Squirrel Wars
8So @Kdemo chose to post a humiliating pic to squirrels having us eating out of horse heads and making us look silly. No more. We are going to war with you silly feeder people. Pick a side. She is suing for peace, but I say it is too late. (yes, I know it is late and I am loopy). Here is our current state of affairs. Please add to our squirrel War and Peace novel.
KDemo said an hour ago:
I think I recognize that horse - squirrel feeder, right?
@KDemo Rise up! We squirrels will no longer be subjected to such antics for your amusement. Prepare for battle.
mfladd said an hour ago
@mfladd That's just nuts.
Kylethephotoguy said an hour ago
@Kylethephotoguy We ain't play'n around. Our time is now!
Light'em up boys!
mfladd said an hour ago
@mfladd - There you go again, starting wars when love is so much more fun. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Wanna come over for a barbecue?
I won't serve your food in horseheads, promise.
KDemo said an hour ago
@KDemo Awwwwww....No, It's too late for that. There is no turning back.
Sargent, start going house to house.
Also, call in the Air Cavalry.
Sorry @Kdemo (but that squirrel grilling was priceless.)
mfladd said 42 minutes ago
@mfladd - Even Squirrel Vader
only uses his lightsaber for cutting flowers.
KDemo said 21 minutes ago
@KDemo We have already called in our Asian squirrel allies.
Which also includes Asian Bengal Squirrels
mfladd said 20 minutes ago
@mfladd - A little Kenny G will peacefully turn them around at the border.
KDemo said 3 minutes ago
(and yes, I am fucking nuts)
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But @mfladd, widdle squirrel wuvs you!
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@KDemo and you wonder why we went to war.
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Oh, the humiliation. What's next? Squirrel coats?
@mfladd - Sure, squirrel coats. Why not?
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The title of this thread is an error - its official name is "Squirrel Peaces". (Unless you can find someone to fight with you).
@mfladd, I was going to post a nice, happy picture of a goat and squirrel, sitting together in peace. And then I saw this. WTF, squirrels?
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@christinewas War isn't pretty, little goat. Their are always casualties.
@mfladd "There" It's early and I am a little squirrely.
@mfladd I think you already know how much joy your errors bring me. If I'm going to die, I think I deserve to be amused for a moment.
Bring up the armored division.
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Air division, reporting for duty
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@jaremelz nice to have you with us, kid. Now give'em hell!
I want you! Our cause is just. Join up now!
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You've really gone off the deep end with this one, hope you packed your 'chute!
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@jaremelz
It's ok, the 101'st Ranger battalion is trained for this type of thing.
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I think this entire thread is squirrely...
@mikibell Well, I think it's just super.
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@mikibell I don't know if you are with us or against us, but I can't take the chance.
Take her out.
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@mikibell We have planted our flag here and claimed victory. We will defend it to the death. Just not ours!
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@mikibell that's not a squirrel
@MsELizardBeth course it is..it is looking for its long tail ;)
@MEHcus I see you have picked a side and decided to antagonize us. (and I will not go away - pfft)
A bad choice you have made.
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@Lotsofgoats I see you've brought a hippo to a squirrel fight.
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@jaremelz wow u can't even recognize amphibious squirrel when u c them ok wow
@Lotsofgoats Just put this on to blend in.
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I am guessing Navy is what you wanted.
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If you are good enough you might even be able to become one of our elite special forces operatives..
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Because nothing beats the sweet, sweet sugar bush!
Why don't we all chill out and share a beer?
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@sammydog01 A victory party? I'm all for it. But I'll need something a little stronger, and some green, just sayin'.
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@jaremelz do not believe her. The point of this was that the peace was only to keep the squirrels down. She might be an infiltrator.
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We have had her under surveillance for a while.
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@mfladd I'm not worried in the least, I fight best when I'm a bit loaded.
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@jaremelz lol - text required..."Put down the bottle, bitch. I am on your side!"
@mfladd That's just me holding down the fort while you're on a booze and ammo run.
I know it's not a squirrel, but.....
@luvche21 you even scared me with that. Not sure what the hell is going on there.
@mfladd Yeah, creeps me out. Sorry.
@luvche21 that's ok..you are still team squirrel. Get a helmet and join the fight.
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@luvche21 Cool... psy-ops
I made my choice many years ago when I went to college. I'm now and forever a fighting squirrel![](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAP///wAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==)
@Foxborn Sweet. Welcome to the team.
