Sorry I was late with the fuku reveal.

ConradHilton thought this was worth mentioning said Sat, Jul 14th 2018 at 8:33am ET

Fuku got delivered to my parents place, and my only text about it was “I found your ninja on my porch.” And my only thought was “damn. My assassin was caught.” Only to come pick up my fuku to see that it was in fact in a Ninja blender box, and then realize my mom wasn’t just being cheeky. I opened the box, fully expecting it to be part of the joke and that it’s just 27 iPhone 4 cases and a shark mug, but no. It’s an actual goddamned ninja kitchen system. The fuku bag, a micro USB to USB adapter, and a single golf ball shoved into the top of the box had me convinced that there was something amiss, but no. It’s just a 2hp blender that came with a fuku bag, a USB adapter/build your own phone stand, and a practice golf ball, as well. I’m legitimately floored, meh. Really. This was on my list of things I wanted when I moved into my next place, and as if some glorious benefactor has poured over my wish list, you gave it to me.

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ConradHilton said Sat, Jul 14th 2018 at 8:35am ET:

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ConradHilton said Sat, Jul 14th 2018 at 8:36am ET:

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parodymandotcom said Sat, Jul 14th 2018 at 8:42am ET:

Now that they’ve distracted you with the blender, the real ninja will show up.

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RiotDemon said Sat, Jul 14th 2018 at 9:03am ET:

I wouldn’t say you’re late. I’m still waiting for mine. I think it was a nice touch on cramming the golf ball in there.

Here is a whole reveal thread if you want to add your photos there:

https://meh.com/forum/topics/fuku-reveal-thread

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- @RiotDemon I honestly felt like I was late because of my weird sense of time from working nights. I also just didn’t want to throw this in the main reveal thread after so many people already did because I didn’t want such an insane fuku to get buried.
  
  ConradHilton said Sat, Jul 14th 2018 at 9:39am ET
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- @ConradHilton this will get buried before the reveal thread does.
  
  evilstan60 said Sat, Jul 14th 2018 at 10:54am ET
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- @evilstan60 that’s probably a fair assessment on the whole.
  
  ConradHilton said Sat, Jul 14th 2018 at 11:08am ET
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megania said Sat, Jul 14th 2018 at 11:07am ET:

Wow!

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thechinglish said Sun, Jul 15th 2018 at 12:52am ET:

Woah, I just got mine - likewise, I assumed it was just a big box of crap… but it’s one of those ION turntables with built in speakers. As always, came with a fuku bag and some weird meh box I haven’t had the spoons to check out

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