Oooo, I have too many little ones that demand attention. Unless I win the lottery, or meh hires me at an outrageous salary, I don’t have enough time to dedicate to such an honorable position.
@tracergod hey I got drafted as goat in the middle of a last minute out of state move while starting a new job. Did a crappy job because of that. I even tried posting a death certificated with forged meh signatures and that didn’t work either.
Don’t fret it, @tracergod. Any level of participation is fine. We’ve had goats that spent the whole month ignoring the blames or spent the month on pause.
I nominate @pooltoywolf.
@PlacidPenguin I remembered to vote like I promised.
@sammydog01
Yay!
What the hell is going on around here? Where did my batteries go?!? What is this place?!?!!!
@shahnm check your fridge…
I nominate @Attyvette for continually staying up every night (for a long time) to give us bad puns.
@mfladd Oh hell no. The unfunny one at night is bad enough. I can’t take it throughout 31 days too.
I am also impressed that she has been smart enough to completely stay away from this thread even though she was pinged - kinda like a wise ole GoaT.
Hi, @mike808!
And just to be complete - a contender from last month @heartny
@Kidsandliz
@heartny
/giphy I sense resistance.
@narfcake
@heartny @narfcake So it will be a “shock” when you “win”?
I nominate @lichme again. The baby must be ready for college by now, so there should be plenty of free time to be the goat.
I nominate @tracergod. That’ll teach him for being around so long, but hardly participating in the forums.
Oooo, I have too many little ones that demand attention. Unless I win the lottery, or meh hires me at an outrageous salary, I don’t have enough time to dedicate to such an honorable position.
@tracergod hey I got drafted as goat in the middle of a last minute out of state move while starting a new job. Did a crappy job because of that. I even tried posting a death certificated with forged meh signatures and that didn’t work either.
Don’t fret it, @tracergod. Any level of participation is fine. We’ve had goats that spent the whole month ignoring the blames or spent the month on pause.
@narfcake @tracergod who would do such a thing!!
@Ignorant IKR.
@narfcake
@Ignorant @narfcake @tracergod
/giphy ignorant
@Ignorant @narfcake you misspelled irk . It is Irk not IKR
@CaptAmehrican @Ignorant I Right, Know?
/giphy goat? Goat?? GOAT???
Wtf, over?