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@Pavlov In the song “My Sharona”, I like to say “Abe Vagoda”. However, I never came up with any lyrics to go with it.

@cfg83

Ooh, you old sardonic one, sardonic one
When you gonna crack me a smile, Vigoda?
Ooh, you are a sour one, a sour one
Grumpily saying some line, Vigoda
Never gonna smile, give it up, such a pessimist
You always get so glum at the word of an optimist
A-a-a-Abe, Vi, woo!
A-a-a-Abe Vigoda
Get a little happier, huh, ah, will ya, huh?
Just enough to raise those eyebrows, Vigoda
Acting like its all a misery gets to me
Twisting down the edge of your mouth, Vigoda
Never gonna smile, give it up, such a pessimist
You always get so glum at the word of an optimist
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
A-a-a-Abe Vigoda
A-a-a-Abe Vigoda
When you gonna smile for me, s-smile for me?
Is it just a matter of mood, Vigoda?
Is it j-just the entropy, e-entropy
Or is it just the blame in your mind, Vigoda?
Never gonna smile, give it up, such a pessimist
You always get so glum at the word of an optimist
A-a-a-Abe, Vi, woo, woo!
A-a-a-Abe, Vi, Vi, Vi, woo!
A-a-a-Abe Vigoda
A-a-a-Abe Vigoda
A-a-a-Abe Vigoda
A-a-a-Abe Vigoda
Mmh, ohh, Abe Vigoda
Mmh, ohh, Abe Vigoda
Mmh, ohh, Abe Vigoda

@aetris Wow, that’s a lotta work. Dr. Dimento would be proud!

@cfg83 I’m a big Weird Al fan.