@werehatrack we need you! incredibly specific words for obscure things is part of your heritage! besides, if you screw up it’ll be a charming bit of verschlimmbessern.
@macromeh and it’s even the right number of syllables to fit the song. Yeah!
SuperCrappyFragileCrypticExpiredAndObnoxious
the contents of this here kit are usually maloxious,
if you buy it oft enough you’ll seem somewhat precocious,
SuperCrappyFragileCrypticExpiredAndObnoxious,
Um-shitty-bitti-Um-shitty-Aye
Um-shitty-bitti-Um-shitty-Aye
Making that word was hard. You guys try one.
@jouest
https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/molecule-names.php
https://generatorfun.com/molecule-name-generator
Get your nom-nom-nomenclature on neophyte appellomancers.
(Welshite is a favorite of mine – https://wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names)
https://www.acsh.org/news/2019/07/09/chemicals-strange-and-stupid-names-14142
Mono Ethylene Hydroxide (close to actual compound, Mono Ethanol Amine)
I would try, but my German ancestors would rise from the grave to explain just exactly where I’d made every error.
@werehatrack we need you! incredibly specific words for obscure things is part of your heritage! besides, if you screw up it’ll be a charming bit of verschlimmbessern.
@werehatrack Are you worried about something like this?

@werehatrack @xobzoo ah. Meowsprechfailenkatzenrückantwort.
Here’s my version for you (easier to say):
Mediocrenotsosuperfragiletrashymesskit
@Kyeh well that’s objectively better.
@jouest Thank you!
One of you who knows how to do it please unleash the A.I. I’m almost certain we will be more filled with regret.
@pmarin ugh. okay.
*Ishouldntaclickedmehirkopainfulbuyerous
A word only spoken by those brave enough to click “Buy” at 4AM, stone-cold sober.*
Meh.
@jouest Well, that last part rules me out. I was going through my basement storage and found casemates stuff I have no idea when I bought.
SuperCrappyFragileCrypticExpiredAndObnoxious
@macromeh
@macromeh and it’s even the right number of syllables to fit the song. Yeah!
SuperCrappyFragileCrypticExpiredAndObnoxious
the contents of this here kit are usually maloxious,
if you buy it oft enough you’ll seem somewhat precocious,
SuperCrappyFragileCrypticExpiredAndObnoxious,
Um-shitty-bitti-Um-shitty-Aye
Um-shitty-bitti-Um-shitty-Aye
@macromeh @OnionSoup yeah this one wins.