An old pair of Levi’s cut offs just short enough that your junk doesn’t hang out. The more frayed the better… the perfect lake or river attire when paired with an old 70s T shirt from a rock band.
Rugged shorts that stand up to and protect the naughty bits in natural waterways with sticks,rocks, and aquatic creatures. I’m not in to public pools (people soup)
Better suited for cats than these ones made by ChatGPT.
@kittykat9180 “Hey…ChatGPT, where do you think cat genitals are?”
@jouest
“In kittens, the distance between the anus and the penis is longer than in females.”
I’m not due how to interpret that sentence.
@kittykat9180 sure*
Where I can’t see your stuff.
So, is this actually a 2 day Mehrathon ? Asking for a friend
@ST21 No. It is a 3 day Side Deal-O-Rama.
@ST21 @yakkoTDI I decided to call it a Meh-No-Thon.
It seems these are unisex board shorts bc theres no wank hole.
@luseruser Adding the hole adds more cost. Just pee in the ocean/pool like a normal person.
@luseruser
Got to say that’s a feature that’s never been on any of the board shorts/swim trunks that I’ve owned.
An old pair of Levi’s cut offs just short enough that your junk doesn’t hang out. The more frayed the better… the perfect lake or river attire when paired with an old 70s T shirt from a rock band.
@texmarc
With a beer in hand as the ultimate ‘accessory’.
@texmarc how about a new shirt with the logo from an old 70s band?
Rugged shorts that stand up to and protect the naughty bits in natural waterways with sticks,rocks, and aquatic creatures. I’m not in to public pools (people soup)
@accelerator
More like peeple soup.
Covering the things that need to be covered, and otherwise comfortable and matching the aesthetic of the person wearing them.
For too long, our cultural prejudices have dictated that for approximately 50% of the population, swim trunks should be worn by someone else.
We will absolutely not open the bag of enraged skunks that is “swimsuit season”.