The "Fully Endorsed and Supported" Unmehficial Stupid Goat! League (FESUSGL) part III

@dashcloud ugh. Why dashcloud? Why would you do this to me? Did I lop off you head in a past life? Watch the screen. These features do not exist....exist...exist..................................................

@mfladd Why the resistance? Were you not the one who was sad about losing similar features from CBS?

@christinewas If you would like to do them be my guest, otherwise watch the screen and forget.

@christinewas No, CBS does everything for you ...hence less work.

@mfladd I'm not the stupid goat and league manager.

@christinewas I bowed to your espn crap.

@mfladd Well, that was silly.

@christinewas @dashcloud for whatever reason the site is telling me that these options are not yet available. It won't even give me give me a draft card grading report. ESPN sucks!

@mfladd @christinewas You did notice the 888 number you can call for issues with the site right?

@dashcloud I have feeling it will open up after the weekend games. You are still killing me here. I thought you were my Team Octopi Bro?

@mfladd It kind of looks like the features might be a little lame, anyway.

@christinewas Ya, I would never do the press conference thing. I watched a you tube of it. Not happening. I will check some of the others when they open up.

@mfladd Heartbroken.

@mfladd I cannot bear the thought of all of the mocking potential you are depriving us of in your refusal to do the press conference.

@mfladd You probably shouldn't make that bet, because if you lose, you'll be confronted by your own post(s) saying "Patriots suck" for months.
Really hard to defend your team when you're saying it sucks.

@dashcloud no no no, I knew someone would say this. "Playing each other" in fantasy = saying your fantasy team sucks publicly (I would never say the Pats suck - because they don't. I don't even think DC has a pro team he likes).

@dashcloud I was on the fence but that made me go for it. Deal @mfladd.

@mfladd Is the proposed bet just how much Tom Brady you'll get away with in your trades?

@mfladd Let's recap last week's score.
You -124
Me-129
And as for this week's scores.
You -121 and a half
Me - 127
And I felt so sorry for you I approved your sandbag trade this week.
Neener! Neener!

@DrunkCat keep talking. That was a fair trade. (@denboy more trade talk) You still haven't excepted my bet, scaredy pants.

@mfladd Running a beer fuku is time consuming! But fine, I'll give this a shot.

Shut up old goat.

How's that? did I do it right?

@Teripie True - let's see how things play out. See you in the playoffs.

@mfladd Didn't realize you failed so hard. I already accepted. Does this mean I automatically win?

@marklog no. beer fuku is over. Get your ass in play!

@DrunkCat still heard no acceptance of the bet from you. All I hear is blah, blah, blah, Yea, or Nay for all to hear.

@mfladd Either Gurley emerges or I'm a big fat dummy, which I'm fully prepared to be. I must say that it's much easier to be risky in a league with no money at stake.

@denboy Nice trash talking...geesh! Some people here are too nice.

I think I need @sammydog01 over here to do some trash talking!

@mfladd All I hear is Tom Brady Tom Brady Tom Brady Tom Brady.

@mfladd Screw you low class pats bandwagon head case, I'll trash talk whoever I please whenever I please including myself. No crying when Gronk ruptures his achilles.

@mfladd @becca has yet to post her pictures, and just because you don't see anything going on doesn't mean that nothing is going on..

BF2 coming soon!

@denboy nice. Now that is trash talking. Let's see how the Cowboys do without Romo! And btw. Your new qb is an ex-patriot.

@DrunkCat I can see you're scared so i will stop asking for a reply.

@denboy i have to add, not bandwagon type...born and raised in MA. There ia difference.

@mfladd bandwagon fans are born everywhere

@Teripie see you in the playoffs (I love cuttlefish for breakfast)

@mfladd That is just sad.

@ceagee I agree. But honestly, is it any different if you eat it when someone else stops it's life. No different than going fishing and catching a trout for breakfast. I love steak, but I struggle with it. If I had to do it myself - I would be a vegetarian. So would others.

@ceagee It is already dead when that happens. Squicks me out, though.

@Thumperchick OMG, I just googled it - you are right!

The squid's muscles still retain Adenosine triphosphate (ATP), the main source of energy for muscle contractions. Therefore, when the sodium in soy sauce is absorbed into the creature's body, it triggers muscle spasms that appear to make the cephalopod dance. Of course, a specimen must be fairly fresh for soy sauce to elicit this reaction, according to the report.

That is down right creepy.

@mfladd Yes. The salt in the soy sauce causes an electrical response in the cuttlefish, making it "dance." The creature is most certainly dead before this happens. Have some sauce.
(I see you ninja edited on me. Yes, it's still freaking creepy.)

@Thumperchick lol, that is where I got my quote.

@mfladd I saw that! Damn google - showing you my secret sauces.

