Something You Must Have {{CLOSED}}

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Imagine, if you will that you’re a slightly eccentric but very successful billionaire. It's not surprising that you've developed a taste for the finer things in life, for the exotic…the unknown. For some reason Meh has caught your eye and you've decided that you must have us.

Pretend we're meeting in a trendy restaurant and come up with the best analogy you can for why you bought us. Perhaps we're the dust, dirt, and pet hair and you're the Roomba. We're the gentle grazing antelope and you're the lion. Or maybe you just really like seafood in the morning.

Most stars wins a terrible prize from the basement level of the warehouse. You have until midnight eastern. Have fun.

And the winner is...@TheVertigo! I'll work on getting Mr. Groban to deliver your prize personally while singing a lovely tune, but I don't know if I have that kind of clout.