so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye ...

carl669 posted a pic said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 1:59pm ET

finally! my reign as unapolegetic goat is coming to a close. so, i just want to take this opportunity to blame you. yes, YOU. you fuckers made this a lot of fun. i'm glad to see that goat invocation is up nearly 73%. (jesus you people are needy.) while i did just pull that statistic out of my ass, it doesn't mean it's complete shit.

in addition to the uptick in goat summonings, i've also noticed my local grocery store has had much better sales on stuff i actually want, so, there's that. i can't necessarily prove causation, but there's definitely some high quality correlation going on. so, take a bow you magnificent, time sucking bastards. and, as always ...

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Barney said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:26pm ET:

I love you too, @carl669.

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RedHot said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:29pm ET:

You were an awesome goat, but your time has come to be put to pasture or slaughter. I'm not making that decision but my fork is ready just in case. Oh and the goat sex was great, I don't think the next goat will be letting me do that to them.

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- @RedHot "Oh and the goat sex was great". to be placed on my tombstone to make people wonder.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:35pm ET
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bluedog said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:31pm ET:

A timely Sound of Music reference. Were you twirling around in your leiderhosen, singing to yourself while you wrote this post? All together now.... "The hills are alive with the sound of bleating....la la la la"

Thanks for being a helluva goat @carl669.

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- @bluedog sadly, i've never actually seen the movie.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:36pm ET
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- @bluedog
  
  JonT said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:58pm ET
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- @JonT no one told me it had uzis!!
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 3:11pm ET
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- @JonT That is wonderful
  
  jqubed said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 1:47am ET
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sohmageek said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:33pm ET:

@carl669 this isn't the goat invocation. This is truly blaming you for this crappy thread.

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- @sohmageek i post, because i care. well... not really.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:49pm ET
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nadroj said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:40pm ET:

Goat Bye!

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kdemo said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:42pm ET:

@carl669 - Thanks for a month of arrogant non-apologies.
I'd rate your reign in first place, tied with the other top goats.

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- kdemo said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 3:18pm ET
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- @KDemo one of these days, i'll actually have to play with this goat simulator.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 4:32pm ET
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readnj said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:52pm ET:

This

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carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 2:53pm ET:

oh, and everyone should come to the going away party. there will be clowns.

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- And party hats!
  
  Barney said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 3:02pm ET
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Ryaneil said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 5:30pm ET:

@carl669

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- @Ryaneil
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 5:43pm ET
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- @carl669 you'll miss that goat flair beside your name tomorrow
  
  Ryaneil said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 6:07pm ET
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- @Ryaneil i know. i'm really hoping they go through with the goat emeritus badge eventually.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 6:13pm ET
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Thumperchick said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 7:26pm ET:

Thanks for giving me reasons to use my favorite gifs this month. I loved your unapologetic take on goathood.
One more for the road...

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- @Thumperchick hooray! i was useful! err...uhh... i mean, shut up!
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 9:15pm ET
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Saffer49 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 7:38pm ET:

@carl669

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juststephen said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 8:22pm ET:

I don't give a bleat. Goodbye. :)

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- @juststephen it's ok to care.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 9:11pm ET
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- @carl669 I do care, but I don't like to cry in public.
  
  juststephen said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 11:38pm ET
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- @juststephen I kind of always pictured you crying in public . . . You're really fucking with my head, man.
  
  Pavlov said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 12:07am ET
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- @Pavlov Why the hate? :)
  
  juststephen said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 12:33am ET
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- @juststephen You know I love you like a brother . . .
  
  Pavlov said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 12:35am ET
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PurplePawprints said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 9:14pm ET:

You were a great goat! I hope tomorrow doesn't make you feel too lonely.

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- @PurplePawprints i'll be too busy counting my goat cash from meh to be lonely. there's goat cash, right?
  
  carl669 said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 9:18pm ET
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- @carl669 More likely a pallet load of purina goat chow and a goat poop shovel from Texas...
  
  duodec said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 12:16am ET
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Pavlov said Thu, Apr 30th 2015 at 10:01pm ET:

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- @Pavlov right back at ya good sir
  
  carl669 said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 12:48am ET
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KittySprinkles said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 12:14am ET:

Damn it. I...sniff...told myself I wouldn't cry.

I mean, fuck off! Freaking auto correct.

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- @jaremelz @juststephen beat you to the crying
  
  carl669 said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 12:48am ET
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- @carl669 How did you know. Were you spying?
  
  KittySprinkles said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 1:13am ET
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Mehrocco_Mole said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 1:49am ET:

Will you be retiring to one of those Middle East countries where the men are men and the goats are nervous?

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- @Mehrocco_Mole no way man. NSA is watching me too much for me to travel to the middle east.
  
  carl669 said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 10:35am ET
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- @carl669 Oh Crap! Now they'll be watching me too! Thanks pal.
  
  Mehrocco_Mole said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 11:44pm ET
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jimmyd103 said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 6:20am ET:

Dammit @carl669 I don't have anything awesome to say. Must be @narfcake s fault

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marklog said Fri, May 1st 2015 at 6:28am ET:

This looks like this...

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