Squirrel Wars

@KDemo and you wonder why we went to war.

Oh, the humiliation. What's next? Squirrel coats?

@mfladd - Sure, squirrel coats. Why not?

@christinewas War isn't pretty, little goat. Their are always casualties.

@mfladd "There" It's early and I am a little squirrely.

@mfladd I think you already know how much joy your errors bring me. If I'm going to die, I think I deserve to be amused for a moment.

@jaremelz nice to have you with us, kid. Now give'em hell!

@jaremelz

It's ok, the 101'st Ranger battalion is trained for this type of thing.

@mikibell Well, I think it's just super.

@jaremelz

@mikibell I don't know if you are with us or against us, but I can't take the chance.

Take her out.

@mikibell We have planted our flag here and claimed victory. We will defend it to the death. Just not ours!

@mikibell that's not a squirrel

@MsELizardBeth course it is..it is looking for its long tail ;)

@MEHcus I see you have picked a side and decided to antagonize us. (and I will not go away - pfft)

A bad choice you have made.

@Lotsofgoats I see you've brought a hippo to a squirrel fight.

@jaremelz wow u can't even recognize amphibious squirrel when u c them ok wow

@Lotsofgoats Just put this on to blend in.

I am guessing Navy is what you wanted.

If you are good enough you might even be able to become one of our elite special forces operatives..

@sammydog01 A victory party? I'm all for it. But I'll need something a little stronger, and some green, just sayin'.

@jaremelz do not believe her. The point of this was that the peace was only to keep the squirrels down. She might be an infiltrator.

We have had her under surveillance for a while.

@mfladd I'm not worried in the least, I fight best when I'm a bit loaded.

@jaremelz lol - text required..."Put down the bottle, bitch. I am on your side!"

@mfladd That's just me holding down the fort while you're on a booze and ammo run.

@luvche21 you even scared me with that. Not sure what the hell is going on there.

@mfladd Yeah, creeps me out. Sorry.

@luvche21 that's ok..you are still team squirrel. Get a helmet and join the fight.

@luvche21 Cool... psy-ops

@Foxborn Sweet. Welcome to the team.

@jaremelz I hope this is what you meant - military MRE's

We just got a shipment in from this guy.

@mfladd We need a more well-rounded diet. I am always down for some nice melons.

@mfladd Don't get corny now

@jaremelz hold the line! My understanding is the squirrel superheroes have joined us.

@Foxborn sweet victory cake.

@mfladd I await your signal

@mfladd And you all fuckers just know I'm gonna be Squirrel Girl

@jaremelz re bat squirrel - well done!

@mfladd *takes a squirrely bow

@Barney sweet. hydration is good.

@Barney Yum, thanks! I am refreshed and ready to fight.

@Barney We have been waiting for you.

Deadly! (but still nice)

@jaremelz @mfladd And I meant root beer for both (all?) sides. Nope, I'm stayin' out of this. I'm chicken.

Edit: Anyway, I have laundry that I must do.

@Barney ok, we will just consider you a noncombatant and good Samaritan, but we expected more. Especially when we are just trying to save our children.

BTW, her favorite color is purple.

@mfladd It seems our fearless leader might be compromised. Monitoring him for signs of weakness, prepared to take action. He's been a good soldier, but there's no room for softies in war.

@mfladd I love purple.

@KDemo I don't know. We have already taken casualties.

Do you promise to take down all the stupid squirrel feeders and let us live in dignity - stealing what we can from the regular bird feeders?

We have live music, too!

@mfladd - Sure, we did that last night.

@KDemo (delete)

@mfladd - You deleted the truce??? Know what? You can still come to the party. In peace.

@mfladd @kdemo That's what she said

O_O

@Teripie See how they are? They allow prairie dogs to fight their battles, but won't give them the right to vote.

@KDemo I had the truce already and then you post this derogatory accusation about our brethren (who have full voting rights - just like the chipmunks).

It's war.

@mfladd - You go ahead and have your silly little war, then. I cannot be held responsible for your impending humiliation.

I'll just be over here reading this Beatle book.

@Teripie Those who will fight with us will be rewarded greatly. Those who wish to ATTEMPT to weaken our ranks with sneaking and underhanded tactics will go down!

@KDemo btw, I am always humiliated here - I am use to it :)

@jaremelz p.s. We also have the meerkats by our side

@mfladd And who's fault is that, Sgt. Squirrel?

@jaremelz damn nice job getting the meekats to commit. they are usually bunked down.

@mfladd - But you don't have to choose to live that way.

@mfladd But once you get them to join, they make excellent sentries.

@Teripie Prairie dogs are now fully committed to the cause.

Man the cannons!

@ceagee

still considering the nukes.

@mfladd @ceagee

@mfladd

@thismyusername Never. Glad to have you. I am sending Chippy in with you.

@Pamtha I have claimed all these nuts.

@Pamtha releasing reserve acorns

@thismyusername Let us feast before the next battle.

@KDemo Nice try. I think not.

@mfladd - But do it for the children!!

@jaremelz
I got the house down the street.

@mfladd I'll take out the main road. These chickens don't stand a chance!

@jaremelz no innocent bystanders. We have been over this!

@mfladd I'm just helping him cross the road