The Buddy Cop Challenge
0Current Challenge: Write a short scene from the movie about you and your dog/cat as a buddy cop duo.
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1040 Car 54
Well Jerry looks like we have to go to that Dog House again, you up for it?
Meeeeeoooooooooowww.
Got your claw at the ready?
Meow?
Make sure you go in stealth - he never sees you with that black coat.
MEOW MEOW
Okay lets get out and stretch…
With a little help from my, err, buddy, Chad. Yeah. Chad GPT.
FADE IN:
INT. WAREHOUSE - NIGHT
djslack and Roux sneak through the dark warehouse, guns drawn and ready for action.
djslack: (whispering) Keep your eyes peeled, Roux. This guy’s a slippery one.
Roux: (barking softly) Don’t worry, djslack. My nose can sniff out a criminal from a mile away.
Suddenly, they hear a noise coming from behind some boxes. They move in, guns raised.
djslack: Alright, Glen. We know you’re here. Come out with your paws up.
Glen steps out from behind the boxes, holding a bag of stolen goods.
Glen: Ah, you got me. Looks like I’m caught red-handed… or should I say, striped-pawed?
djslack: (groans) Cut the crap, Glen. You’re under arrest for theft.
Glen: (chuckles) You know, djslack, I think you’re barking up the wrong tree. Maybe it was the cat burglar who did it.
Roux: (growls) Don’t try to be funny, Glen. You’re not even housebroken.
Glen: (smirks) Touché, Roux. Looks like you’re a real watchdog.
djslack: (exasperated) Can we just get this over with? Let’s cuff him and bring him in.
Roux barks in agreement and moves in to help djslack handcuff Glen.
Glen: (struggling) Hey, watch the fur, will ya? You guys are rufflin’ my stripes.
djslack: (sarcastic) Oh, poor baby. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a nice, cozy cell.
Roux: (barking) And we’ll make sure you get plenty of kibble and bits.
Glen: (grinning) You guys really know how to throw a dog a bone.
djslack rolls his eyes and starts to lead Glen out of the warehouse, with Roux following close behind.
djslack: (to Roux) You know, sometimes I wonder if it’s worth putting up with these bad puns just to catch these guys.
Roux: (smiling) Hey, it’s all in a day’s work, djslack. Besides, I think we make a pretty paw-some team.
djslack: (smirks) Yeah, I guess you could say we’re the top dogs.
Roux: (laughs) Now who’s making bad puns?
They exit the warehouse, with Glen in tow.
FADE OUT
Cut to a dimly lit alleyway in the heart of the city. Alphonso, a sleek and sophisticated CIA agent, is slowly making his way down the narrow path. Suddenly, he hears a faint whimpering. He turns his eyes to the source and spots a small boy, quivering in fear.
Without hesitation, Alphonso extends his
arms and scoops up the scared little boy.
“Hey there, buddy,” he says soothingly. “Don’t worry, I’m one of the good guys and ol’ Max here, he’s the best sidekick a guy could have.”
Just then, a larger figure appears from behind one of the garbage bins. It’s Alphonso’s four-legged partner in crime-fighting, a scrappy mutt named Max.
Max wastes no time and jumps into action, barking fiercely at the looming figure.
“Easy, Max,” Alphonso tells him, as he surveys their surroundings. “We’ve got a situation here.”
As if on cue, two more ominous figures appear out of the darkness. But Alphonso and Max are ready for them. Alphonso quickly does an occular pat down of the threat and takes the necessary precautions, while Max stands guard and barks out warnings.
Together, Alphonso and Max are an unstoppable force, a buddy cop duo unlike any other. They fight for justice, for the innocent, and for all those in need. And with each new adventure, their bond grows stronger and more unbreakable.
Gary 7 walked along the boardwalk, His beautiful cat at his feet. he wondered where all these people had come from to watch the space shuttle launch. They all seemed to be celebrating something.Only he knew what was going to happen next and it hurt him to his very soul. .
Meow meow
Ruff bark growl ruff
Me…ow
Me…
Me.
Growl
Ruff ruff ruff
…
Whimpered purr
Fin
Carefully, we creep into the house where we’re sure the murderer is-
OMG I KILL YOU FUCKER FUCKERY FUCK I KILL YOU I KILL YOU! shouts Middy, my unsubtle partner in anti-crime.
No biscuits and no scritches, why am I here? asks Schmoop, my chief canine officer.
“Look”, say I, in an attempt to reinstate law and order, “look, we’re here to find a VERY BAD MAN. He has EATEN CHILDREN. BAD MAN! VERY BAD!”
OMG BAD MAN IS THERE ANY LEFT? No, lil Middy, we do not eat the bad man’s leftovers.
OK SO KILL THE FUCKERY FUCKER FUCK AND EAT THE BITS AND THEN KILL THE BITS?
No, Middy, this is not due process.
OK but scritches? No, Schmoop, scritches are not extenuating circumstances.
Police Officer Mom and I arrive on the scene.
I trot up to the door knoc, knoc, knoc. Hi, I’m officer Charlie. What seems to be the problem hooman?
What was that? Someone STOLE your PEANUT BUTTER TREATS!!! OH THE HORROR!!!
Why don’t you let me come in and look for klues?
Sniff, sniff, snif…hum…what is that? Chomp, chomp, chomp. Oh this is tasty…chomp, chomp, chomp.
Hooman! I found your treats. They fell on the floor. No need to thank me. Where are they? Oh I had to konfiskat them. Yes, that’s right. Yes I ATE THEM!!! They were so good! I can come look for treats anytime!