@moonhat It’s my bday month too. Party! Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music!. Whee! Some dispensaries give bday discounts, and that always makes me happy.
@moonhat you’re just an infant! A full 5 months younger than the wizened, dessicated, crepulescent and putrid husk of a creature that is I. So buck up! It could be much worse.
But…I barely ever smoke, pot is cheap, and my pot drawer is already full of cannaboids that I haven’t got around to. Hmmmm… maybe my New Years resolution should be to get stoned more.
@UncleVinny no I mean, you are already 50? I still don’t imagine you that age. Remember, I’m on to you. You are mid-30’s maybe living somewhere hip like Capitol Hill
I just realized that my meh-button-click-streak is currently at 417 and counting.
This means that, as long as I don’t miss a click in the next few days, I will hit 420 on 4/1/20.
I am going to take this as a sign from the universe and will not click the meh button on 4/2.
I will also smoke some pot, but that’ll just make it a day like any other day.
@DennisG2014@therealjrn I dont hate many things but I hate stereotypes. You can trust ME. But I’m drinking a barrel-aged old fashioned from the place I pick up my Treasure Truck shit. It’s fucking awesome. And I have my “medicine” on hand
Where’s the fucking pot leaf emoji anyway?
Sort of appropriate for today’s offering
@Mehrocco_Mole
Dude, did you not read the write-up?
@therealjrn No, I hardly ever do truth be told. Why?
@Mehrocco_Mole Dude, go read the write-up for the hemp soda man. Ya know, like RIF man…
@Mehrocco_Mole @therealjrn yeah for RIF!
@moonhat @therealjrn RIF?
/giphy RIF
@Mehrocco_Mole @moonhat
/youtube dont bogart that joint
And with Meh’s shipping partner you’ll get your hemp soda just in time to celebrate.
Maybe
That’s the month in which I’ll be turning 50. Waaaah
@moonhat It’s my bday month too. Party! Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music!. Whee! Some dispensaries give bday discounts, and that always makes me happy.
@moonhat you’re just an infant! A full 5 months younger than the wizened, dessicated, crepulescent and putrid husk of a creature that is I. So buck up! It could be much worse.
@OldCatLady pot discounts?! I’m excited.
But…I barely ever smoke, pot is cheap, and my pot drawer is already full of cannaboids that I haven’t got around to. Hmmmm… maybe my New Years resolution should be to get stoned more.
@UncleVinny for real?
@moonhat For real! It could always be way, way worse.
@UncleVinny no I mean, you are already 50? I still don’t imagine you that age. Remember, I’m on to you. You are mid-30’s maybe living somewhere hip like Capitol Hill
@moonhat Uncle “Crusty” Vinny, that’s what they call me.
@UncleVinny
/giphy lie
@moonhat late but my dad is turning 69 this April…he will be 69 on 4/20!
@jmoor783 69 and 420… all sorts of fun for dad!
Party on
My man!!!🥳
So every day is the 20th? That doesn’t make sense.
@yakkoTDI or maybe it does…
/giphy stoner
@yakkoTDI
I’m intending to have all my hallucinations with 20/20 vision…
/giphy psilocybin
I just realized that my meh-button-click-streak is currently at 417 and counting.
This means that, as long as I don’t miss a click in the next few days, I will hit 420 on 4/1/20.
I am going to take this as a sign from the universe and will not click the meh button on 4/2.
I will also smoke some pot, but that’ll just make it a day like any other day.
Hold on a minute…
I’ll hit 420 on 3/1 not 4/1.
I swear I wasn’t stoned when I wrote that.
@DennisG2014 It’ll still be good man, just relax duuuuude.
The funny part is that I was stoned when it occurred to me that the upcoming month is March not April…
Also, those of you who liked my post without correcting me - were you high???
@DennisG2014 Ha ha, nope, but I didn’t notice it.
I trusted you man…
@therealjrn Never trust a stoner, dude.
@DennisG2014 @therealjrn I dont hate many things but I hate stereotypes. You can trust ME. But I’m drinking a barrel-aged old fashioned from the place I pick up my Treasure Truck shit. It’s fucking awesome. And I have my “medicine” on hand
Where’s the fucking pot leaf emoji anyway?
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot shit. I said awesome
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@llangley @mediocrebot awesome… you said shit…
Clicked it without even thinking.
/image facepalm
@DennisG2014
/giphy facepalm