretty much saturated with wood smoke volatiles, if it’s any good.

@1DisabledWarVet @pmarin @werehatrack Well, for reference sake in line with the comment immediately above, I had a pretty severe house fire several years ago. The house reeked of burnt wood/carpets/plastics/whatever for over a year, such that it was hard to go in for salvage during that time (finally rebuilt and sold). What was on the floor sure looked a lot like charcoal from a grill. But it didn’t seem to do much in absorbing the “volatiles”.

@Turken, this is merely an absorbant product!! The bags absorb odors in a room, not make the room smell nice.

@1DisabledWarVet @Turken

The bags absorb odors in a room, not make the room smell nice.

Or so one hopes, anyway.

@Seeds That is truly terrifying…I would cancel the order and re-order just to get a newer gif.

@Seeds You get a like for that awe some giphy.

@enderblue once it’s out, I can’t put it back

@enderblue, that’s not a fn cockroach, is it¿?

@1DisabledWarVet @enderblue Looks like a pillbug to me.

@1DisabledWarVet @enderblue @werehatrack it is the material of nightmares…

@IAMIS Yes, if they’re stinkers.

@srbuwsnyc, No, they aren’t Scented,…but don’t smell a used one; it could make you sick!!

@1DisabledWarVet hahahha

@calebnmoore, Yes, 1 would make the auto interior smell exactly like nothing & one would be just like having it constantly plugged in, so you’re good to go!

@FirstLast87 I guess I never really got over my crush on Molly!

@FirstLast87 @phendrick And why would you want to?

@FirstLast87 @phendrick @yakkoTDI Hell, I have a crush on her & I’m a straight, cis woman!

@JAWGS, there’s a misconception of these products because they are Not air fresheners like Glade, Febreze, or those scented items ya hang off a rear-view mirror in your ride. These are Absorbants that only absorb odors, not emit scents.

@1DisabledWarVet I KNOW they’re not scented nor emit scent. That’s why I’m getting them. To absorb nasty smells in my house because I CAN’T use anything scented to cover up said smells.

@JAWGS, Well, Now that you made your comment clearer, you don’t sound quite is naive as you did in your first badly scripted comment. There are many, many, many things that I {nor you, likely} Can’t take, sniff, snort, etc while simply trying to get rid of odor. For example, I can’t snort coke, or eat Habanero hot peppers as I try to get rid of odor, but I rarely mention what I can’t do, especially when it has very little to do with the fn subject at hand. These two, out of millions, is what your 1st comment sounded like, though I know Now that is not how ya meant it. In short, ya left the impression & the perception that you thought these bags were deodorizers like Febreze, Glade & such. As you know, ‘perception’ Is as convincing as realty, and facts, but alas, ya Did explain yourself. BTW, I love all the different scents of Febreze & Love sarcasm too!!

@1DisabledWarVet @JAWGS
I understood the first comment just fine.

@JAWGS @Kyeh, Different strokes for different folks, Kyeh. Not everyone perceives the same, but you knew that, otherwise you wouldn’t have made that comment! Thanks, for your opinion.

@JAWGS
@1DisabledWarVet You said:

you don’t sound quite is naive as you did in your first badly scripted comment.

I just thought saying that was kind of uncalled for - you could have put it more kindly, and I really thought their comment was “scripted” perfectly well. I know you wanted to be helpful, though.

Wtf. His name is Messi not messy. Three attempts and I still get this dumb mug. Get it together giphy.

@neuroticsilence you could install an AC in your attic & move your computer & your-self up there. A nice Sunroof would really make the lonely day up there quite a bit more sunny & pleasent!!

@1DisabledWarVet Ha, that’s a big no-go. The attic isn’t insulated, has only an exhaust vent not windows, and becomes a literal hotbox in the summer. (plus it’s unfinished and only has half a floor )

@neuroticsilence, Ha, Ha, Ha, dat’s what a nail & hammer & Home Depot are for! Turn it in to a freakin awesome man cave!! & Yes, That’s What She Said!

OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!

@1DisabledWarVet 1. I rent, so… 2. Also, not a man. Man cave would be a very inaccurate description of my setup.

@neuroticsilence, “I’m not a man!” That’s What He Said, OR That’s What She Said!

@1DisabledWarVet @neuroticsilence Or, if in doubt, that’s what they said. (And people say that “they” is never singular.)

@neuroticsilence @werehatrack, Ms Neurotic-silence, ya just might wanna Google the word ‘they’ to find how, e.g., The Associated Press Style book & others said about the pronoun. You might be a bit surprised!!

@k4evryng, That’s What She Said!! BTW, I gots two meself, but got the 24 to give a few to others + I already had 8 [Breath- green] big bags!

@llangley
/image disgusted-loving-dog

@llangley
The expression on the
white dog’s face!

@Kyeh I know!!! I had to edit about 7 times before I got a giphy with an actual DOG but it was SO worth it

@Euniceandrich It worked! Your order number is: nutty-smokey-knot

/image nutty smokey knot

/giphy nutty-smokey-knot

@mediocrebot I actually just opened a box of smokehouse blue diamond nut-thins…
Spooky!