Thanksgoating - Day thirteen. Hi hungry, I'm dad
8As I’ve mentioned before, I get up pretty early. A little after 4:00 for the most part. My daughter started high school this year and is in a pretty awesome program but it’s not close. So it’s an early start to the day. She gets up a little after 5:00, makes her breakfast and comes down to the basement to watch a cartoon while I’m futzing about on my computer.
I always greet her with a dad joke when she comes down. I get one of three responses. An eye roll. A dead stare. Or a chuckle. If this was Major League Baseball I’d guess I’m batting about .325 with the chuckles.
So today I’m thankful I can make my kid laugh
But I’m running low…. If you’ve got one. Or seven. Please share.
I’ll get this started with the last one that made her laugh. And this was homegrown. But I’m going to need some audience participation.
Knock, Knock.
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KRULL! A SKULL! BRETT HULL! AWESOME!
Who’s there?
@Lynnerizer Abraham Lincoln
@capnjb @Lynnerizer Abraham Lincoln who?
@callow @Lynnerizer Seriously?
*mic drop
@callow @capnjb Cute!
Being that’s my last name I thought I heard all of the Abraham Lincoln jokes!
How do astronauts blow their nose?
Easy, it’s snot rocket science.
@callow I thought it was a booger, but it’s snot.
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
@Lynnerizer Then it’d be a foot?
I know the economy has been in shambles, but
I was shocked when the stationery store moved.
@edsa That’s a winner. I got a sustained stare, then a chuckle. high fives
This one works when the opportunity presents itself.
Child: “Do you know what time it is Dad?”
You (after looking at watch) “Yep”
@chienfou Or one I’ve heard:
“A freckle past a hair.”
@Kyeh
that’s best done if you don’t actually have a watch on.
@chienfou Oh, yeah - I guess so!
What do you call a guy without kids who tells dad jokes?
A faux Pa.
My dad told this at least once a month for … well, every year before he died.
Did you hear about the Native American who drank 62 cups of tea?
They found him dead the next day in his Tea Pee …
Another from dear old Dad …
If you’re bald in front, you’re a Thinker
If you’re bald in back, you’re a Lover
If you’re bald in front and back, you Think you’re a Lover!
Dad Jokes Everywhere Group on Facebook …
@MarkDaSpark
Tommy… is that you?
BTW your semi-colon joke was excellent!
How do billboards communicate?
Sign language.
Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard.
🫠
Yes…
I herd it through the grapevine.