It’s that time of month again! – and while @brhfl has done a wondrous job accepting blames and unblames, all good things must come to an end. So who’s worthy of being goated for August?
Also, he’s been helpful in answering various user posts directly, which means he has too much time on his hands while not pursuing the next pallettruckload shipload of speaker docks.
@narfcake The lack of catshirts is maybe why catshirtwoot was in the morning email - it just didn’t say “Dear narfcake, we are addressing your concern and so are mentioning cat shirts; that we are sending you to woot should be read as a vote for not offering cat shirts here.” so thus it is your fault that this was in the morning spam. NARFCAKE FOR GOAT
@mfladd Commenting on the picture: I could see that going really, really badly. Unless she’s some sort of marine biologist or other person experienced with aquatic life, she should probably reconsider that.
I’d like to nominate @Ignorant. He chose to quit designing t-shirts with me and instead invests his time and energy into trolling my designs post-tater/ignorant era. He’s a menace.
@sammydog01 - is a frequent meh flyer with great humor and community spirit. She created the first Irk effigyvoodoo tribute doll, making a nation of mehtizens so jealous. She is a nonstop, irrepressible chatterbox and a reliable source of handing out likes to other people’s posts, making her a perfect candidate for blame.
Vote sammygoat!
@thismyusername You know what’s GREAT? They forgot to bribe @shawn to hide the evidence! Thanks to user profiles, I could see (at 2:19pm PDT)
@hollboll liked @KDemo’s comment
5 hours ago: The goat days of summer - August 2016 nominations @sammydog01! I’ll be back shortly with an endorsement.
@dave liked @KDemo’s comment
5 hours ago: The goat days of summer - August 2016 nominations @sammydog01! I’ll be back shortly with an endorsement.
@galmaegi liked @KDemo’s comment
5 hours ago: The goat days of summer - August 2016 nominations @sammydog01! I’ll be back shortly with an endorsement.
“5 hours ago” is already well into August 1, 2016! Therefore, @sammydog01 should be the innocent runner up and @snapster should reign as this month’s goat!
@narfcake you know what that means, we just have to resolve ourselves to give @snapster an insurmountable number of votes next month as punishment. If he’s got a 50 vote lead they won’t be able to stuff the ballots!
@narfcake This is like criticizing a presidential candidate’s staff for voting for their candidate. (Or in this case, for voting for the other candidate.)
@thismyusername Yep! I don’t think anyone would’ve been surprised to see @dave (and @hollboll and @galmaegi) voting for everyone else early on; hell, I EXPECTED this kind of behavior:
While @snapster is my first choice for goat (for the reasons above), @jbartus would be an ideal #2- just look at the explanations and the time spent on the circuit breaker experiment.
Also, with @mfladd’s league starting in August, it’d be a lot easier to just blame the league goat for the bad draft picks or getting screwed over.
@mfladd I’ll get you goated one of these days! By the way I have mostly listened to the iPod so you should probably email me the mailing address you want it sent to. jbartus(insert funny lowercase A symbol here)mehmbersonly(dot)com
@mfladd No bet. I say that only because I’m fighting an uphill battle because you’ve got most of the people likely to vote drinking the one-time kool aid! You gonna share those two things or emailing them or something?
@mfladd I just need to take a moment to point out the fact that you were goat last August and FESUSGL (you know… G for Goat) exists because of it. So the football excuse is kind of empty.
I agree with @dashcloud that @jbartus would good be a good choice. But I ask that his nomination be tabled for Sept/Oct/Nov when much football blame could be laid on him. I am sure he would LOVE that.
@mfladd if I’m gonna be goat for football blame it needs to wait til after Brady’s back so the blame is, at least in the case of one game per week, deserved!
My nomination - let’s turn the octopus into a goat, aka CEO @snapster!
The first two reasons …
https://meh.com/forum/topics/or-you-can-please-none-of-the-people-at-all-of-the-times-----1-of-2
https://meh.com/forum/topics/or-you-can-please-none-of-the-people-at-all-of-the-times----2-of-2
Also, he’s been helpful in answering various user posts directly, which means he has too much time on his hands while not pursuing the next
pallettruckloadshipload of speaker docks.And there’s still a lack of catshirts here!
@narfcake this. Yep.
/image octopus goat
@narfcake The lack of catshirts is maybe why catshirtwoot was in the morning email - it just didn’t say “Dear narfcake, we are addressing your concern and so are mentioning cat shirts; that we are sending you to woot should be read as a vote for not offering cat shirts here.” so thus it is your fault that this was in the morning spam. NARFCAKE FOR GOAT
@Kidsandliz I served as shirtgoat already.
@narfcake Too bad. You had set yourself up perfectly LOL
@narfcake The only problem with @snapster is that he will probably be at the beach being bad.
@narfcake @Kidsandliz we’ve already established that the no repeat-goating thing is more of a tradition than an actual rule… just saying.
@jbartus Maybe if we run out of viable candidates, but until then, no regoating.
@narfcake - I suspect the octopus badge overrides a goat badge, so how would that work?
@KDemo let @snapster and @shawn worry about how it would work, we just gotta elect him!
@jbartus Perhaps a new badge? Goat head with octopus tentacles.
@narfcake This?
@Kidsandliz That could work too!