@ceagee Ouch! But I helped you before when you needed advice. And you are trashing the Pats? Holy shit!!!!!! :)

@ceagee My advice, be careful seeking too much advice, it gets noisy quickly. Seek out the advice of a single sage or two and have fun living and learning.

@ceagee Your link didn't work but I had another one to the beginner league. Are you the Tuskegee Melons?

@mfladd I thought you wanted trash talk ? Didn't you just post that? Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
That and I don't like squishy balls. :P

@ceagee If Calvin Johnson is sitting on your bench put him in at flex. I'm not sure if I'm looking at the right team.

@Teripie I'm in league A beginner. try this link http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=1971236&seasonId=2015

@Teripie I don't have calvin johnson. Not sure where you are looking . I'm Team Ceagee MehBeginnerLeagueA

@ceagee you know I do! My poor @squishyballs. No respect for what they can do (on the field that is). ;)~ p.s. thanks for making people post here.

@ceagee that link is showing closed also. I thought that most of the leagues were opened up.

@mfladd I thought it was open. maybe it's bc I'm signed in ?
Try this link : http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=1971236

@ceagee @moose never opened up your league to public veiwing. Still not working - and yes, it is because you are signed in. I don't remember anyone asking him to open up that league.

@mfladd @mflatt hahahahahahahaha

@mfladd well crap now you dinged him and he's going to see me getting help and then he's going to up the anty w/ his team. Thanks a lot @mflatt That last link did't work ?

Pizza is here. gotta run.

@ceagee that's what you get for dissing @squishyballs & @mflatt. Enjoy the pie!

@mfladd aka @mflatt Screen shot. Have at it.
ETA well crap that turned out small. Can you zoom in. If not I will figure something out.

@ceagee got it. I will email you about it tomorrow.

@mfladd Thanks !

@ceagee check you email

@ceagee you have mail.

@Teripie Do what you will. Your fate is sealed - to be eaten as an appetizer by Cthulu!

@mfladd Wait. Didn't the Cuttlefish beat Cthulu once already? And at the time my big guns weren't really up to par. I'll see you again in a few months. We'll see........

@Teripie they did. But revenge will be sweet, my cuttlish friend!

@Teripie two weeks in....two weeks.

@MrMark "Two weeks" what?

@mfladd If he sends you any beer I recommend checking the seals very carefully before drinking it.

@mfladd Would not bother me a bit if he fails to return this week. My team is starting to get a little worn out and I need another win.

just send a plague on his team

@mfladd Phew, for a second there I thought the FESUSGL was losing steam.

@mfladd Thanks asshole! My team is not strong this week and now @marklog made adjustments to his bench!
I didn't see you asking him to make adjustments last week when he played you!

@Teripie ;)~

@Teripie I agree with you. @mfladd should have to sit Gronk and Forsett this week as punishment for not calling him out @marklog last week.

I think I only have ire for the timing of @mfladd's mention of @marklog's lineup failures if it was noticed prior to the games starting on sunday. If going into the week, or if from Thursday night's game @mfladd realized this was happening (rules so staunchly promoted by @mfladd and rightly so) then the timing is quite self serving. Now, all of us need to ask what we would've done in the same situation (heck i may have let it ride depending on mood). @mfladd if you didn't notice till games started sunday then the timing for exposing @marklog is fine but where have you been as our trusted league participation advocate? Anyway it's all @christinewas's fault and you should have a sit down with @marklog and say you're sorry for causing him to be a deadbeat manager which is really the issue here.

@denboy @teripie @mfladd that's all a bunch of horseshit. Any one of you could have called me a dick and told me to get my act together at any time. Don't blame @mfladd for doing it a week later than you would. Silliness.

@marklog thanks. It's ok. The commish always takes the shit, as I also do on meh, in general. My skin is quite thick.

@marklog precisely why I'll never be a commish, too much time and abuse. on that note, thanks for being commish @mfladd........i really do appreciate all the effort. also i'm a sarcastic bastard so please don't take my above post as seriously as @marklog has. why did you wait so long to be a ffl deadbeat @marklog?....you had a full lineup going when you beat me. Let's make a trade, Calvin Johnson for Dan Bailey.

@denboy is right. This is all my fault. That said, let's be honest. @mfladd probably needed the boost.

Since the goat thing came up, though... I'm kind of feeling like we should be calling this my league. I am the goat. Sure, he started it. He's the commissioner. Blah, blah, blah.

Bye-bye dark lord, hello QUEEN?

@christinewas If you want it, the ring is yours.

@mfladd Happy new year!

@Teripie And ice cream- NFL players like ice cream.

@Teripie please send me your mailing address. Contact me at mehgoat at yahoo

@Teripie Thanks, but I need your actual physical address to have something sent to you.