The Clickbait Challenge
1Current Challenge: Write a clickbait headline for what you will eat for lunch.
WHAT’S GOING ON HERE??
The basics: We’re doing a little April Fools’ Day game, asking our users to complete a series of ridiculous, stupid, and fun (we hope) photography/writing/drawing tasks throughout the day.
But why: Because April Fools’ Day has grown tiresome. Sure, maybe we laughed the first few years that corporations took on the challenge of lying to their customers. But then, we got to the point where Continental was tweeting about their new airliner constructed entirely from bacon or whatever and it got a little old. We want to celebrate April Fools’ Day in a fun way.
Okay, but why on March 31st: Because you’re more likely to be tethered to your computer on a Friday than a Saturday.
Will there be winners: Yes! The winner will be whoever gets the most votes on their entry!
Will there be prizes: Yes! The pride of knowing you had some fun on the internet!
So, there won’t be prizes: Correct. Anyway, we hope you enjoy yourself.
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It killed Steve Jobs! And he’s eating it for lunch!
The answer is fruit.
@bxm83 Doctors hate this one simple trick.
@FreePasta Looks In The Fridge For A Meal, You Won’t Believe What Happens Next.
@FreePasta You found pizza?
@FreePasta @Targaryen They found batteries, of course.
@Targaryen
I heard that IRKs are a good way of distracting a person while you go through their fridge.![:wink:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f609.png)
@FreePasta @heartny Ah, those are much less delicious.
@heartny @Targaryen
Batteries, or IRKs?
List of things I’m eating for lunch. Number 3 will shock you!
@medz It’s kale isn’t it?
@Targaryen expired Kind cranberry almond bar!
@medz But how expired?
@Targaryen at least 2 months beyond freshness guarantee date
I ate my lunch in public and cameras caught more than expected!
@medz click
57 things you need to know about this guy’s leftover buffalo chicken burrito from two nights ago
@DRBARBER![enter image description here](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
A man opened his fridge and found THIS!!! YOU WON’T STOP CRYING! (EMOTIONAL) | mukbang | The Great Reset
@awk This is like 3 things in one I hope the article delivers.
Doctors don’t want you to know about this simple ramen trick.
@medz I’ve seen this one, boil the ramen separately to get rid of all the leftover oil and then add it later?
Completely Naked? Entirely Pink? Flashed In Public?
(Breadless bologna sandwich on a park bench)
@meshuggah![enter image description here](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
Vintage lunch photos that would be totally unacceptable today.
@medz Mm… tuna casserole in a jello mold sandwich.
You will never believe reheating a 3 day old 5-guys burger this way is better than fresh!!!
@jemullins Damn now I want a burger but I don’t want to wait 3 days to eat it.
Restaurants Hate Him! Learn This One Weird Trick To Save Money On Lunch Using Only What You Have In Your Refrigerator At Home!
@SirLouie Pickles, mustard and tatertots.
You won’t believe how hot this pocket is!
@madanthony Oh my.
Savory anachronistic mammoth balls are the trendy keto craze!
@JWhirly Yes, I’ve been eating those for years. Ever since the last trend.
Follow this simple 26-ingredient, 17-step recipe to make your office mates jealous at lunchtime for an entire week.
@hugacrv This microwave recipe says “Fish, curry, burnt popcorn…”
You’ll never guess what made this mom’s mouth water. Click here to see!
@mbersiam heh heh heh
You won’t belive these laws still on the books.
@shadowgaurdina No parallel parking during the equinox? Why?
7 Things the media won’t tell you about Costco chicken Alfredo leftovers - number five will blow your mind!
@biblegurl click
Charlie the Tuna tries to enjoy a honeymoon salad demanding, “Lettuce alone.”
@heartny It romaines to be seen who was bothering them.
@Targaryen Unfortunately they cantaloupe
Top 18 lunch places that will wreck your colon now and your toilet later. You won’t believe number 16… it’s a real barn burner, if you know what I mean!
@caver2130 I better look just to be sure…
You’ve been brown-bagging lunch all wrong!
@SteelCityExile click
Employers are raving about this amazing trick to maximize your lunchtime!
(forgetting lunch)