If you have never seen a tool video, here is the video of the song introed. If you can’t stand the music (crazy) but skip to the 1-minute mark to see the start ‘Tool video’ signature. NSFW for use of the word Fucking.
I totally misunderstood the video title. I thought “tool video” meant something like “how to use a pair of vice grips”. I was actually curious how someone could mistake a snail for some piece of esoteric shop equipment.
When I clicked the video, I immediately heard the music and thought to myself “I am an idiot”, followed by “yeah, it kind of does”.
edit: “Tool” being capitalized could have tipped me off, save for the fact that it being the title of the video, all the other words were also capitalized.
Meanwhile the snail is all, “Oi! Feck off with that bright light, mate. Fine, I’ll go this way. Oh you’re just gonna move the light. Of course you are. For crust sake, I’m only tryin’ to get home to me bonnie lass. Can’t ye just let a wee snail go about his business? Oh good, yeah, you’d better film it. Film the blinded snail trying to navigate his way home. Hope you get tons of likes, bro.”