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Brace yourselves, nuts are coming.
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@jaremelz I hope this is what you meant - military MRE's
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We just got a shipment in from this guy.
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@mfladd We need a more well-rounded diet. I am always down for some nice melons.
It's been a tough battle.
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But no one gets left behind.
@mfladd Don't get corny now
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@jaremelz hold the line! My understanding is the squirrel superheroes have joined us.
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@Foxborn sweet victory cake.
Bring It!
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Hulk Smash!
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@mfladd I await your signal
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@mfladd And you all fuckers just know I'm gonna be Squirrel Girl
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@jaremelz re bat squirrel - well done!
@mfladd *takes a squirrely bow
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Time out! Root beer for EVERYONE.
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@Barney sweet. hydration is good.
@Barney Yum, thanks! I am refreshed and ready to fight.
@Barney We have been waiting for you.
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Deadly! (but still nice)
@jaremelz @mfladd And I meant root beer for both (all?) sides. Nope, I'm stayin' out of this. I'm chicken.
Edit: Anyway, I have laundry that I must do.
@Barney ok, we will just consider you a noncombatant and good Samaritan, but we expected more. Especially when we are just trying to save our children.
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BTW, her favorite color is purple.
@mfladd It seems our fearless leader might be compromised. Monitoring him for signs of weakness, prepared to take action. He's been a good soldier, but there's no room for softies in war.
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@mfladd I love purple.
@mfladd and followers:
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You can keep mobilizing your forces, but you’re going to look pretty silly when everyone realizes there is no enemy.
Reminds me of . . . never mind.
So, we’re going to be having a mixed nuts party with almond cake, walnut loaf and drinks with amaretto!
You all can come if you want.
@KDemo I don't know. We have already taken casualties.
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Do you promise to take down all the stupid squirrel feeders and let us live in dignity - stealing what we can from the regular bird feeders?
We have live music, too!
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@mfladd - Sure, we did that last night.
@KDemo (delete)
@mfladd - You deleted the truce??? Know what? You can still come to the party. In peace.
@mfladd @kdemo That's what she said
O_O
This thread has been infiltrated by some prairie dogs. Just thought I’d give you a “heads up.”
@Teripie See how they are? They allow prairie dogs to fight their battles, but won't give them the right to vote.
@KDemo I had the truce already and then you post this derogatory accusation about our brethren (who have full voting rights - just like the chipmunks).
@mfladd - You go ahead and have your silly little war, then. I cannot be held responsible for your impending humiliation.
I'll just be over here reading this Beatle book.
@Teripie Those who will fight with us will be rewarded greatly. Those who wish to ATTEMPT to weaken our ranks with sneaking and underhanded tactics will go down!
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@KDemo btw, I am always humiliated here - I am use to it :)
@jaremelz p.s. We also have the meerkats by our side
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@mfladd And who's fault is that, Sgt. Squirrel?
@jaremelz damn nice job getting the meekats to commit. they are usually bunked down.
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@mfladd - But you don't have to choose to live that way.
@mfladd But once you get them to join, they make excellent sentries.
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@Teripie Prairie dogs are now fully committed to the cause.
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Man the cannons!
@ceagee
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still considering the nukes.
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@mfladd @ceagee
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Madness? This is Sparta!
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@mfladd
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So you want peace?
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Do you feel lucky, punks? Do ya?
Si vis pacem, non pascebatis sciuri
quis custodiet ipsos sciuri?
@thismyusername Never. Glad to have you. I am sending Chippy in with you.
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https://vk.com/video-20905395_169176723
The only place I could find this on the inter webs.
Strange the places you will find.
places the peanuts down, backs away slowly, never losing eye contact
@Pamtha I have claimed all these nuts.
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@Pamtha releasing reserve acorns
@thismyusername Let us feast before the next battle.
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@KDemo Nice try. I think not.
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@mfladd - But do it for the children!!
I'm blowing this joint to the sky! They'll never pin it on me.
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@jaremelz
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I got the house down the street.
@mfladd I'll take out the main road. These chickens don't stand a chance!
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@jaremelz no innocent bystanders. We have been over this!
@mfladd I'm just helping him cross the road
Burn it all to the ground!
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And during the lull in the fighting....
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@@mfladd, I brought my own toys, can I play?
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