@narfcake This one looks more regal. Might be better under the circumstances…
@narfcake Ooohhhhhhh I think I have found it
@mfladd Commenting on the picture: I could see that going really, really badly. Unless she’s some sort of marine biologist or other person experienced with aquatic life, she should probably reconsider that.
I’d like to nominate @Ignorant. He chose to quit designing t-shirts with me and instead invests his time and energy into trolling my designs post-tater/ignorant era. He’s a menace.
@taternuggets Don’t forget voting for Bieber.
@taternuggets @Ignorant is too helpful. He needs to be made goat to teach him a lesson about this awfully nice flaw he has.
@taternuggets I don’t get it.
/image ignorant goat
@sammydog01! I’ll be back shortly with an endorsement.
@sammydog01 - is a frequent meh flyer with great humor and community spirit. She created the first Irk
effigyvoodootribute doll, making a nation of mehtizens so jealous. She is a nonstop, irrepressible chatterbox and a reliable source of handing out likes to other people’s posts, making her a perfect candidate for blame.Vote sammygoat!
/image sammydog goat
@hollboll @dave @galmaegi
What was the bribe you received from @snapster for those votes?
@thismyusername I… I know nothing.
@thismyusername You know what’s GREAT? They forgot to bribe @shawn to hide the evidence! Thanks to user profiles, I could see (at 2:19pm PDT)
“5 hours ago” is already well into August 1, 2016! Therefore, @sammydog01 should be the innocent
runner up and @snapster should reign as this month’s goat!
@narfcake I expect there was cash involved.
@narfcake you know what that means, we just have to resolve ourselves to give @snapster an insurmountable number of votes next month as punishment. If he’s got a 50 vote lead they won’t be able to stuff the ballots!
@narfcake This is like criticizing a presidential candidate’s staff for voting for their candidate. (Or in this case, for voting for the other candidate.)
One user, one vote!
@dave this would be more like the presidential candidates’ staff stuffing the ballot box for the opponent after the polls closed.
@thismyusername Yep! I don’t think anyone would’ve been surprised to see @dave (and @hollboll and @galmaegi) voting for everyone else early on; hell, I EXPECTED this kind of behavior:
LeMons Judges Believe In Honest, Out-Front Bribery, Not The Shameful Furtive Kind
The voting happened on the morning of August 1 , though. @shawn’s coding doesn’t lie.
Which means the real question is …
What bribes did you three receive?
It’s … uh, important to know.
@narfcake I gave them cookies.
How about @oldcatlady? It’s Speedo season.
While @snapster is my first choice for goat (for the reasons above), @jbartus would be an ideal #2- just look at the explanations and the time spent on the circuit breaker experiment.
Also, with @mfladd’s league starting in August, it’d be a lot easier to just blame the league goat for the bad draft picks or getting screwed over.
@dashcloud I’m not in @mfladd’s league o.o
Per usual, I’m going to nominate @mfladd for regoating, because it’s what I do.
Also, he’s been too gosh darn nice lately, I mean really. Brady got shut down by the 2nd circuit man, where’s the rage?!
@jbartus
Too many good candidates here! Plus FFL is coming up. All my time will be spent with FESUSGL and work league. But nice try, bitch
@mfladd you’d just have to make time. I’m confident you could do it!
@mfladd OI! YOU DODGED THE QUESTION!
Where’s the rage?
@jbartus That’s because you ninja’d it after i had already responded, Bruce Lee.
We see what the circuit man can do.
Have faith.
@mfladd I did not, you didn’t reply til 10 mins later, I couldn’t have ninja’d it!
@jbartus then all I saw was you trying to re-goat me, bitch!
@mfladd I’ll get you goated one of these days! By the way I have mostly listened to the iPod so you should probably email me the mailing address you want it sent to. jbartus(insert funny lowercase A symbol here)mehmbersonly(dot)com
@jbartus also, I have two things you have to listen/watch. Money says you are goated before me, just say’n.
@mfladd No bet. I say that only because I’m fighting an uphill battle because you’ve got most of the people likely to vote drinking the one-time kool aid! You gonna share those two things or emailing them or something?
@jbartus email…trust me they will not appreciate, just hate. You will love.
@mfladd did you email me already?
@jbartus btw, that is an awesome gif. I just can’t star it. You know why.
@mfladd the Emperor?
@jbartus I am not starring a post where you try to re-goat me bitch!
@mfladd Star it! Let the dark side of the force flow through you!
@mfladd I just need to take a moment to point out the fact that you were goat last August and FESUSGL (you know… G for Goat) exists because of it. So the football excuse is kind of empty.
@christinewas and my draft prep suffered because of it (and you!)
@mfladd now you’re just making excuses!
I agree with @dashcloud that @jbartus would good be a good choice. But I ask that his nomination be tabled for Sept/Oct/Nov when much football blame could be laid on him. I am sure he would LOVE that.
@mfladd if I’m gonna be goat for football blame it needs to wait til after Brady’s back so the blame is, at least in the case of one game per week, deserved!
@jbartus Agreed. Just for you and the haters.
@mfladd see you for October?
I vote to nominate @jbartus now, because he keeps ragging on my Ranger.
@RiotDemon not your Ranger, all Rangers… Rangii?
@jbartus
GoaT Bump. Get your votes in.
August is almost here! Who’s going to be the next goat?
@narfcake
@sammydog01…life sucks then you goat. But the pasture is good.