Snap, bitches!

DaveInSoCal thought this was worth mentioning said
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"So you will soon receive, via meatspace parcel service, one (1) TOCCs MicroUSB Snap Cable and 1 (one) TOCCs Lightning Snap Cable. They're those little hard plastic sync cables, small enough to carry around on your keychain. And in this case, they bear the Meh logo, just so you don't forget who makes it rain around here.

Go on. Take it. It's free."

Suck it, non-VMP people!